Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Li Yunlong sent half of the spoils to the brigade headquarters. As soon as he arrived at the village entrance, he smelled a foul odor. He covered his nose and cursed in a muffled voice: "Who the hell is this? He ran here to poop without any dignity, and his poop is so smelly. How many good things did he eat?"

Li Yunlong's eyes rolled, and he took the opportunity to speak: "Political Commissar Zhao, you have to take good care of this matter. Someone actually dared to urinate and defecate anywhere. It's really outrageous. This is a matter of life. You have to take good care of it, otherwise I will go to the brigade commander to complain that you don't do your job every day, but only know how to stare at me and pull my pigtails!"

Zhao Gang knew very well that Li Yunlong was narrow-minded. This time, the matter was really under his control. He did not deserve to be blamed. He replied gloomily, "Captain Li, I will investigate this matter thoroughly. I will definitely find this person and have him make a self-criticism in front of all the soldiers in the regiment!"

Li Yunlong quickly added, "Political Commissar Zhao, we have a limited amount of canned food in our independent regiment. This kid has so much diarrhea. I guess he hasn't eaten meat for a long time. He ate too much all of a sudden, and his stomach couldn't adapt to it, so he had diarrhea."

"This matter must be seriously investigated. I suspect there may be something else going on. It is very likely that he stole chickens and ducks from his fellow villagers' homes in order to satisfy his craving for meat. He did not expect that his stomach was short of fat and could not bear such a huge amount of fat..."

Zhao Gang understood Li Yunlong's meaning very well. If this was true, the nature of the matter would be even worse. This was no longer a matter of urinating and defecating anywhere, but had evolved into a major mistake.

"Captain Li, don't worry! I will investigate this matter right now and will give an explanation to the independent regiment and all the soldiers in the regiment!"

Li Yunlong took Wei Dayong away from the village entrance and began to inquire from house to house in the village. Li Yunlong hummed a little tune and carried a bag of things as he walked towards Lin Zhendong's residence.

"It stinks so damn bad. We must find this bastard. The whole village is filled with stench. Even Lin's yard is filled with stench. This is worse than the Japanese bombs. This bastard used a stink bomb. It is really lethal!"

Li Yunlong cursed as he entered Lin Zhendong's yard. Seeing Lin Zhendong washing clothes in the freezing weather, he asked curiously, "Student Lin, you are so damn clean. You have only worn these clothes for two days. You need to wash them even in the freezing weather! Don't wash them yet. Look what goodies I brought you. Eight cans of beef and a small bag of brown sugar."

Lin Zhendong wiped his hands and was about to stand up, but he squatted down awkwardly and scooped up some water with a ladle. He rinsed his hands again, wiped them on his shirt a few times, and then took the water with a smile, saying, "Oh, Captain Li, you are too polite. You brought so many things with you. I feel embarrassed to refuse. Let's hurry into the house. I'll pour you some tea. By the way, tell me about your experiences in the brigade headquarters. I want to hear some strange things, too!"

Lin Zhendong didn't even bother washing his clothes and just threw them outside. He asked Li Yunlong to go into the house and do it. Li Yunlong didn't hesitate and sat down on the kang. Seeing a package on the table, he curiously opened it and found that what was inside looked like sugar. He pinched it with his fingers and put it in his mouth to taste it. It tasted sweet.

Just as Li Yunlong was about to grab a handful and put it in his mouth, Lin Zhendong, who had just put down his food, hurriedly shouted, "Captain Li, you can't eat this. Put it down quickly and go wash your hands!"

Li Yunlong curled his lips and said with disdain: "Student Lin, you are really stingy. You yelled when I ate a bite of your white sugar. I brought you a bag of brown sugar this time. It's not too much to eat a little white sugar, right?"

Before Lin Zhendong could react, Li Yunlong put the handful of sugar in his hand directly into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it into his stomach. Lin Zhenhua was so shocked that he sat down on the ground, opened his mouth in shock, pointed at Li Yunlong's face, and couldn't speak.

"You're right, classmate Lin, this sugar of yours is quite delicious. It tastes very smooth and not chewy enough. Hurry up and get up from the ground. I just ate a mouthful of your sugar. Don't look at me like that. You are the only one in our independent group who is so stingy!"

Lin Zhenhua quickly supported himself on the ground, rubbed his aching buttocks, and sat down on the kang weakly, mockingly: "Captain Li, I'm not being stingy. What you ate was not sugar at all, but the laxative I made. I don't know what went wrong. The laxative I made has no color but emits a sweet smell. I still don't understand what's going on."

Li Yunlong ignored Lin Zhenhua's ridicule and said sarcastically, "You really treat me like a fool. This is clearly white sugar, and you can see white frost on it. I don't even know what colorless is. It's the same as clear water, which is colorless. Yours is clearly white!"

"I didn't expect you to have such evil intentions in order to keep this bag of sugar. You actually lied to me that this is a laxative. I really misjudged you. If I have good things in the future, I will definitely not send them to you first. I will make you greedy to death!"

Lin Zhenhua held his forehead. He knew that he couldn't go on like this. He had to let Li Yunlong know the seriousness of the matter and make him vomit.

"Captain Li, I really wasn't kidding you just now. I remember there's a handful of mung beans in my room. I'll make you some mung bean soup first to see if it can help detoxify the laxative."

After saying this, Lin Zhenhua was still worried, so he immediately urged: "Captain Li, you stay in my room first, I will go find Political Commissar Zhao now, you must wait for me, don't run around! You can eat the canned beef on the table and drink as much as you want, but don't run out!"

Before Li Yunlong could reply, Lin Zhenhua ran as fast as a rabbit, as if he was on Hot Wheels, and ran rapidly towards the regiment headquarters.

"This brat is quite generous. Could he really be a laxative? Could it be that this brat is playing a trick on me just to avenge yesterday's blow?"

"Never mind. Since this guy is so generous, I don't need to be polite to him. It's a good opportunity to try the Japanese canned beef. Oh, this guy hid it very well. With this half bottle of sweet potato sauce as a base, I can stay here all day!"

Li Yunlong poured half a bowl of sweet potato soup into the bowl, opened the can of beef, picked up a piece of beef with his hands, licked the soup on it, and took a sip of wine...

Lin Zhenhua ran breathlessly towards the regiment headquarters and happened to meet Zhao Gang who had just come out of his fellow villager's home. He quickly came to Zhao Gang, took his hand, and said breathlessly: "Come... follow... me... Captain Li... is in... trouble!"

Zhao Gang was about to ask Lin Zhenhua what was the matter that made him so anxious, but when he heard that Li Yunlong was in trouble, he quickly asked the monk Wei Dayong to carry Lin Zhenhua on his back and said anxiously: "Student Lin, please show us the way. Let's hurry over there. Saving lives is like putting out a fire!"

Wei Dayong carried Lin Zhenhua on his back and started running wildly in the direction of his finger. Zhao Gang followed closely behind, and the three of them quickly rushed back to Lin Zhenhua's courtyard.

"Student Lin, what happened to Li Yunlong? Do we need to send troops to rescue him?"

Lin Zhenhua was bouncing back and forth on Wei Dayong's back. He was already a little weak from the diarrhea today, and he fell asleep in a daze, ignoring Zhao Gang's questions.

"Student Lin, why don't you say anything? Wei Dayong, stop for a moment! Fortunately, this kid actually fell asleep and even snored, and he slept so soundly!"