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The man lies in bed telling his wife a bedtime story.

[Just said one sentence]

Snow White was Qin Shi Huang's daughter-in-law.

The wife standing nearby immediately lost her mind: "Are you talking nonsense?"

Was Snow White poisoned by the apple?

[The prince and the seven dwarfs carried her, and because the road was rough, the apple fell out, didn't they?]

[It's famous for its apples, yet its roads are so rugged and uneven—where is it?]

Qinling Mountains

[Which country could the prince on this side of the Qinling Mountains be from?]

[Qin Shi Huang's son]

Why didn't they end up together?

Because Qin Shi Huang was a very ambitious man.

He's already agreed to the mainland's demands; now he wants to unify the seas.

So, Qin Shi Huang sent his son out on the Going Merry to conquer the seas.

Actually, Qin Shi Huang didn't like Snow White.

So they assigned Snow White to the woodshed to boil water.

Over time, Snow White's snow-white skin became soot-covered by the smoke.

Everyone started calling her Cinderella.

One day, Cinderella went to the river to fetch water.

Hey, be careful not to drop the bucket!

This made Cinderella very anxious; she was in a panic and didn't know what to do.

Suddenly, a river god appeared, brandishing a golden axe, and asked: "Little girl, did you drop this?"

Cinderella gestured, "I dropped a bucket."

The river god then took out a silver axe.

Little girl, is this what you dropped?

Cinderella was speechless and shouted, "I dropped a bucket! I dropped a bucket!"

Upon hearing this, the River God exclaimed, "Oh, little girl, you are such an honest and good child!"

I'm going to give you this toad as a reward.

Just give it a kiss and it will turn into your prince!

This Cinderella was an honest person; upon hearing what the river god said, she picked up a toad and popped it into her mouth.

Unexpectedly, this toad turned into a dragon, grabbed Cinderella, and ran away in a flash.

When the news reached the palace, the seven dwarfs were furious.

He pulled a gourd from his pocket, pressed it on his head, and guess what? He turned into a Calabash Brother!

He headed straight for the dragon's lair.

Upon finally reaching the dragon's lair, they suddenly discovered that Cinderella and the dragon were living happily ever after.

[One person and one dragon, a loving couple in deep affection]

[It was only after the truth was uncovered that the evil dragon was actually a prince of the Qin Kingdom.]

The Qin prince, forced to separate from Cinderella, accidentally ate a strange-looking fruit at sea, and alas, he turned into a dragon.

The wife's eyes widened as she listened, and she exclaimed in agreement: "Wow! A Devil Fruit!"

They had a daughter after they got together, named Little Dragon Girl.

Later, when Xiaolongnu grew up, she adopted an eagle and founded a sect called the Ancient Tomb Sect.

[Until one day, a man with red hair and an exotic look, missing his left hand, came from the beach.]

This is the story of The Return of the Condor Heroes.

"[Laughing and crying] Didn't Qin Shi Huang send his imperial secret agent Ling Ling Fa to drag that river god to build the Great Wall?"

"The seven dwarfs, still feeling uneasy, established another sect near the Ancient Tomb Sect, called the Quanzhen Sect. They were later known as the Seven Masters of Quanzhen."

"The story you told will keep your wife wide awake all night! Even when you're sleepy, she'll ask you: 'What happened next?' [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]"

"Just as I was about to fall asleep, a random scene woke me up [emo/punk]"

"Let's talk about something else, I haven't heard enough, even though it's a bit of nonsense [crying emoji]"

"I've heard of official histories and unofficial histories, but this is the first time I've heard of 'dog history' [with money]."

"[Facepalm][Facepalm] From Hans Christian Andersen to the Qin Dynasty's conquest of the six states, from the Qin Dynasty's conquest of the six states back to Andersen's fairy tale Cinderella, then to the Calabash Brothers, then to Jin Yong's The Return of the Condor Heroes, what a crossover!"

"It's like putting all the characters in a garbage can, mixing them together, and then fishing them out [shrug]"

"Diao Chan entered the Land of Light seven times, defeating Ultraman Tiga and capturing Taro [smile][smile][smile]"

"Issue the imperial decree: Drag him to the Ministry of Justice, subject him to severe torture, and thoroughly investigate his family for three generations [a sudden inspiration]."

"I knew there were unofficial historical accounts, but I've never heard of anything this outrageous [emo/fashion]"

"No problem, it's even more believable than Qin Shi Huang riding a polar bear [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]"

"This is a true polymath, and a master of polymaths at that [smile]"

Qin Shi Huang, standing beneath the sky, frowned upon hearing these nonsensical remarks, and later generations both loved and hated him.

I never imagined that I, the ancestor of the Chinese people, a tyrant feared by all, would one day be slandered like this by later generations.

He dared to recklessly adapt such a story that was obviously not true. If some illiterate common people believed it, where would his dignity as the ruler of Qin be?

If these people truly believed that their king would interfere in their children's love affairs and marriages, even breaking up couples, just thinking about it would make them feel like their world was collapsing.

Also, when did he ever think about unifying the seas?

The sea is nothing but water, an endless expanse of nothingness; not a single land, not even a human figure. What difference does unification make, or what impact does it have on him?

Even the remnants of the six kingdoms who coveted his position never imagined you would use such a treacherous method to deal with him.

And in later generations...

Sure enough, the trick of later generations was too insidious, so insidious that it made him question life. Is this what they always say about love turning into darkness?

If this is how future generations love, then I would rather not have it than let such filth ruin my purity.

Qin and Han Dynasties.

Liu Bang snatched a rib from Fan Kuai's hand and took a big bite, listening to the fabricated story on the sky with great interest: Wow, so Qin Shi Huang was really picky about choosing a daughter-in-law!

They don't even respect a princess from the Western Regions, and they even made her work as a cook in the kitchen. They even sent their son to sea just to break up their marriage. Tsk tsk tsk!

Qin Shi Huang's son was quite something; perhaps he was a reincarnation of a dragon, able to transform into one simply by eating a fruit. And yet, he was still able to be with the woman he loved. No wonder it's considered a match made in heaven, a happy ending for lovers!

Qin Shi Huang was also pitiful. He put in all his efforts but ended up with nothing. When his son brought Snow White, who had already given birth, to pay him a visit, he was so angry that he vomited blood and turned into an extremely wicked eunuch... Hahahaha!

Where is the historian? Quickly, write down everything that is written on the sky. This will be our official history of the Qin Dynasty.

Cao Xueqin of the Qing Dynasty looked like he had escaped a disaster: As long as you two don't fabricate my "Dream of the Red Chamber," you can do whatever you want.