【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[Some clichés about Shenjin that only Chinese people can understand]

[Ten years of life and death are both uncertain, five years of life and death are both uncertain.]

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, three inches of time is worth a xin]

[If God closes your door, then open it, because that's what doors are for]

[Impressive ancient poems and verses to recite:

The daughter of the Yang family has grown up, with the strength to pull mountains and the courage to conquer the world

Although the old woman's strength is declining, the waves are shaking Yueyang City

Suddenly looking back, that person was grinding his teeth and sucking blood, killing people like crazy

(The Chinese teacher made a sharp explosion)]

[And that love I don’t know where it came from, deep love at first, then weak, then exhausted]

[I hated studying when I was young. My family was poor and I had no way to get books to read, so I stopped studying.]

[A friend came from afar, and was whipped dozens of times and driven away to another courtyard]

[Water boils at 100 degrees, but people die at 100 degrees]

[Male protagonist: I will give you the whole world

Female host: Then you fix it.

[One glance can conquer a city, another glance can conquer a country, a third glance can make one worry about the affairs of the world, and when one draws the sword and looks around, one's heart is at a loss]

“When I ordered food at the restaurant, the waiter brought me a drink on the plate, but the set menu didn’t mention a drink.

Me: Is this attached?

Boy: Ah, this is a drink."

"There is a scene in Dragon Gate Escort Agency where Hu Ayou avenges his father and goes to assassinate the emperor. The emperor asks, who are you? The answer is, Hu Ayou. The emperor says, you don't know who I am, who are you going to assassinate?"

"Why is no one laughing at "Minister Diarrhea"? The scene is as follows

Do you all agree?

I second the motion.

I second the motion.

I have diarrhea [doge][doge][doge][doge] It's really funny

I always find the right opportunity to post, why doesn’t anyone laugh!! [Crying]”

“This is a really bad time for elephants.

There are too many abstract people.”

"I was a little confused when I was worshipping Confucius that day. My friend was a little introverted and didn't dare to worship in public. I told her that the first effort will weaken the second and the third will be exhausted. Then, it was really a coincidence that she suddenly worshipped, and I just said: "Four dense Marseilles" [Great]"

"I watched it when I was a kid.

A man walked into an alley and suddenly heard someone on the roof calling him "Your Majesty! Your Majesty!" He asked, "Why is someone suddenly calling me Your Majesty?" He looked up and asked, "What are you calling me for?", but was splashed with dirty water.

It turns out that the person upstairs was shouting "Get out of the way"

"I remember there was a sequel, saying that the person downstairs said the queen, and the person upstairs shyly said the queen, and then he was hit in the face with a brick. It turned out that the person downstairs said "later""

"Don't you think it's funny that someone dropped out of school because he couldn't do metaphysics? [crying with joy][crying with joy]"

"There can't be two tigers on one mountain, so what about two mountains?" [Starry Eyes]

"Uh..." [Thinking]

"Two mountains equal six" [thumbs-up]

The first time I saw this I almost died of laughter."

"I sat up in shock from my dying illness, and the King of Hell praised me for my good health.

Neptune is full of sea kings, Uranus is full of Andy Lau and Aaron Kwok

The new year has passed, I wish you all a happy old age. I wish you all a happy old age.

"The first is strong, the second is weak, the third is exhausted, private Marseille, the fifth personality [doge]"

The Yang family was full of curiosity about the girl with the strength to move mountains and unparalleled power on the sky: Which girl of the Yang family has such strange power? Why have we never heard of her?

This needs to be investigated carefully!

If we knew who it was, and if they were distant relatives of ours, it would be much more impressive to brag to others about it (?w?)

The Confucian disciples who compiled the Analects began to doubt themselves: Huh? Is this what we meant by the words "Friends come from afar"?

That shouldn’t be the case. The teacher never taught this!

People who have always been afraid of death: How terrible π_π, what is this Baidu that is such a terrifying devil? Why do people die after searching Baidu?

Is there any taboo that cannot be revealed in future generations?

Please tell our ancestors about that day quietly and let them listen carefully. We will keep our mouths shut and promise not to say anything nonsense!

This is also a good precaution for us! [People are addicted to it, curious and afraid]