Liang Jian: Lao Li, I'm really not a military expert

Zhao Gang quickly patted Lin Zhenhua on the back and asked again: "Li Yunlong, where are you now?"

Lin Zhenhua answered dazedly in his sleep: "In my yard, waiting for us to go back!"

"Wei Dayong, speed up, let's hurry over there!"

"okay,"

Monk Wei Dayong carried Lin Zhenhua on his back and rushed back to his courtyard, where he saw Li Yunlong eating canned beef and drinking wine, looking very happy.

This scene made Zhao Gang, who had rushed over anxiously, furious and said, "Li Yunlong, you are getting more and more daring. You dare to drink in broad daylight and don't even hide from people. I will call the brigade commander now. I must deal with you seriously this time. Otherwise, the atmosphere of the independent regiment will be corrupted by you!"

Li Yunlong was a little confused when he saw the three people rushing into the house. He just finished drinking the wine in the bowl when he saw Zhao Gang getting angry. He immediately said, "Political Commissar Zhao, this time I, Li Yunlong, am really not afraid of you going to complain. This is what classmate Lin asked me to do. If you don't believe me, you can ask him. I can confront him face to face!"

Lin Zhenhua got off Monk Wei's back. Zhao Gang's angry shout had awakened him. He looked at the scene in front of him and saw the paper bag he had forgotten to take. He quickly put the paper bag into the box, sat on the kang and said weakly, "Don't make noise for now. Listen to me first. Wei Dayong has a handful of mung beans here. Hurry up and boil some mung bean water!"

“Political Commissar Zhao, quickly arrange for someone to call the medical staff, and also call the brigade commander to see if a doctor can be invited from the division hospital. When he comes, be sure to bring plenty of anti-diarrhea medicine, as we may need a lot of it later! Don’t ask first, just do as I say!”

Lin Zhenhua looked at Li Yunlong again and said with a wry smile: "Captain Li, whether you believe what I say or not, you have to do as I say from now on. Hurry up and dig a hole in the top of the armchair in my room so that you can sit on it and poop!"

"According to the time, it should have been more than ten minutes now, so we still have plenty of time to respond! I have already used these medicines at noon today, and the effect is ridiculous. I am now diarrhea and my legs are weak, and I almost pooped in my pants!"

When Li Yunlong heard this, he immediately jumped off the kang, pointed at Lin Zhenhua's nose and asked, "You are the one who defecated behind the tree, and you are also the one who caused the stench around here?"

Lin Zhenhua nodded embarrassedly and smiled bitterly: "This is really not my fault. I didn't control the dosage when I used it, and I ate a little too much! Who knew that after purification this time, the effect would be so good, otherwise it would be so cold. I'm not stupid, so why would I wash my clothes if they were a little dirty? It's because they are stained with stench, which is so bad that I can't stand it!"

Li Yunlong's face flushed, and he asked hopefully, "How much should I take this time to be considered a normal amount?"

Lin Zhenhua turned her head to the side, like a young wife who had made a mistake, and whispered, "One gram per dose, three times a day!"

"What the hell, speak louder, you're whining like a woman!"

Lin Zhenhua was afraid that Li Yunlong couldn't hear him, so he shouted loudly: "Take one gram of this laxative at a time, and it will take effect in three hours!"

Li Yunlong gave up. He slapped his thigh and pointed at Lin Zhenhua's nose, cursing: "You little bastard, you have really hurt me this time! That small handful is more than ten grams, not to mention one. You are trying to kill me, Li. Even if you want revenge, you can't be so cruel!"

"What are you still sitting for? Hurry up and get up. Help me dig a hole in the seat of the chair, clean the toilet for me, and prepare some more toilet paper for me!"

Li Yunlong hurriedly left Lin Zhenhua's room, arranged the work of the regiment, and hurried back, cursing non-stop: "This stinky boy, the laxative he made is really magical. I have been drinking it for more than an hour, but I don't feel anything, just like nothing happened! It's better that this boy is lying to me, otherwise I will make a fool of myself and become the laughing stock of the whole city!"

Lin Zhenhua had already prepared everything in advance. The mung bean soup had been served and put aside to cool. He had already finished the antidote this afternoon. On the back of the laxative paper bag rewarded by the system, there was a line of small words: This laxative can only be detoxified by the antidote produced by the system. Although the laxative is good, don't use it too much.

When he saw this line of small words, Lin Zhenhua was almost furious. He hurriedly replaced the laxative with a new piece of paper, rewrapped it, and directly transferred the replaced old paper to the system space, looking for an opportunity to destroy the evidence.

"Captain Li, I have prepared the equipment for you. Hurry up and eat something before the attack. Otherwise, you won't be able to eat later!"

"Chairs and toilets, deodorizing scarves, and two hundred sheets of toilet paper. Don't worry, just poop more, and you can use them as fertilizer later! Crops thrive only on manure, so Captain Li can make a contribution to the grain production in our base!"

Before Li Yunlong could open his mouth, Lin Zhenhua ran away like a rabbit, leaving Li Yunlong in the room with an embarrassed look on his face, wishing he could kick this guy.

The subsequent development of the matter did not exceed Lin Zhenhua's expectations. The mung bean soup that Li Yunlong drank did not have much effect at all. Such a large dose of laxative directly made Li Yunlong faint. Zhao Gang and Dr. Wang Xuecheng from the division headquarters endured the stench in the yard and carried Li Yunlong out.

In the early morning of the next day, Lin Zhenhua signed in immediately and a pleasant reminder sounded in his mind.

"Ding Dong, the system has signed in successfully. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the intermediate detoxification potion."

Lin Zhenhua immediately took out the detoxifying potion, poured 1/10 of it into the bowl, added some brown sugar, and a little warm water, stirred it all together, and a bowl of detoxifying water with a slightly reddish color was prepared.

Lin Zhenhua didn't want to smell the stench in the yard, so he exchanged rooms with Li Yunlong. After preparing the potion, he shouted, "Captain Li, I have prepared the antidote. Drink it while it's hot. You won't have diarrhea after drinking it!"

"Student Lin, are you sure your antidote is effective? Doctor Wang just gave Li Yunlong two injections, but it didn't work at all. I even suspect that he used fake medicine!"

"Political Commissar Zhao, you can't talk nonsense. This medicine is not expired. It is very precious. It is used for seriously injured soldiers. If the division commander hadn't approved it, Commander Li really wouldn't be able to use it!"

Lin Zhenhua ignored the suspicion of the two men, pried open Li Yunlong's teeth, held the bowl and poured the medicine directly into Li Yunlong's mouth, almost choking Li Yunlong to death. Wang Xuecheng quickly took the bowl and carefully fed the antidote into Li Yunlong's stomach.

As soon as the antidote entered Li Yunlong's body, the toxins in the laxative were quickly eliminated. The defecation lasted a long time, making Li Yunlong a little exhausted. He moved his fingers lightly, pointed at Lin Zhenhua's face and stammered, "You little bastard, you've ruined me, I..."

Li Yunlong's voice was too soft, so only he could hear it. Lin Zhenhua thought Li Yunlong was expressing his gratitude, so he patted his chest and said righteously, "Captain Li, you don't have to thank me. This is what I should do! I don't want to chat with you anymore. I'm a little sleepy. I'm going to go back to sleep first. See you tomorrow!"

Lin Zhenhua waved to the three men, but did not see Li Yunlong trying to raise his leg to kick him. However, he did not have any strength in his feet and only moved slightly!

Zhao Gang yawned and suggested, "Doctor Wang, Lin's medicine is really working. Let's pack up Captain Li and go back to rest!"

"Okay, I'm really tired tonight, I need to get some good sleep and go back tomorrow!"