When Satan Came to the East

[Satan: Is this the East? What a wonderful place!]

[Encountering an ordinary person on the road]

[Satan: Hey kid, I've decided to choose you to rule this place in my place.]

[Eastern Man: You look so dark and grimy, like some kind of ancient mountain demon, are you a devil?!]

[Satan: In exchange, I promise you a hundred years of wealth and glory, but after your death, your soul will belong to me. How about it?]

[Easterner: As the ancients said, you can't judge a book by its cover. So she's an angel with a kind heart despite her ugly appearance. Okay.]

[Satan: Why is this so different from what I've encountered before? It's going so smoothly?]

Aren't you going to hesitate? That's your soul!

[Easterner: What's there to hesitate about? I only know that I can not only live to be a hundred years old, but also enjoy wealth and luxury, and even have a government job after I die.]

Stop talking nonsense and sign the contract already! (*≧m≦*)

[Satan: Huh? Is it that simple? What kind of life have I been living before?]

However, I need to test whether you're bad enough.

[If you had a girl with amnesia in front of you, how would you make her resent the world?]

[Eastern Man: Take her home...]

[Satan: Torture her? Simple but effective]

[Eastern Man: Take care of her, love her, let her reconnect with the world, and make her like me]

[Satan: That's too kind. I'm looking for the devil, what is this?]

[Eastern Man: I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you in such a hurry?]

[Eastern Man: Then she suddenly disappeared from her world, leaving only the video of my murder and a wedding ring.]

Just as she finally avenged herself, I deliberately let her discover that the person she killed was me!

[Satan: After struggling in his industry for most of his life, he couldn't compete with the flash of inspiration of a naturally gifted person.]

Is this what beetroot is? Sign the contract quickly!

"Then make her kill someone using the exact same method as in the video [laughing][thumbs up]"

"Then, when you die, I'll reappear and say to the girl: 'You can't even recognize his figure? It seems your love for him wasn't that special after all. He did so many things against his conscience just to make me spare your life. [See]'"

"666? Then you might really get cut into a million pieces!"

"First, find a group of actors, then torture her. I am one of the people who will be tortured along with her and who will be friendly to her."

Just as she was about to break down, "I" told her that there was a loophole she could exploit to escape.

Then she found someone who was kind and gentle to protect her, and told her that once she had adapted to the warm society, we had been deceived and that the person who had been kind to her was in cahoots with that group of people.

Then, after she had an emotional breakdown and killed that person, I told her she had been lied to. She could have lived a happy life, but she destroyed it with her own hands. After saying that, I grabbed her and took her back [hugs].

"Actually, it doesn't have to be that complicated [laughing]. Just let that girl stay in her final year of high school, or stay in her final year of a private junior high school, and have her board at the school."

"If it were a girl from Henan, and she were to stay in high school as a boarding student, eating rice every day, doing Wang Chaoxia's practice tests every day, having a cup of fishy-smelling egg tea every morning, eating green beans every day in the summer, and eating cabbage and radishes every day in the winter [poke hand]"

"I've watched too many realistic dramas, I thought if I took her home I'd have to chain her up and have eight kids [crash]"

"Satan used the East as a cram school when he was a kid [hugs]"

"Satan came to the East and discovered that everyone is a teacher."

"The process of Chinese authors gradually developing and nurturing a villain to create a touching backstory."

"We're professionals at raising bosses. Any recommendations for simulator novels that follow this method? [Emo/Fashion]"

"In my impression, foreign devils are people who play word games with you, and you have to abide by the contract so they can't kill you. They even have to use the rules of the contract to find ways to drag you into hell [see]."

"Satan's officially appointed personnel, who appear to be opposing God, actually work together as a 'good cop' and 'bad cop' to maintain order [black cop]."

"After Satan arrived in the East, he discovered that he was actually a spirit pearl [awkward laugh]"

"[System crash] I feel like those devils in the West actually have a real sense of contractual obligation. They might play word games with you and trick you, but if they reach an agreement, they'll really do what they say when something comes up."

"People's understanding of Satan is pretty accurate now, isn't it?"

Sending students home from school

In the orphanage, only mothers are good in this world.

In office buildings and factories, I want my life to flourish.

"No holiday for Chinese New Year, just wishing everyone a Happy New Year! [laughing emoji]"

Our ancestors under the sky: People of later generations really have no sense of restraint when they do things!

What deep-seated grudge does that woman hold against you that you would do this to her?

If I were to discover that the person who saved my life had died just as we were about to confess our feelings, and that after all the effort I had to avenge him, he had now fallen victim to my blade, I can't imagine what I would do in my madness!

The person I loved most and who was best to me died at my hands. I'm afraid I'll never be able to forgive myself and will live in endless guilt and pain.

Oh, devoted woman, please wait another lifetime!

If you wait another lifetime, you'll find that you'll never encounter someone as beastly as the one in your past life.

Wait, no, stop, stop! Why are you all focusing on that woman?

If you were to imagine yourself living to be a hundred years old, it would be incredibly wonderful. Not only would you live to be a hundred, but you would also enjoy a life of wealth and luxury, never lacking food or clothing.

My goodness, who is living such a good life? Even the emperor can't compare!

If that dark-skinned, ugly Satan were really that powerful, our local temple would be renamed Satan Temple tomorrow, and a bunch of old men and women would go there to worship every day.

Hey, didn't you hear what that idiot said? After making a wish to him, your soul was gone; he took it away from you.

It's Satan, not an idiot. Besides, what's the big deal about taking away a soul? I don't even know how to write those two words! But I know how miserable it is to be hungry and cold all day long, to live a life of hardship, worse than death.

Have you ever died? Just say it here.

I may not have died, but have you?

Have you ever been run over by a horse-drawn carriage? I have.

Were you ever forced into military service by bureaucrats? I was.

Have you ever killed anyone on the battlefield? Yes, I have.

During the Tang Dynasty.

Princess Gaoyang, a die-hard fan of good looks: That's not necessarily true; it depends on the face.

Good-looking people, even just standing there, seem ethereal and aloof, making me want to pursue them; but as for those who aren't good-looking, wait, it seems like there aren't any bad-looking people around me (??.??).

Let me put it another way: if he's not my type, no matter how good he is to me, I'll ignore him. After all, I'm a princess of the Tang Dynasty!

With so many choices, why would I choose someone I don't really like to stay and serve me? Of course, I'll choose whoever is good-looking and suits my taste! >o<

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