Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Queen of Thunder: "Hmph!"

Xilin: “Humph!”

The two of them were unhappy with each other.

With Bai Ming acting as a lubricant, the two were ultimately unable to fight.

The price was that Bai Ming was pulled hard by two people, one on each side. At this moment, he was like Rimuru who was being fought over by Shion and Zhulai, and was about to be split into two halves.

He doesn't have the nice splitting and regeneration effects like the cute king. If he is split into two halves, he can only align them with his hands and put them back together like DIO did when he was split in the middle by Da Qiao.

………………

At seven o'clock in the evening, the two were still competing.

Isis smiled unusually brightly ^-^: "It seems like they get along very well."

Bai Ming: “…”

This is the price of having a harem. There's no way to bear it.

Isis: "It's almost dinner time now. You will be the ones to prepare dinner this time. How about using your cooking to show your love for Xiao Bai?"

As soon as the words fell, Mei, the Herrscher, stood up immediately:

"Okay, since we can't fight, how about we decide the winner with cooking?"

Xilin was a little hesitant. Although she could cook, her food was not delicious enough.

When they are working, Bella and Anna prepare three meals a day.

She didn't know how long it had been since she last touched kitchen utensils. To be honest, she was a little insecure.

The Herrscher Mei noticed Xilin's abnormality and asked provocatively, "You wouldn't dare, would you?"

"Who said I don't dare? I'm not afraid of you."

The corners of Mei's mouth slightly raised, she won, the plan worked.JPG

At the same time, he thought to himself, "Coward, it's your turn to come out."

Who could cook better than the coward? So far, it seemed that the only one who could challenge her was the maid named Rita.

In short, it is enough to completely defeat this little purple girl.

At this moment, Kiana raised her hand: "I want to try it too."

Just as Bai Ming was about to refuse, Isis said first: "Okay."

"Great." Kiana was very happy.

Herrscher Mei: “…”

Never mind, she can't win anyway.

Seeing Kiana happily entering the kitchen with Mei and Celine, Bronya asked:

"I've never seen that stupid Kiana go into the kitchen. Does she know how to cook? How does it taste?"

Bai Ming pointed at his face and said, "Guess why I'm not smiling?"

"Thank you for your hard work." Bronya understood immediately.

Although they had a good understanding of each other, she still didn't have enough knowledge about Kiana's cooking skills because she had no personal experience, and she guessed that she would just burn the food.

Bai Ming sighed helplessly and then looked at Isis.

I really don't know whether I, as a mother, really don't know the relationship between Herrscher Mei and Sirin or am pretending not to know.

Isis^-^: "Don't worry, they are all good children."

…………

after an hour.

There were three dishes on the table in the living room.

At first glance, gorgeous, ordinary, and charcoal?

There is no doubt that from left to right, they are Mei's, Sirin's, and Kiana's.

Bai Ming was surprised that Kiana didn't blow up the kitchen. That was a big improvement.

He still remembered how she burned down her own kitchen when they were at Chiba Academy.

Kiana was a little excited. She could finally let Bai Ming taste the cooking skills that she had honed for a long time.

In fact, ever since she blew up the kitchen of Bai Ming's dormitory at Qianyu Academy last time, she has been practicing secretly, especially in the Tsukuyomi world, where she has unlimited trial and error costs.

Now she has managed to do it without burning down the kitchen.

Kiana wanted to give Bai Ming a surprise, but the other two did not regard her as a competitor.

The Thunder Queen was triumphant, and her victory was easy, as could be seen from her appearance.

Damn it, I didn’t expect this guy to be so powerful. It’s over, I’m going to lose. Xilin knows that the guy next to her is setting a trap for herself.

However, she did not intend to give up, and she believed that Xiaobai would give her a high score.

This is called the favored party being fearless.

Want to embarrass me? Naive, as long as Xiaobai has me in his heart, I will be invincible.

Of course, Xilin forgot that this sentence also applies to Kiana and Mei.

As expected, Bai Ming gave full marks to both of their dishes.

Xilin hummed a song happily. Hum, I knew it.

The Herrscher Mei was very dissatisfied. She thought she had a sure win, but Bai Ming did this. It was obviously her who won, okay?

Bai Ming said: "I don't eat for the taste but for the kindness. I have received your kindness. Full marks."

Then he looked at the Herrscher Mei and said, "I know. Mei did this not just to win, but to give me the best. Next time, cook for me again."

ξ?(???)?ξ: High emotional intelligence, wonderful.

Isis covered her mouth and chuckled, Xiaobai is very good at talking.

The meaning of this sentence is self-evident. The Herrscher Mei naturally understood what it meant. Xilin didn't understand, but she did.

Yes, she used backup to win, and that coward was indeed herself, but not herself.

These words made Mei, the Herrscher, feel both embarrassed and shy.

Bai Ming clearly cheated, but she said that she wanted to give him the best, and also said that she wanted to really taste her cooking next time.

What else can she say now that it has come to this?

Mei can feel the emotions of the Thunder Queen at the conscious level. Is it so easy to take down the other self?

[Emotional value +5]

[Emotional value +5, total: 4941]

………………

"Would you like to try my own?"

Kiana pushed the dish she made in front of Bai Ming with anticipation.

She also wanted Bai Ming to feel her feelings and be recognized like Mei and Xilin.

ξ?(???)?ξ Bronya looked at the black, unknown strange thing on the plate and asked:

"what is this?"

"Mapo tofu." Kiana replied.

ξ?(???)?ξ: I can’t tell at all. Never mind, let Bronya try.

Thinking of this, Bronya picked up the chopsticks and was about to pick it up, but the next moment she was blocked by Bai Ming's chopsticks.

Bai Ming warned with his eyes: This is a dangerous item, the water is deep inside, you can't control it, let me do it.

Indeed, after experiencing the Tower of Babylon copy, his resistance to these things has been maximized.

ξ?(???)?ξ: Bronya will make her own decision after eating. Bronya knows that it is dark food, but she wants to know to what extent it is dark.

Helplessly, Bai Ming took out a bottle of good juice and prepared for first aid.

Seeing this, Bronya couldn't help but hesitate, because she knew the wonderful uses of this thing.

Is it really that dangerous to take out something like this, or is he deliberately playing a trick on me?

After all, this dish looks like a ball of black charcoal, so if nothing unexpected happens, it will taste like charcoal and burnt food.

But just in case, she carefully stretched out her chopsticks, but did not pick it up. Instead, she gently scraped the surface of the food with the end of the chopsticks, and after smelling the flavor, put it into her mouth.

The moment the tongue touched the food on the chopsticks, all the taste buds on the tongue screamed in fear.

Bronya's eyes widened, as if someone was choking her neck and she couldn't breathe. Like Ajirobe who had taken some super divine water, she fell to the ground and shouted desperately:

"Don't eat it, it's poisonous."