Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Li Yunlong frowned and said, "Brigade Commander, you know how difficult it is to fight the Yamazaki Battalion. We have consumed a lot of ammunition today, and the ammunition we captured is not enough. With what we have consumed today, the Brigade Commander should at least let our independent regiment have some soup, even if you eat meat."

Brigade Commander Chen on the other end of the phone was listening with a smile. He waited until Li Yunlong finished speaking before speaking: "Li Yunlong, there are rules in our army. All captured items must be returned to the public. We can leave you half of them. This is already a favor to your independent regiment. Don't play dumb with me. Don't try to play tricks on me. Today, the division headquarters has dispatched all the heavy machine guns of each regiment to help you intercept the Japanese planes. You have to do this!"

Li Yunlong knew that he couldn't fool around, so he quickly said with a flattering face: "Brigade Commander, I will deliver the spoils to the brigade headquarters tomorrow, and I will definitely not delay your important matter!"

Brigade Commander Chen was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly remembered something else. He asked curiously, "Why didn't I hear Lin's voice? You two are inseparable on weekdays, but why didn't I hear him say a few words to me today? I want to praise this kid today. The greatest credit goes to this kid, so I can't help but show my appreciation. I'm going to reward him with six cans of Japanese beef. I think this kid will jump for joy!"

A minute later, there was no response from the phone. The brigade commander's heart skipped a beat and he yelled, "Li Yunlong, are you dumb? Is there something wrong with classmate Lin, or is there some conflict between the two of you? Tell me the truth!"

Li Yunlong knew that he could not keep the matter secret for a few days, so he organized his words and told Brigade Commander Chen everything that had happened. He thought that the Brigade Commander would treat the matter as a joke, and then he would send six cans of beef to Lin Zhenhua, and the matter would be over.

What Li Yunlong didn't expect was that Brigade Commander Chen didn't laugh. Instead, he heard the sound of the Brigade Commander whipping his horse whip from the microphone, followed by the Brigade Commander's loud voice, cursing him directly: "Damn Li Yunlong, you are so bold. You are illiterate, but you think others are also illiterate. When you encounter such a thing, you don't know how to ask for instructions, but you dare to make the decision on your own!"

"You are such a troublemaker. I just won a battle today, and you caused me a big disaster at night. And you still want a reward? I want to beat you right now!"

"Classmate Lin is a college student, he's very smart, and he knows much more than a rough guy like you. What you think is impossible may actually be accomplished by him."

"The weapons of the Japs are more advanced than ours, because they have the help of military experts. I have also seen the effect of the Flying Thunder Cannon today. It is very suitable for our Eighth Route Army to use. Besides, it is better to have something than nothing. Even the boss is paying attention to this matter. As a result, you actually laughed at the college students for not knowing more than you. I didn't expect that you, Li Yunlong, are also Zhu Bajie wearing glasses and pretending to be a great scientist!"

Li Yunlong was scolded by the brigade commander, who continued in a stern tone: "Li Yunlong, hurry up and apologize to classmate Lin! I will ask the general manager to bring the 40mm anti-aircraft gun from the headquarters to you, and the radio station of the Yamazaki Battalion will also be given to classmate Lin for use. You must cooperate with classmate Lin to develop the electromagnetic bomb fuse, otherwise you can go back to your clothing factory to embroider!"

Hearing this, Li Yunlong felt a chill down his spine. He knew his brigade commander very well. He must be really angry this time, otherwise he wouldn't have said such harsh words. Normally, he would have just laughed it off.

Li Yunlong looked as if he had eaten a fly. His face was very ugly. He replied in a muffled voice: "Brigade Commander, I will go and apologize to classmate Lin right now. I will definitely cooperate with him to get that thing out. Is that not enough?"

The voice of the brigade commander came from the phone: "Li Yunlong, our troops usually rely mainly on equipment captured from the devils, and have not established their own military industry system. We need military experts to help us solve this problem. Even if there is a one in ten thousand chance, we must find ways to achieve it! It is easy to get a general, but it is difficult to get a military expert. Don't make a fool of yourself in the future. We can afford the price of failure!"

Li Yunlong assured on the other end of the phone: "Brigade Commander, I understand! I will go to apologize to Lin right away and give him whatever he wants. All members of the independent regiment from top to bottom must cooperate and get rid of this damned bomb!"

After Li Yunlong ended the call with the brigade commander, he hurried back to his residence, took eight cans of beef, and borrowed six eggs from the kitchen. He carried these things to Lin Zhenhua's residence. Seeing that Lin Zhenhua was already resting, he felt embarrassed to disturb him, so he just smoked in the yard and waited until dawn the next day.

Lin Zhenhua had a beautiful dream at night. He dreamed that his mother lifted his ear and praised him, saying that he really brought honor to her by getting the first place in the class in the final exam. She also bought him a big bottle of coconut milk, which he drank in one gulp. As a result, he felt a little urgent to pee, which woke him up.

"Hey! This coconut milk tastes really good, but it's a little too sweet. Next time I have to remember to add some water to dilute it. I think it should taste good!"

Lin Zhenhua blinked his lips, still recalling the taste of coconut milk in his dream. He dazedly went outside to flush the water with his trousers held up, still talking to himself.

After peeing, Lin Zhenhua pulled up his pants and was about to wash his hands when he saw Li Yunlong's big smiling face. He was almost scared to death. Fortunately, he had just peeed, otherwise he would have peed on his shoes, which was really embarrassing.

"Captain Li, you came to me so early in the morning without even saying hello. Don't you know that scaring others can kill you? You almost scared me to death just now!"

"Oh, my Bulengai, oh, no, I said it wrong, oh, my little heart, it almost jumped out!"

Li Yunlong had long been immune to Lin Zhenhua's weird words. This kid usually liked to say things that he couldn't understand, and he didn't know where he learned them from. Sometimes he felt it was quite funny to hear them, so he just took it as a laugh.

Li Yunlong smiled and said awkwardly, "Student Lin, I have been waiting for you in the yard all night, just because I am afraid of disturbing your rest. I am very sincere. Here are the canned beef and eggs I brought for you. These are good things, and they are your favorite. I will send them to your room!"

Lin Zhenhua walked around Li Yunlong, looked him up and down, and seeing his red eyes and dusty clothes, he asked in disbelief: "Captain, what are you doing? You were so tough last night, why are you here to apologize so soon? This is not your style. Are you hiding something from me, or have you dug a trap and are waiting for me to jump in!"

"Student Lin, you are slandering me out of thin air, aren't you? I, Li, am just like you, an honest and reliable young man. We are close friends, just like wearing the same pants. Even a couple can quarrel sometimes, not to mention that we are two grown men. If there is anything, we can drink a glass of wine and the conflict will be gone!"

"Oh, I deserve a beating for my stinky mouth! Forget that you don't like to drink, but we can eat something delicious, authentic Japanese beef cans, with big chunks of beef in them, it tastes crunchy and delicious! Didn't you tell me before that you felt that you were a little short and needed some nutrition? I brought you six eggs, boil one a day, and I guarantee that you will grow tall and strong!"