【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[It is well known that the matchmaker in the village is very talkative]

[If someone says that he keeps bees at home, the matchmaker can then proudly brag to others that he has tens of thousands of employees at home and is the leader of a large group.]

[The old, honest and lazy village man was described by the matchmaker as an honest, quiet and introverted young man]

[A man who installed water pipes in a company, the matchmaker only needed to slightly change a few words, and he immediately became a supervisor in the company]

[I introduced his family to others because they had a strong family background and said that no one would dare to bully his family. Later, after much investigation, I found out that he was a murderer.]

[The strength of the blind date partner depends on the matchmaker’s imagination]

"The matchmaker introduced me to a boy who was introverted and didn't like to talk, but it turned out that he had an intellectual disability and couldn't talk."

"I said I was working in another province, and they said I was at MIT"

"The matchmaker in our area introduced a girl to a man with one eye blind, saying that he fell in love with her at first sight. After they got married, he found out that one of his eyes wouldn't move, and when he asked, he found out that it was a fake eye."

"Aunt, people say she's cheating on me."

"Ah~ Look at what she said, if she dares to steal people today, she will dare to steal money tomorrow. If you marry her, you can just sit there and wait to collect money!"

"There was a joke before, saying he managed hundreds of people every day and everyone listened to him, but he turned out to be a QQ group owner."

"I understand. When I look for a job next time, I'll ask the matchmaker to write my resume [snickering R]"

“Male: “I was just captured from northern Myanmar”

Matchmaker: "He is a returnee from overseas, and each order is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars."

Male: “I have five children now.”

Matchmaker: "He likes children. You can have as many as you want. If you are willing, you can have them. If you are not willing, he will not force you."

Man: “I don’t do housework”

Matchmaker: "He is very ambitious and focused on his career"

““He has a promising future in xx County! He has a house and a car!”

I wonder what should be developed in the county?

After careful questioning, I learned that he works on the assembly line in a factory in the county, earns less than me, is not as tall as me, lives on the land of his parents in his hometown, and drives a second-hand Wuling van [Xinyue R]."

My goodness, I knew that no matchmaker’s words could be trusted!

Fortunately, I did not find those unreliable and conscienceless matchmakers in the village for our third daughter, otherwise I don’t know what kind of harm she would have done to my daughter.

I have only had this one daughter in all these years, I have to take good care of my daughter and find her a good and caring family to live happily with! ?w?

Matchmakers from all dynasties panicked when they saw this video: Please, open your eyes and don't talk nonsense! Don't you know what your identity and status are?

In everything, think more about your own problems and look for your own reasons. Don’t always blame others or the matchmaker for everything!

The ones I match you with are the best you can find, otherwise why would I only introduce you to someone else? You should be content! ??? [The sophistry of a black-hearted matchmaker]

The lazy men and older bachelors in the village who don't want to do anything: The matchmakers here are not like this. They are not as powerful as those in later generations. They don't know how to deal with things at all, and this is even after I gave her a lot of money.

If she could praise me to the skies and describe even one tenth of my handsomeness and strength, wouldn't the women who want to marry me line up from one end of the village to the other?

Is it necessary for me to be so old now and still not be able to find anything, and have to stay alone in an empty house?

Beekeeper in the forest: I thought, I have become a big shopkeeper with tens of thousands of employees! Am I so awesome in the eyes of the matchmaker? ?w?

What should I do? I am a little happy. Allow me to be a little proud (*/?＼*)