Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

"Okay." The doctor put one hand in front of me, adjusted his glasses, and said seriously: "I already understand the situation, you don't need to repeat it."

I was a little unwilling: "Doctor, do you understand everything?"

"I understand." He nodded and said, "Miss, you are really not sick."

"It seems you still don't understand."

I stared at his Mediterranean hairstyle that represented authority and said seriously, "It's okay. I'm not afraid of being hit. Just tell me the truth and I'll accept it."

"Tell me, did I eat poisonous mushrooms, suffer from paranoia, or schizophrenia?"

"None." He confirmed confidently, "Not even one."

I shook Gojo Satoru, who was sitting next to me and was as quiet as a chicken, then turned to him, shook Geto Xia Yu, who was smiling helplessly, and asked the doctor, "Can you see the two of them?"

"......" The doctor took out a handkerchief, wiped his sweat calmly, and said, "Please put them down first. I can see these two living people."

"First, the blood report shows that you have not been exposed to anything that could cause hallucinations. You can rest assured about that."

"Second, you don't really have delusions or schizophrenia, but you are a little paranoid. Turn left when you go out and go see a psychiatrist."

"Third." He turned slightly and gave Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru a polite but awkward smile: "You can pay now."

The subtext is that you can get out now.

I looked at the Mediterranean doctor, and suddenly my mind was opened: "Doctor, are you real? Could it be that you are also a creature imagined in my brain?"

It suddenly dawned on me: "That makes sense. Actually, none of you exist. I am talking to an imaginary character now."

Gojo Satoru: “….”

Geto Summer Oil: “….”

"Hahahaha..." Gojo Satoru laughed dryly twice, and together with Geto Suguru, he held my arm and dragged me towards the door:

"Doctor, I'm so sorry to trouble you. We will keep a close eye on her when we get back and won't let her run around."

"Wait..." I struggled.

"Remember to turn left when you go out." The doctor pointed to the left and said, "The consultation fee is 5000 yen per hour."

"Jie-chan's words are getting more and more outrageous." Xia Youjie smiled and dragged me out of the hospital together with Gojo Satoru, which attracted a lot of people's attention.

We stood next to the roadside trees.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." I touched my arm.

"Jie, what's wrong with you today? Are you cursed?" Gojo Satoru loosened his hand and complained lightly, "You keep saying hallucinations, poisonous mushrooms, dreams, etc."

"Do you have a fever? Are you unconscious?" Xia Youjie touched my forehead and then put it on his own forehead for comparison: "Neither."

I glared at them.

It's all your fault. I changed my gender for no apparent reason and it made me question my life.

"Alright, alright." Gojo Satoru put his hands behind his head. "It took so long, we still haven't bought clothes, and we haven't bought the wine we promised to buy for Nozomi."

I followed them.

The further you walk, the slower your pace becomes.

The edges of the leaves of the roadside trees are blurry and cannot be seen clearly.

The cars are speeding on the road, and it is difficult to see the brand and license plate number.

Every face I passed by was familiar, someone I had seen recently.

I stopped.

"What's wrong? Jie, why did you stop?"

Noticing my pause, Gojo Satoru turned around and asked me.

I took a deep breath.

"Satoru, Jie. I have something to tell you."

"What's the matter?" they asked in unison.

"You are just a dream I had."

I remembered it all.

The world that belonged to Jie Xiayou has ended long ago.

I returned home, and then traveled back to the year 2006 when the cursed world was created.

Even if I had a high fever, ate poisonous mushrooms, or was cursed, I would never see them again.

So, it can only be a dream.

"Oh, it was a dream~" Gojo Satoru said lightly, his voice calm, without any surprise.

"You knew?" I asked, "that this was all just a dream?"

"You've realized it to some extent, right?" Xia Youjie said, "Your reaction also proves this point."

"After all, you rarely go this crazy." Gojo Satoru shrugged.

Oh ha ha ha, oh my God, it is such an honor to hear this level of praise from your noble mouth.

"So, what are you going to do next?" asked Xia Yujie.

I shook my head.

"I don't know. I thought I would wake up if I hurt myself, but it didn't work."

"Could it be that the impact force is not enough?" Gojo Satoru suggested enthusiastically: "Would it be useful to be hit by my Qi or jump off a 30-story building?"

"Wow, I don't want that." I protested loudly, "I can feel pain in this dream. If I can't go back, won't I be killed by the pain?"

"Oh~ That's such a pity."

I don't hear any regret in your voice.

"Maybe it's because there are some unfulfilled wishes." Xia Youjie thought: "Jie, do you have any ideas about this?"

"Regret?" I was stunned.

"I guess the reason why you haven't woken up from this dream yet is probably because you have some regrets."

"..."

What a pity...

I sighed softly: "Maybe I didn't have time to say goodbye to everyone."

Everyone except Geto Suguru left before they had time to say goodbye.

"Okay then." Gojo Satoru pushed me from behind and said cheerfully, "Let's go back to school and say goodbye to everyone now."

The weather in dreams always changes very quickly, as if it changes with people's mood.

By the time we returned to the school gate, it was completely dark.

"Jie." Glass stood not far away and looked at me.

She has now turned back into a girl. The cold and aloof doctor just now was like a limited-time experience card that will be gone after the experience.

"You're so slow. I've been waiting for you for a long time." She was not wearing her usual white coat, but the skirt that I once wanted to buy for her.

"How is it?" She lifted her skirt elegantly and turned around in front of me: "Does it look good?"

"It looks good!" I nodded and said, "It suits you very well."

It was exactly as I imagined.

"Have you brought all the wine I asked for?" she asked.

"I brought them all." I took out the bag in my hand and showed it to her: "Take a look and see if it's what you want."

"Well, that's about it." She said with satisfaction, "Last time we only drank low-alcohol beer and sake, and we didn't enjoy it enough. Today I must drink enough."

As expected, he is a wine lover.

I wiped my eyes and laughed.

"Everyone is waiting for you." A handkerchief was stuffed into his hand.

Behind her was a huge bonfire.

With a "biu" sound, the first bunch of fireworks was set off at the top of the forest.

The fireworks burst into brilliant colors in the starry sky, and then fell silent.

The second and third fireworks also flew into the sky.

We are all moving forward slowly.

In the open space with lawn behind the teaching building, there are proofread tables, chairs and benches.

Banners hung on the trees fluttered in the wind.

Next to them were the barbecue grill and seasonings that Gojo Satoru had been crying for.

The fire extinguisher that Nanami had brought specially for fear of fire was placed on the other side.

Also, people sitting around the campfire.

Principal Noctua, Glass, Nanami, Ijichi, Tsu Miki, Hui, Maki, Inugami, Otsutsuki, Panda...

Everyone has returned to their original state.

Everybody who had been to the New Year's bonfire party, they were sitting there, smiling at me.

"This is not a New Year's party." Gojo Satoru whispered behind me, "This is a farewell party from us."

"Spend your last moments happily with everyone, and then leave without any regrets."

The firelight illuminated the profile of Geto Suguru as he said this.

"Okay." I murmured softly.

……

The dream is over.