Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

"Don't eat it, it's poisonous."

Like a supporting character in a TV drama saying his last words, Bronya rolled her eyes and fainted.

The invincible Bronya fell.

Xilin and Isis were both surprised, but Mei was used to it. Last time she burned down the kitchen in Baiming's dormitory. It was commonplace and she was no longer surprised.

Kiana stood there in a daze, looking at the fallen Bronya, seeming a little bit unbelievable.

No, is the food I cook really that bad? Fainting directly is a bit too much.

After Bronya fell down, Bai Ming immediately opened the juice and fed it to her to help detoxify her.

Li Yunlong, don't die, Li Yunlong.GIF

This duck is so stubborn. I told him not to eat it because it is poisonous, but he just wouldn't believe me.

Why don't you avoid it when you know there is history? Is it because of Haochi? But I don't think your expression looks like Haochi's.

Bronya opened her eyes, took a deep breath, snatched the good juice from Bai Ming's hand, and gulped down the juice to wash away the remaining taste on her tongue, before she finally recovered.

"Don't eat it, it will definitely kill you."

This was the first thing she said when she woke up.

"Bronya, even if it tastes so bad that I'm sick of it, you don't have to say that to me, right?"

Kiana crossed her arms across her chest, feeling angry. She thought Bronya was acting and she didn't poison the food.

ξ?(???)?ξ: "This is the truth, stupid Kiana, have you ever tasted it yourself before serving it to others?"

Kiana was silent, looking a little embarrassed, and she really wasn't.

"Although I haven't tasted it, it can't be that exaggerated. I'm going to prove it to you now."

She was extremely confident; after all, she had practiced it many times.

As she spoke, she picked up a piece and put it into her mouth under everyone's shocked gaze.

The next moment, Kiana's eyes turned white, and unsurprisingly, like Bronya, she was killed on the spot.

"Yes, it's poisonous. Why? I clearly didn't..."

The invincible Kiana fell.

He has completely inherited Siegfried and Cecilia's characteristic of not being able to cook. Bai Ming sighed, opened a can of good juice and fed it to him.

Kiana felt embarrassed and awkward when she woke up.

Serving food on the table that tastes so bad it looks like poison is just too shameful. No wonder Bai Ming refused to let him enter the kitchen.

It turns out that it wasn't just because he accidentally burned down his dormitory kitchen last time.

"I'm sorry, Bai Ming, I didn't mean it."

Fortunately, he didn't eat it. Kiana felt very lost and disappointed.

I originally wanted to give Bai Ming a surprise, but ended up making such an inedible dish.

She just wanted to try a new dish. If she had known, she would have made toast pizza.

To be honest, she also wanted to get Bai Ming's praise and let him taste her love.

The result... Alas, I don’t even have the qualification to enter. I don’t know when I will have the next chance.

It's quite depressing. I prepared for so long, but this is the result.

“It’s good that you recognize your shortcomings; no one is perfect from the beginning.

I will eat your kindness and use it as material for comparison when you make progress next time."

"Yeah, it fell down."

Kiana nodded listlessly, seemingly not listening to Bai Ming's words at all.

Soon, she realized that Bai Ming didn't mean to throw it away as she thought, but to eat it. She quickly shouted, "You can't eat this later."

Then Bai Ming put all the remaining food on the plate into his mouth and chewed it.

Yes, you read it right. He didn't swallow it with great pain. Instead, he chewed it carefully as if he was tasting delicious food.

Seeing this scene, everyone present was stunned. Bronya and the producer himself fainted, but they remained calm.

ξ?(???)?ξ: Damn, that’s awesome, Bronya is willing to call you the strongest.

Isis seemed to be enjoying the couple's CP. She smiled like an auntie and stared at Bai Ming intently. Her eyes sparkled like gemstones. "This is the power of love."

Mei and Xilin both panicked and were very worried. After all, the fate of the previous two was obvious to all.

"Bai Ming, there's no need to force yourself. If you can't eat it, you can spit it out."

Kiana stared blankly at Bai Ming chewing the food in his mouth without changing his expression and swallowing it all.

"Why? It tastes terrible."

She was extremely surprised and her heart was full of doubts.

"Because what I eat is not the food, but your heart, Kiana."

After saying that, Bai Ming raised his head and smiled at her gently.

Boom! Kiana felt her heart hit hard by something, and then she activated the Emperor Engine mode, bang bang bang... bang bang bang.

What you eat is not the food, but my heart. That's too much to say.

Of course, what made Kiana both moved and touched was not his words, but his behavior.

After all, no matter how beautiful the words are, without facts to support them, they are just empty talk.

I have personally experienced how bad the food I cook is. It is not something that humans can eat, at least not carbon-based organisms.

But Bai Ming actually ate it all, savoring it carefully. He didn't just give me a perfunctory response.

Woo woo woo~ Kiana was very touched. At this moment, she felt that she was recognized, and all her previous practice and efforts were not in vain.

At this moment, Bai Ming didn't know that he had just caused 10,000 points of critical damage to Kiana, and thought:

This thing doesn't do one percent of the damage it did at the Tower of Babylon.

How could a mere Kaslana dark cuisine leave me empty-handed? You underestimated me.

Bai Ming wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue and gave his comment.

“The taste is zero, but the heart is full…”

Before he could finish his words, Kiana pounced on him and started rubbing against him like a cute little white cat.

"Bai Ming, I like you the most, hmm."

Bai Ming touched her fluffy hair, brushed the ends of her hair behind her ears, and responded:

"I like you the most too."

Kiana wanted to linger in his arms for a while, but within ten seconds she was stared at by the other two.

Herrscher Mei: Stare—

Xilin: Stare—

Kiana immediately shrank into a ball like a frightened white-haired ball.

Well, there's nothing she can do, she can't afford to offend either of them.

If you say at this time: Well, I have long been dissatisfied with you.

You might get beaten into a pig's head the next moment. As the saying goes in Shenzhou, he who knows the times is a hero.

A Quan: It’s useless. It’s my fault.

Kiana was reluctant to leave. She carefully glanced at the two people with sharp eyes behind her and whispered in Bai Ming's ear:

"Let's be intimate again when we have a chance." She left with this sentence and ran away with a red face.

Bai Ming: “…”

If this continues, it will not be a good thing. We have to find a way to solve it.

If only Alicia were here, she would definitely find a way to solve it.

But, in this era, isn't there a maid who can handle anything?

………………

Ten p.m.

Bai Ming came outside alone and briefly escaped from the Shura scene. He took a deep breath and felt how precious peace was.

No wonder Kira Yoshikage just wants to be an ordinary office worker and yearns for a peaceful life.

After sitting quietly outside for ten minutes, Bai Ming took out his cell phone and asked Cecilia for Rita's contact information. He just typed "Are you there?"

Rita replied immediately: "Master Bai Ming, right? Immediately, please wait a moment."

A minute later, it appeared in front of him.