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Chapter 279 She Only Has One Face
[The neck is a woman’s second face, the legs are a woman’s second face, the hair is a woman’s second face, the hands are a woman’s second face, and it can be seen that a woman’s entire body is covered with faces! ]
[Women are the real Cthulhu in the infinite flow]
[Imagine an infinite flow world, entering a dungeon, where the boss is a strange woman. ]
[In addition to the original face, there is a face growing on the hair, a face growing on the neck, and a face growing on the hands...]
[The mission of the dungeon is to find the second face of the woman. Each face is an illusion array. If you can't get out of the illusion array, you will be assimilated and all kinds of faces will grow on your body.]
[But in the end, women don’t have a second face at all]
She only has a face
"And the one who said his son was a nuclear weapon, someone commented that "our rural areas actually secretly store a large number of nuclear weapons", which made me laugh to death."
"I saw someone say that the butt is the second face, and I was very confused, so I commented and asked her: "So is your butt face evenly distributed on both butts, or is there one butt face on each butt?" Then she blocked me [doge]"
"Women are the real Cthulhu [covering face]"
"Not only on the body, but also on the bag, high heels and perfume, it is also a second face, so scary [doge]"
"It's true that all organs can support the appearance industry [laughing and crying]...eyebrow tattoo, elf ears, mouth lip plumping and lip tattoo, eyelashes eyelash extensions"
"Don't call me a woman anymore, call me a face person [blow kiss]"
"You can also set the center of the array as a mirror maze that reflects thousands of mouths. It turns out that the woman is trapped here. Then the protagonist smashes all the mirrors and blows up those mouths. In the end, all the people who have conveyed the stereotype of appearance anxiety to others are silenced [namaste]"
“The vegetable market is full of gas stations for men and beauty salons for women.”
"Even a second face is not important, because the beauty of the face itself is not that important, so the second face is even less important. I hate this sentence, not only because it requires you to be perfect in every aspect, but also because it greatly exaggerates the importance of female beauty."
“I remember the last time I went to a beauty salon for a simple hydration treatment, the beautician insisted on recommending a treatment, saying that I had large pores and that my skin was not smooth and had warts.
I be like: It’s okay, I can’t see. If you think I’m ugly, don’t look at me. If you really can’t stand it, just dig your eyes out [cute]”
Our ancestors were surprised: Is this kind of morbid aesthetic of later generations too much? Besides! Is there really a person in the world whose every part of the body is perfect?
Even if there really is such a person, then such a person is too scary, like a flawless fake person! Wouldn't you feel scared if you were with such a person?
And it is because of their various advantages and disadvantages that people become unique in the world.
……
The women who were working hard under the tent wiped the sweat off their faces with their sleeves after finishing their work: What second face and third face?
My first face isn't that good, how can I expect other faces to look good?
Besides, if I really dress so exquisitely all day long, I will also see if the person I marry is worthy of me!
Maybe by then my man will suspect that I ran away with that rich master!
……
There are also young ladies who are curious about the many beauty projects on the canopy: What are elf ears? The name sounds weird!
Elves? Could they be the monsters in the strange stories?
Eh~ that's too outrageous!
Since ancient times, we have heard of monsters wanting to become humans, but no one has ever heard of humans wanting to become monsters. Isn't that just being bored and looking for trouble?
I don't want to turn into a monster. If my parents see me, they will definitely give me a good beating. I guess I will have to eat bamboo shoots and stir-fried pork! [putting his hands in his pockets in fear]
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