【Human jogging in the eyes of animals】

[Animal: Are you running so slowly to avoid some natural enemy? ]

[Still saving energy to chase prey]

[Another animal came over and asked in confusion: "What on earth is that bipedal ape doing?"

The animals who were watching vigilantly answered: "I don't know, I don't understand, I'm watching."

"morning

Animal: Humans are chasing me? How about I just pull away with my high burst [crying with joy]

Human: Jogging Tracking [dumb]

noon

Animal: (panting) run for your life [crying]

Human: Jogging Tracking [dumb]

night

Animal: Humans are still chasing me [Out-of-body experience]

Human: [crying with joy]"

"For animals, running is like a summoner skill (sprint), running for 2 minutes, cooling down for half an hour, because animals need to keep warm, so unlike humans, they can sweat all over to lower their body temperature (and even if they don't need to keep warm, they can't have sweat glands all over their bodies, which can easily lead to death from salt deficiency)

For humans, jogging is like the crab's W. It has a CD at the beginning, but as it grows bigger and higher in level, and the skill points are also added to the "jogging" skill, humans can "jog forever".

There is no other animal on land that can compete with humans in running time."

"The most desperate thing for an animal is that a long branch flies out from the hand of a monkey that walks upright and injures you. Then you use the explosive power of nature's evolution over thousands of years to run away. When you want to rest, you find that the monkey has been slowly following you until you are too tired to move at all."

"In the documentary, there was an African tribe where one person was a clairvoyant and the other was a sharpshooter. When they found their prey, they notified the sharpshooter. If they missed, they would run away or chase after the antelope until it was so tired that it couldn't move. It was outrageous."

“Cold knowledge: In the past, people would chase their prey, keep them frightened, and then tire them out [eat melon]”

"Wolf: How can you humans sweat so much [hot]?"

"Other animals run, and when they get tired, they stop to drink water and eat food. Humans run, and when they get tired, they switch to walking mode, drinking water and eating food as they walk."

Our ancestors who were working in the fields said: Huh? Are we humans so amazing?

No way, if it is really that powerful, why can't it even beat the old sows and old cows in the village? They are all vegetarians and are considered docile in the village and the mountains!

Even so, it took several strong men in the village to work together to subdue him!

Sanwa, who worked hard at manual labor in the village, wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the sky, and recalled his childhood.

I remember when I was a kid, I would play and fight with the cow in the village and I would tire out the rabbits we raised at home.

At that time, my grandfather had a big yard in the village, where he raised chickens and rabbits. I often chased the rabbits at home and played with them. I felt pretty good about myself. The rabbits were so tired that they were panting heavily. After chasing them several times in a row, the rabbits were so tired that they didn't eat for two days.

Even Aniu looked at me with envy and said that his elders in his family named him Aniu, but he turned out to be so weak that his brothers and sisters in the family all despised him!

It’s a pity that the past cannot be recalled, now, everyone has grown up!

Aniu went to the town to work as a peddler, made a fortune, and built a new house. But then he found himself still working honestly in the fields.

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