Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

The midday sun was moving lower, and the dazzling sunlight shone into my eyes through the gaps in the curtains.

I had a very long dream, and when I woke up, I was in a trance for a moment.

There were voices at the door.

"Jie, are you sure you can wear this dress?"

"Stop talking nonsense, Wu." Xia Youjie said, "You don't want to change with me."

"Of course." Gojo Satoru retorted, "Zenin's clothes are at least a little bigger than Naoko's. I won't change them."

"So I should wear it."

"What are you talking about? You look so cute, I'm a head taller than you! It's obvious that I'm the more suitable one."

"It's just a few centimeters, can you please stop flattering yourself?" Xia Youjie retorted.

"Whoever gets it is..."

With a "whoosh", the door was opened.

The scene was awkward for a while.

I stood in the corridor with an expressionless face. Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were at the door of the lounge next door, and they didn't even close the door.

They both had a skirt around their waists that just reached past their knees, and one was helping the other tuck her head into her collar.

I looked down and saw that there was no leg hair.

The size of their shoulders and clothes didn't match at all, their arm muscles were bulging, and their shirts were almost torn, but they still tried to put them on regardless.

It coincides perfectly with the dream I just had.

The two who heard the noise stopped and said, "Master Zenyuan, are you awake?"

Uh, hehe, don't I have to ask you guys this?

You're making so much noise next door, are you expecting me to be in a deep sleep and unable to wake up?

The top and skirt on Gojo Satoru are mine, but the one on Geto Suguru is Nishi's.

"......"

I pointed at Gojo Satoru and asked dangerously, "Where did you steal that skirt from?"

I remember that I clearly left it at home. He shouldn't be so shameless as to go to my house and steal it, right?

"I brought it." A joyful voice came from above my head.

I looked closely and saw Fushiguro Shigeki squatting on the roof of the building opposite, watching the fun.

"They said they wanted to try wearing a skirt, but couldn't find anything suitable."

He grinned, "As a kind-hearted teacher, how could I not help my students with this little favor?"

A small favor? You call this a small favor?

You can guard against thieves day and night, but it’s hard to guard against thieves in your own home!

I never expected that my skirt was taken away by this guy!

"Is this how you set an example for Hui and Tsu Miki?" I asked through gritted teeth, "Aren't you afraid that Hui will be embarrassed and refuse to acknowledge you as her father in the future?"

"They don't know." Shen Er whistled happily: "Rather than this, you should worry about your skirt. It feels like it's about to tear."

I gave him the middle finger.

"Hey, Zenin." Gojo Satoru pointed at the corner of his eye and asked me with a playful smile, "What's wrong with you? There are tears on your face. Did you cry because of a nightmare?"

?

I was startled.

I touched my cheek and felt a cold water stain.

"It's okay. I won't laugh at you even if you have a nightmare." He said with a grin.

Aren't you just laughing now?

"Tsk." I rolled my eyes. "What the hell is it to you? Take off your clothes quickly, or I'll skin you alive."

As I said that, I walked up to him and tried to tear off my clothes first, and then take off the one on Xia Youjie.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Gojo Satoru frantically pulled his clothes down, "It's almost there!"

"His" sound.

The shirt was split in two down the middle and was completely ruined.

The sight of Gojo Gobai's glowing chest caught his eyes.

But I don’t feel any appreciation at all.

"Gojo Satoru!" I shouted loudly, "Are you looking for death?"

"And Geto Suguru, do you dare to leave and see?" I turned my head and glared at Geto Suguru who was trying to lower his presence and slip away.

This guy looks like a good boy, but actually he is not much better than Gojo!

“Hahahahahahaha!!!!” Fushiguro Shigeu changed his posture and sat down, clapping the tiles under his hands while watching the joke: “This is really funny, hahahahahaha!!!!”

I gave him a cold look.

Before I could make any move, a black cloud suddenly rose into the sky from the area diagonally in front of me that was blocked by vegetation.

Glass, wearing a pair of shorts and holding an extra-long fruit knife, was rushing towards this side.

There was a fierce light in her eyes, and every step she took was filled with a soul-stirring and deadly aura.

Our eyes met in the air filled with smoke and anger.

"Glass." I shouted, "You block the road over there, I'll charge over here, and we'll encircle them."

“Okay.” The expression on her face was completely distorted, and she smiled sinisterly: “My knife will slice off their flesh layer by layer, and it will definitely look good.”

"Wait, Mr. Zenin, Nozomi, I didn't damage my clothes..." Xia Yujie squinted his eyes and smiled with a little panic: "Only Wu..."

"Oh? Is that so..." I covered my mouth and pretended to be surprised and said, "But it doesn't matter."

I'm in a really bad mood and all I need is two tough punching bags to vent my anger on.

"Interesting." Fushiguro Shier smiled and jumped from one roof to another: "Then I will be responsible for preventing them from escaping from the air."

"I don't need you." I reached out and adjusted my stamina to 1%.

He fell from the roof without a sound, rolling several times on the ground.

"Hey, you don't have to be so cruel!" He barely covered his chest from the fall and asked breathlessly, "You're too vengeful to use it in this kind of place."

I glanced at him.

Anyway, you can be sure that you will not disappear or run away inexplicably, so why not use it now?

After stretching my arms and legs, I looked at Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru with a grim smile: "Okay, it's your turn now. Gojo, Suguru, prepare to die!"

......

Things got bigger.

Glass and I chased Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru all the way, and somehow, we ended up blowing up a green plant in the school.

This is not the key point. The key point is that this green plant is Mr. Ye Mo's favorite item. Even though he died seven or eight plants, he never gave up.

In short, Teacher Yega is very angry now.

"The two of them...the two of them are fine." Ye Moth rubbed his head in pain, "Master Zenyuan, why are you also making trouble?"

There was no ripple in my heart.

"Uh, hehe." I pointed at Gojo Satoru and Geto Xiayou and said, "They stole my and Nozomi's skirts and wore them. Teacher Yega, do you think this kind of behavior should be tolerated?"

Noctua: “…”

The moth was silent.

I guess as their class teacher, you must feel ashamed now?

These two students are enough to make him infamous in the education world forever.

It doesn’t matter, the embarrassing thing is yet to come.

I continued in a gloomy voice, "Then, when they were running away, their movements were too violent and the five skirts they were wearing were torn."

I still dare not recall that beautiful scene.

There is Doraemon printed on the panties, is this some kind of dream collaboration?

"Hey, it's nothing, woman, don't..."

"Wu, stop talking. This is really embarrassing." Xia Youjie covered his face.

Ye Moth Zheng Dao lowered his head in shame: "I'm really sorry that these two brats have caused you trouble."

"And what about your beloved plants?"

"It's not a big deal." Ye Mo Zheng Dao wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "It's just a green plant. I can take care of it when the time comes..."

As he said this, he fiercely said to Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, "You two, each of you must write a 2,000-word self-review and hand it in to me tomorrow."

"Teacher..." Gojo Satoru tried to say something else.

"Five plus five hundred."

"..."

"Speaking of which, where is the glass man?" Night Moth asked, "I haven't seen her since the beginning."

"Ah, I don't know either." I picked up the teacup and took a sip, then said faintly, "Maybe she was silently grieving while hugging her beloved skirt."

As for Nozomi, she should be in the boys' dormitory right now with a pair of scissors cutting Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru's pants.

But am I forgetting something?