Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

"..."

Bai Ming was surprised that it happened so quickly. She really was the perfect maid who was always available at his call.

Although this speed is still a little slower than that of a maid in Mondstadt.

"Let me ask you a question. The time from when the message was sent to when it arrived here is too short. You can't have been nearby all the time, right?"

"correct answer."

Rita explained with a smile, like a young lady selling something.

"In order to meet your needs immediately, I have always been close to you even though you didn't tell me to."

If she wanted to locate and track a person's position at all times, she could do it as a perfect maid even without using the resources of destiny.

What's more, the person she was serving this time was not wary at all and did not hide his actions at all.

After a pause, Rita added: “In order to meet all your needs and be prepared, I will investigate your food, clothing, housing and transportation.

I even know where you've been recently and how many times you've booked a room."

Hearing this last sentence, Bai Ming grabbed her hand: "Hey!"

Shit, you didn’t see it all, did you?

Soon, he realized that he was a little too excited and quickly let go.

Rita was too polite, well-mannered and polite to do such a thing, either personally or otherwise.

Deliberately teasing yourself, you are really a sinister person.

Rita withdrew her hand and resumed her standard maid posture:

"Oh my," Rita tried to look shy, but her expression without any change gave her away.

"You can't do that now. Even if you are my idol, you still have to take things one step at a time when it comes to relationships."

As Kira, he was promoted by Otto as the hero of the second collapse.

It is true that there is such a link in education, but for Rita, it is not only because Bai Ming changed the tragedy of the second Honkai Impact 3, but there is another important reason. The person she respected and admired - Ragnar, was also saved by him and survived.

In the original timeline (that is, in the original plot): Siegfried took K423 and hid in East and West Siberia.

Anti-Entropy and Destiny were searching for the two, and finally in the winter of 2010, the Valkyrie Stormtroopers led by Ragnar found them.

The Herrscher of the Void, who had been dormant in K423's body for a long time, took advantage of the situation and took over the body, causing great damage.

Ragnar had the opportunity to harm the Herrscher of the Void, but hesitated when he discovered that she was a child, and was ultimately killed by her.

Because Bai Ming changed the second Honkai Impact, Ragnar was not killed in the changed timeline.

This can be regarded as an indirect compensation for Rita's regret. She has a great liking for Bai Ming, and of course the same goes for Dai E.

As for where Ragnar is now? He is retired and works as a gardening teacher, teaching children to grow flowers and plants, just as Ragnar expected.

In Bai Ming's opinion, Rita's behavior was just making fun of himself.

"Okay, let's get down to business. Do you have any idea how to make two girls who dislike each other get along better?"

Rita chuckled. She knew what Bai Ming was worried about and what the real problem was that needed to be solved.

She had two sets of methods at hand, but now it was clear that she needed to learn them quickly.

Rita said, "I heard from the Bishop that you have the ability to pull people into their dreams and transmit their memories."

"I won't use this ability to brainwash them or forcibly change their thinking," Bai Ming reminded.

They are important lovers, not toys to be fiddled with.

"Of course, that's right. But you seem to have misunderstood me a little.

My suggestion is to let them experience some things in their dreams, so that they can learn how to get along with each other and understand each other, for example..."

Rita narrated her script.

When Bai Ming heard this, he was like, wow, isn't this similar to the training of Ginga and Victory by Zero in "Galaxy Battle of Ultraman Ten Warriors"?

Locking hands together by force to foster tacit understanding and affection, right?

After thinking about it, Bai Ming felt that it was feasible, except that the plot was a bit outrageous. But it didn't matter, as long as they didn't notice it, so he nodded in agreement.

"This method is a trick after all. They have to be unaware that they are in a dream, and there are still many details that need to be perfected."

"You should do it, I'll watch from the side."

There is a ready-made perfect worker here, why not use it?

………………

11pm.

Bai Ming was sitting on the bed, with Xilin on his left and the Herrscher Mei on his right. Both of them were wearing thin pajamas, but he was in no mood to appreciate them.

The Shura Field is still going on. Aren't these two people tired? You are not tired, but I am tired, so let's end it quickly.

Thinking of this, Bai Ming opened his Mangekyō Sharingan. The two were caught off guard and fell asleep instantly.

Then he called Rita in and pulled her into Tsukuyomi.

Although the core authority still lies with Bai Ming, a script was created for her that can modify parameters at will, making it easier for micro-management.

Entering the Tsukuyomi world many times has caused the Herrscher Mei to develop resistance, and Sirin has been trained by Fu Hua, so she is naturally aware of it.

And Rita's method of making them confused is naturally a dream within a dream within a dream.

Sirin, the Thunder Queen, and Rita are on the third floor, while Bai Ming and Mei are on the first floor.

………………

In the Tsukuyomi world, Bai Ming's room.

Mei opened her eyes and woke up from the bed to find that she and Bai Ming were the only ones here. Xilin was gone, and her other self did not come out either.

"Is this the Tsukuyomi world?"

After going in and out many times, I naturally got the feel for it.

"Ah."

Bai Ming nodded, then picked up Princess Mei and placed her on his lap, and his whole body relaxed.

"You're still the best, Mei. The two of them are so tiring."

"Hehe." Mei leaned on his shoulder and couldn't help but chuckle.

When Bai Ming was practicing sword with her before, he never complained of being tired even when he was hospitalized. But now, it's been less than a day and he's so tired.

"Yeah, I'm fed up with both of them. Why don't I go back tomorrow? That way they won't have a chance to quarrel."

Although it is the Thunder Queen who is in control today, it is actually very easy for Mei to regain control of her body.

The reason for not doing this is that two people share the same body, and they will see each other every time they look up or down, so there is no need to do so.

Bai Ming: "No, I want to spend more time with you."

Mei: "It doesn't matter if you stay with me in this world for a month. For me, it's just a few days of separation at most."

Indeed, as long as you consume your eye power and use Tsukuyomi, you can use one second as a month, or even longer.

There is no need to worry about not having enough time to fairly distribute the time you spend with Kiana, Mei, Herrscher Mei, and Sirin.

"But, we can't leave the conflict between the two of us alone forever."

Bai Ming always does what he does: he must solve problems when they arise. Even if too much dust accumulates, it will be troublesome.

"Let's go watch a movie."

Bai Ming waved his hand in front of him, and a holographic projection screen unfolded.

"Movie?" Mei tilted her head and cast her gaze on the virtual screen.

On the screen, the plot of two snowman brothers, handcuffed together, rescuing the princess begins.

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PS: I grabbed the zero UID in the absolute zone today, but I was only one minute late and the number started with 108. The number is ordinary. I hope I can be luckier when drawing cards.