Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

"Ms. Summer Oil."

After I sat on the sofa, I noticed there was another person sitting next to me.

It's Nanami.

She had long wavy blond hair, wore glasses, and had a serious and cold expression.

"Nana Ming, how come even you..." I covered my head in pain: "How come even you have become a girl!"

"Ms. Geta." She took a sip of her coffee with dignity and asked, "Have you also learned bad things from Gojo-senpai and Geta-senpai?"

"Also, I am a woman, and that will never change."

No, this will change. You are a man in my original world!

And I didn't just learn bad things, I guess my brain got damaged.

"Nana Ming~" Gojo Satoru squeezed in between Nanami and me, waved his long arms, and embraced us both: "Let's go shopping for clothes together this afternoon? I've seen a super beautiful one..."

"I beg your pardon," she said.

"But I haven't finished yet..."

"That's rejected too."

It's so funny. Gojo Satoru, even if you become a woman, you still can't change your fate of being disliked.

"Jie." A lazy voice came from the door. The man was wearing a white coat and had short dark brown hair. There was a teardrop mole under the corner of his eye that could not be hidden even by dark circles.

He was leaning against the door carelessly, holding a cigarette in his mouth. He took out a lighter from his pocket, lit it, and blew out a smoke ring: "Where is the wine you promised to buy me?"

A male voice with an extremely bass-like magnetic tone.

It's Nitro after gender change!

So... so handsome!

This lazy temperament, the teardrop mole that captures people's hearts, the cold and distant expression, and he is also wearing a white coat!

Uniforms... they are uniforms!!!

Except for being a little short, there are no other flaws.

"Hey, why are you blushing?!" Gojo Satoru shook my shoulders in dissatisfaction, trying to get my attention back: "You don't even blush in front of me, why are you blushing for him?"

"You want me to buy some wine..." I was dazed and had completely forgotten that there was a person named Gojo Satoru beside me: "Ganoderma, how much wine do you want to buy? I'll buy it all for you later, just decide the amount first..."

"Then let's buy three bottles of vodka, five bottles of brandy, and finally two bottles of wine." He blinked and gave me a look: "Remember, the wine should be older~"

"Okay." I nodded repeatedly and said, "I will definitely buy them all for you."

Is this the charm of gender reassignment? I'm almost turning into a mental retard by being obsessed with Nitro.

Turning my head to look at these two guys, they were also gender-swapped, why are they...

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru looked at each other.

"Ah!" She suddenly had an idea and said, "Jie and I just happen to be going clothes shopping, so I'll reluctantly go with you."

"No, no." I shook my head and said, "Go by yourselves, don't try to accommodate me."

Honestly, I need some time alone to figure out what's wrong with my brain.

"Jay, hurry up and summon the Pelican, so we can fly directly to Ginza."

"Okay." Xia Yujie approached me gently, narrowed his upturned fox eyes, and deliberately lowered his voice and whispered in my ear: "Then Jie, come with us."

A tingling electric current suddenly ran through my back and I shuddered.

Help, why has he become so evil all of a sudden?

Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses, walked up to me, bent over and got very close to me, his eyebrows curved, and said in a sweet tone: "Yes, then let's go shopping in Ginza together."

Damn, Gojo’s looks are amazing!

*

That's how I was put on the bird's back.

"So it's called a pelican!" I pointed at the bird and suddenly realized: "Yes, it should be called a pelican."

"What else do you think it should be called?"

To be honest, I don’t remember his name. I just called him Big Bird Curse Spirit, Big Bird Curse Spirit.

All the class has been lost.

Is this what it means when an object resembles its owner?

Can't think about it any further.

*

In Ginza, I was squeezed in the middle, one on each side.

The one on the left is 1.9 meters tall, and the one on the right is 1.85 meters tall. I am standing in the middle, and my height, which was not short to begin with, has become shorter. It's like a reverse podium.

"Aren't we going to buy clothes and wine? Why are we shopping?"

I watched Gojo Satoru flitting through the crowd like a butterfly, while Geto Xia held her hand like a good sister. "She finally got out to relax, so she must be happy as she pleases~"

"Miss..." Someone called us, "Can I have your contact information?"

"Ah?" I turned around and pointed at myself: "Are you talking about me?"

"Yes." He said excitedly, "To be honest, I just caught a glimpse of you in the crowd and fell in love with you at first sight."

"Please, give me your contact information." He bent down and bowed deeply.

"..."

"Hey..." Xia Youjie also turned around, covered his mouth and smiled like a lady: "Love at first sight? Love at first sight for the face?"

He was dumbfounded as he looked at the two almost identical faces.

"You, you look..."

"You just want her contact information? You don't want mine?"

This person glanced at me, his eyes flickered: "Miss, if you want to give it to me, it's not impossible..."

"What about other people's?"

Gojo Satoru, who was playing in the front, heard the noise and ran over with his skirt in hand. His 1.9-meter height created a great sense of oppression, and his ice-blue eyes locked onto him, "You only want their contact information, not other people's?"

The visitor swallowed and said, "That's fine. Please leave your contact information as well."

"Hey!" Gojo Satoru patted his shoulder lively, sending him staggering more than a meter away. "Three of you actually want it. How greedy. People like this will end up getting nothing."

"Alright." Xia Youjie waved his hands and said, "Satoru, stop playing, let him go."

"Did you hear that?" Gojo Satoru took out a tissue and wiped his hands: "Get lost, don't let anyone see you again."

Wow, why do I feel that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru’s personalities after their gender change are even more despicable than before?

"Jie-chan, you are such a fool." Xia Yujie gently scolded: "When a stinky man hits on you, you don't know how to refuse, and you need your two sisters to help you~"

I:"……"

Give me a chance to refuse.

Gojo Satoru's eyes flickered, and he suddenly rushed towards me and said in a sweet voice, "Jie-chan, let's talk about love, shall we?"

"what?"

"Yeah, it's about what kind of men everyone likes, and everyone tells you what type they like, that's it..."

"Are you crazy or am I crazy?"

"Well..." Xia Youjie said, "We are all girls anyway, it doesn't matter."

"I'll go first, I'll go first." Gojo Satoru rubbed his hands together, "I like men who wear eye patches, have white hair, are 1.9 meters tall, have blue eyes, and have no limits. Where's Jay?"

"Hmm..." Xia Youjie stroked his chin and thought: "Then I should like a man who wears five-striped cassock, has long hair, has fox eyes, is full of justice, and is willing to sacrifice his life for justice."

I:"……"

"Could it be that these two men's surnames are Gojo Satoru and Geto?" I said expressionlessly.

"Oh! You're so smart!" Gojo Satoru patted my head in praise: "How did you know that~"

"Nothing. I just happen to be not a retard." I forced a smile.

He almost reported his ID number just now, how could I not guess it?

The hanging heart finally died.

In my lifetime, I actually heard Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru talking to me about love, and it was such an outrageous topic about the men they liked.

Now there are only two possibilities.

Either I ate poisonous mushrooms and everything I see now is fake.

Or maybe I'm dreaming and haven't woken up yet.

I slapped myself in front of them.

Gojo Satoru: "!!!!!"

Xia Youjie: "!!!!"

It hurts! I didn't wake up.

Another slap.

It hurts! Still not awake.

Fan again...

"What are you doing? Jie!"

She rushed over and grabbed my hand: "Even if the type you like is lower than us, you don't have to hurt yourself!"

Who said that I hurt myself because of this? And how come what I like is inferior to you?

"I can't wake up..." I stared at my hands and muttered to myself, "Or did I really eat poisonous mushrooms?"

"Let's go!" I put down my hands, pulled them both and walked forward bravely and confidently.

"where to?"

"Go to the hospital and find a doctor." I swore, "I must be sick now."