【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Xi'an Culture and Tourism Bureau woke up to find the sky had fallen: No, is Harbin out of its mind?]

【They've already carved terracotta warriors in Harbin, so what are these here?】

[When Qin Shi Huang was resurrected and awoke, he thought: "Have my reinforcements arrived? Now I can go and attack the North and South Poles!"]

[I initially thought it was just an AI video for fun, but it turns out they actually sculpted some real ones in Harbin.]

[Harbin Culture and Tourism: I'm not a flatterer, I don't play games with you, I simply love art.]

Terracotta Warriors: Sleeping for thousands of years, they still have to get up and serve in the military.

"Any friends from Harbin see this? Could you tell me what I need to prepare for a trip to Harbin now?"

"A person from Xi'an signed up for a tour group to Harbin! When they arrived, all they got was to see were ice horse figurines."

"In Xi'an, it's the Terracotta Army; in Harbin, it's the Ice Horse Terracotta Army [laughs]"

"Rumor has it that the Terracotta Warriors went to Northeast China and got frozen into ice sculptures [innocent look]"

"Aren't the best sculptors in the country in Harbin? How can they sculpt everything? My originally calm heart has been stirred by a touch of jealousy."

"Let me tell you something: the Ice Horse Terracotta Warriors are a major discovery in Heilongjiang Province. They automatically emerge from the water after the river recedes and freezes over each year. What you see here is our cultural relic restoration unit currently restoring the artifacts, striving to better present the authentic state of the Ice Horse Terracotta Warriors 2000 years ago."

"If Qin Shi Huang had known that people from Northeast China had this skill, he would have built his mausoleum in Harbin back then."

"No problem, whether you're alive or dead, even if you're dead, you still have to come back and serve your ice duty [facepalm]"

"Let's come up with an idea: create an immersive experience where people hold an ice-made jade seal (He Shi Bi) and sit on an ice-made dragon throne to 'read' it."

"Harbin, you don't need to advertise. Money will come to you. Don't talk about being cold-hearted in this scorching season [crying emoji]"

During the Qin Dynasty.

Qin Shi Huang: It's one thing if you Xi'an can't even properly preserve the Terracotta Army from my tomb and instead use it to make money from ticket sales.

After all, by then I would have long since passed away and wouldn't be able to care about anything else. You've managed to break through so many ingenious mechanisms and mercury seals, what can I say? (┯_┯)

But to my utter surprise, there are even replicas of this thing, and they're even located outside the Great Wall.

I'm not asking what's so interesting to see, but rather, aren't these just things meant to boost our national prestige? Didn't your dynasty have similar things? ╰（‵□′）╯

They insist on looking at my things, and after looking at Xi'an, they want to go and see the lands beyond the Great Wall.

Why didn't we install more poison gas traps to kill you all back then? (Hehe, I'm just kidding.)

Emperors from other dynasties, who knew their tombs would likely be robbed in the future, gloated as they watched Qin Shi Huang suffer: "Anyway, no matter how famous we are, we can't compare to Qin Shi Huang."

Most of the burials are in Henan, and few people visit them. They'll probably have a peaceful life underground.

Well… naturally, he couldn't compare to Qin Shi Huang, who was so fortunate that his tomb was bustling with activity every day, full of lively people. He was supposed to be resting peacefully underground, but then a whole bunch of living people came to visit him from above.

Look at its reputation! Even after thousands of years, and even into later generations, it hasn't faded away. It continues to create ways for people of later generations to make money. How enviable! Ah, no…

So... after they've ruined Qin Shi Huang's Terracotta Army, they can't ruin us.