Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Lin Zhenhua felt that there was something fishy going on. When had Li Yunlong ever been so generous? He curled his lips and said disdainfully, "Yesterday you actually dared to give me a nickname. I'm the famous Northwest Hammer King, but I ended up being the Northwest Blow King in your mouth. You wanted to send me away with eight cans of beef and six eggs. That's a nice thought. I won't forgive you unless you double the amount!"

Li Yunlong's mouth twitched. He knew that Lin Zhenhua would definitely raise the price. The nickname would not hurt him at all. This boy was even thicker-skinned than him, but he still wanted to coax him. He quickly agreed, "Student Lin, I believe in your character. I won't bargain with you. I will arrange for someone to send the remaining half over tomorrow. Can we go into the house and talk?"

Lin Zhenhua touched his nose and said with shining eyes: "Oh, Captain Li, I was a little confused just now and forgot to invite you in. Let's hurry in. I still have half a bottle of sweet potato wine here, which is just right for you to exchange for two eggs. This little wine is useless to me, and I don't like pickled eggs!"

Li Yunlong was delighted that his half pound of sweet potato stew was back. He hurried into the house with Lin Zhenhua and told him what the brigade commander had told him. The two of them ate sweet potatoes and drank millet porridge together, and laughed loudly!

"Ding Dong, I signed in successfully and received a powerful laxative. This laxative takes two hours to work and has a very strong effect. It is great news for people with constipation. It takes a long time to work but has a good effect. Those who have used it say it is good!"

Lin Zhenhua didn't expect that when he signed in today, he would actually sign for a laxative. Could it be because he had been a little constipated these days, and the system saw that he was uncomfortable, so it quickly prepared a laxative for him.

"How about trying this laxative today? I ate too much whole-grain biscuits a few days ago, and I can't eat any fruits or fresh vegetables. I feel constipated, and my buttocks hurt so much. It feels like a pain to poop!"

While complaining, Lin Zhenhua took out the laxative rewarded by the system, weighed it, and estimated that there was one kilogram. A person could use no more than one gram at a time.

"Master System, are you kidding me? I don't have an electronic scale or weights, so how can I weigh it right now? Well, if it doesn't work, just put a little more in, maybe the effect will be better!"

Lin Zhenhua stupidly scooped 1/10 of the water into the bowl with a wooden spoon. He poured in hot water and stirred it. He blew away the hot air with his mouth and took a sip. He cried out in pain and cursed: "This water is so damn hot. It almost burned a blister on my mouth. Oh, I'm so stupid. How much heat can this little bit of medicine powder absorb? Oh, this is a theoretical mistake!"

Lin Zhenhua made a whirring sound when he blew the water with his mouth, and he was so tired that he stuck out his tongue. He felt that the water was about the right temperature, so he tilted his head back and drank all the water in the bowl, smacking his lips. Why did it taste a little sweet? I guess it must be my illusion, as it clearly said it was a colorless and odorless laxative.

Lin Zhenhua had nothing to do today as the radio had not been delivered yet. He planned to go and brag to the soldiers. He had just finished his meal and it was a good opportunity to help digest the food. He had canned beef for lunch today, and the smell was so good that even his burps smelled of beef. He walked with great vigor, so when he burped in front of the soldiers, it would be a good opportunity for them to smell the beef!

Lin Zhenhua arrived at the first battalion's base and found that the soldiers were training. He had no chance to brag at all. In desperation, he went to the second battalion, but he still didn't get the chance. This extinguished his desire to show off, and he planned to go back and have a good sleep, and then go out and show off again tomorrow.

On the way back, he felt a pain in his abdomen, followed by a loud fart, and then eight or nine more farts in a row, which made him feel better.

Lin Zhenhua originally thought that the matter was over, but he suddenly had to go to the bathroom, and he needed to go in a hurry. There was no toilet on the road at all, and he happened to see a small tree. He hurriedly clamped his legs together and came behind the small tree, pulled down his pants, and began to release it with great pleasure. It was really a torrent, mixed with continuous farting sounds. The area within a radius of ten meters was attacked by stink bombs, and Lin Zhenhua was almost suffocated to death!

"This is too damn smelly. It's really going to kill me. Oh, no wonder it stinks. I guess it has something to do with the beef I ate at noon today. This laxative is really effective. I'm not constipated at all now!"

Lin Zhenhua was just about to stand up to tie his belt when he suddenly felt a pain in his lower abdomen. He quickly squatted down again. After a crackling sound, he stood up with numb feet. He had just tied his belt, but before he took a step, he felt a little pain in his stomach again. He hurriedly untied his belt, but in his haste he tied it into a knot. At this time, the power of the wilderness was about to erupt, but he tried hard to hold it back with sweat on his forehead, and a gurgling sound came from his stomach.

"No, if I pull it any further, I'm afraid my life will be in danger. I remember I got a pair of ordinary scissors when I signed in before, and now they come in handy!"

Lin Zhenhua took out the scissors that were given as a sign-in reward from the system, and cut the waistband directly in two. He quickly moved to the side, and then quickly mobilized all his strength to expel the filth from his body.

In order to empty the filth in his body, Lin Zhenhua bent over and held onto a small tree. He waited for another five minutes before he stood up with his trousers held up. His legs felt weak now, as if he had just fallen from the clouds. He no longer had the vigor and vitality he had before, but instead became a sick cat.

Lin Zhenhua stood up with the help of the tree and saw a wooden stick about ten meters away. He staggered over, picked up the stick, and used it as a walking stick, cursing, "Damn system, it really screwed me over! If I continue to pull, my intestines will be empty! The beef I had for lunch today was wasted. It really makes me sad!"

"I have to go back quickly while everyone is training. I can't be discovered. Otherwise, my reputation will be ruined. The Northwest Blowing King will become the Northwest Pulling King!"

Lin Zhenhua, holding up his pants and leaning on a stick, rushed to his residence like an old lady in his eighties or nineties. When he saw someone in front of him, he quickly turned around and recited loudly: "Today's weather is cheerful, and the sun makes people feel warm..."

He was fooled by Lin Zhenhua all the way and passed out. No one noticed that he had pooped in his pants. In fact, even Lin Zhenhua himself didn't notice it. After returning to his residence, Lin Zhenhua went to the toilet first. There was another burst of crackling. After releasing himself, he became a complete wimp this time. It took him five minutes to walk from the toilet to the house, a short distance of ten meters...

"No, if you keep going like this, you'll definitely get dehydrated. I remember signing in and getting a bottle of antidote. This laxative is also considered a poison, so drinking it should be able to cure it!"

Lin Zhenhua quickly took out the primary detoxification potion rewarded by the system, unscrewed the bottle, and drank it in one gulp. You know what, the effect was quite obvious. After drinking it, he really didn't have diarrhea.

"The system's products are of the highest quality. I'm not exaggerating. I'm finally alive! I have to change my pants and clothes quickly. They stink! My pants are stained with yellow and white stuff. I can't keep them!"

Lin Zhenhua took off his pants and threw them away in disgust, but thinking that he only had one pair of pants left, he had no choice but to go out and pick them up again, muttering, "Mom, I will never throw pants away again! Your big son can't even bear to throw away his pants. Life is really hard!"