Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Zhao Gang quickly changed the subject and said, "Li Yunlong, you should say less. Listen to what classmate Lin has to say before you express your opinion! If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb. You keep making a fuss every day. Can't you just stop for a while!"

Seeing that Zhao Gang was a little angry, Li Yunlong was too lazy to argue with him. He glanced at Lin Zhenhua, meaning: Boy, I'm listening, I'll just watch your performance quietly!

Lin Zhenhua drank a sip of water slowly and coughed gently, attracting everyone's attention. He said with a leader's attitude and compassion: "Let's talk about the battle during the day. We also had a battle with the Japanese fighter planes. If it weren't for the help of the division commander, we concentrated the heavy machine guns of the entire division to form a tight air firepower network, the Japanese fighter planes would have dived and strafed us long ago. Isn't this a profound lesson?"

"Today, I, the Northwest Hammer King, want to introduce a new weapon to you. It is the electromagnetic bomb fuse that I just developed. It can detect radio signals. After being fired by anti-aircraft guns, if it detects the Japanese fighter planes, it will detonate in advance. The scattered shrapnel can just hit the Japanese fighter planes, thus achieving the purpose of air defense!"

"Dangdangdang, is this weapon awesome? I need a radio to conduct a simple experiment. Is this a high request?"

Zhao Gang nodded after hearing this. This request was not high, but he hesitated and said, "Student Lin, your electromagnetic bomb fuse sounds very useful, but we don't have any anti-aircraft guns, not even at the headquarters. Even if we invent it, it will be useless!"

Li Yunlong couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter. He slapped the table while laughing, pointed at Lin Zhenhua and said, "Student Lin, you've blown your own trumpet this time! You even gave yourself the nickname of the Northwest Hammer King. You should just call yourself the Northwest Blowing King. This is more in line with your identity. You really make me laugh to death. I want to laugh every time I see your face!"

"Political Commissar Zhao, tell the headquarters that they don't need to ask the art troupe to come to visit us anymore. We have a bragging king from the Northwest here, and we can just let him show off his bragging skills to the soldiers! Electromagnetic bombs, and automatic target locking. Why don't you come up with a bragging cannon? That would be much easier!"

This time, Lin Zhenhua was so angry that his nose was crooked. There was nothing to say to this group of illiterate people. He just got mad, kicked over the table in front of him, and left the independent regiment headquarters in a huff.

When Li Yunlong saw Lin Zhenhua lose his temper and kick the table in front of him, he wanted to chase him and beat him up, but was pulled away by Zhao Gang and Zhang Dabiao. Li Yunlong immediately gave in, but he didn't let him off the hook. He yelled, "You son of a bitch, you dare to kick the table? In the whole independent regiment, who dares to give me the cold shoulder? Only you, you stinky boy, dares to do that. If I see you again, I will beat you up!"

"Li Yunlong, stop acting. No one will want to watch you anymore! Classmate Lin was pissed off by you, and now you are getting what you want!"

Li Yunlong's face, which had just been furious, immediately became cheerful. He quickly asked everyone to sit down and said helplessly, "There is nothing we can do. This kid is getting more and more lawless. In addition, his identity has not been completely confirmed. I have to be more cautious and cannot let him mess around. Besides, I don't believe that he can make such a powerful weapon at such a young age!"

Zhao Gang spread his hands, and was also amused by the anger. He said worriedly: "This matter ends here, and no one should mention it again in the future! Hurry up and arrange things. I have to go to the field hospital to see the wounded later!"

Li Yunlong no longer pretended to be confused. He pointed out several major mistakes that occurred in today's battle again, distributed the spoils, and ended the meeting tonight.

Lin Zhenhua left the independent regiment in a rage and strolled around Yangchun. He happened to run into Old Man Yang who was playing with his grandson. He greeted him and said, "Uncle Yang, why are you still outside? Hurry up and take your grandson back. It's so cold outside that it can freeze you to death!"

When Old Man Yang saw that it was Lin Zhenhua, he said lovingly, "It's this little naughty boy at home. He ate too much at night and has a stomachache. I can only take him out for a walk to help digest the food!"

Lin Zhenhua picked up Xiao Gou Dan, Yang Shuhua's nickname, and pinched his collagen-filled face, saying jokingly, "Gou Dan, you've become a fat boy. If you keep eating, you'll become a chubby boy. Your friends won't want to play with you then! Come to me in a couple of days. I've just made some firecrackers. I'll let you set them off when the time comes. What do you think?"

Yang Shuhua hated it most when people pinched his little face. He snorted in a baby voice, "Bad uncle, you've almost made my face into a ball. I'm not a pig. I'm just wearing too many clothes and look fat, but I'm actually not fat at all. Keep the firecrackers for me. Next time I boil an egg at home, I'll bring one to you. I'll exchange the egg for your firecrackers, but I dare not take advantage of you. You even snatch children's things. My friends don't want to play with you!"

Lin Zhenhua looked a little embarrassed. It was just that I took a bite of your egg last time, and you almost kept it there for half a month. It was because I was a little greedy at the beginning, so I bought you an egg. In the end, you took advantage of it and ate half an egg more. Lin Zhenhua complained silently in his heart, but he was too embarrassed to say it out loud. It was indeed a bit embarrassing to say it out loud. Where would he put his face as the King of Hammer in the Northwest?

"Young man, you looked so angry just now. Where are you going at this late hour? It's not safe outside. You should go back to bed early!"

When the word "sleep" was mentioned, Lin Zhenhua felt a little sleepy and really felt a little tired. He yawned, stretched, and said lazily: "Uncle Yang, you can continue walking. I have to go back to sleep. I am exhausted today. My legs are sore! Goodbye, Uncle Yang! Goodbye, Goudan!"

"Young man, we have to go back too, be careful on the road! Goudan, turn around one more time, then we'll go back to sleep!"

Lin Zhenhua returned to his residence with sleepy eyes, and without even taking off his clothes, he lay down on the kang and fell asleep. But he didn't know that the regiment headquarters was already in an uproar.

Li Yunlong had just finished a meeting and had not yet called Brigade Commander Chen when the latter called him. His voice came from the receiver: "Li Yunlong, you are really good at playing dumb and cheating!"

"Just now I really thought there was something wrong with the phone line, so I sent someone to check it out, but it turned out there was nothing wrong. You are so bold that you actually tried to fool me and even hung up on me. Do you want to get spanked?"

Li Yunlong quickly became as docile as a little lamb, licking his face and saying, "Oh, Commander, I was just about to call you. It's all Lin's fault. If he hadn't asked me to hang up, I wouldn't have caused so many troubles and offended you, Commander. I'm really more wronged than Dou E!"

The voice of Brigade Commander Chen soon came from the other end of the phone: "Li Yunlong, stop trying to change the subject. You made a fortune this time, and I won't ask for more from you. Send half of the surrendered goods to the brigade headquarters. This is the order of the division commander, and you must carry it out without compromise!"