I am a shooter

The sky of the doomsday land seemed to be splashed with a layer of ink that could never be washed off. Thick dark purple clouds were rolling, and a few strange green lightnings seeped out from time to time, illuminating the twisted dead trees on the ground.

There was a pungent smell of sulfur in the air, mixed with a strange smell similar to rotten eggs and sour kimchi. Every breath felt like filling my lungs with sandpaper.

The ground was bumpy and covered with bubbling black mud, making gurgling sounds from time to time, as if the land was burping.

Ning Shu sat down on a huge moss-covered rock. The moss was so slippery that she almost fell on her butt.

She held the introductory version of the cultivation method that shone with a faint golden light in her hand, and muttered with a pout:

"This crappy enlightenment technique looks like a doodle book of a kindergarten kid on Blue Star. What use is it?"

As he spoke, he picked up a piece of withered grass from the side and started chewing it.

But when she circulated her spiritual energy according to the instructions in the technique, her whole body froze instantly and the weeds fell to the ground with a "plop".

The spiritual energy that had been running rampant in the meridians like a drunk wild boar suddenly became well-behaved and flowed along a specific route, like a little duck that had found its way home.

All those cultivation problems that had previously made her scratch her head and rack her brains in vain were solved at once, as if someone had suddenly lit a 10,000-watt light bulb in her chaotic mind.

"Oh my god! What...what's going on?" She opened her eyes wide, her face full of shock;

"So that's how it is! I was wondering why I always felt like I was walking on a tightrope with my eyes blindfolded when I was practicing before. It turns out I just haven't found the right path!"

She slapped her head hard, grinning in annoyance. Shen Xuannv sat on the stone next to her with her legs crossed, holding a handful of glowing rainbow sunflower seeds in her hand, and was happily cracking them.

Every time a melon seed shell is spit out, it will turn into a small star in the air, twinkling and disappearing.

Hearing Ning Shu's words, she rolled her eyes and said like a little adult:

"That's for sure! Back then, there was no way to practice in this God-forsaken Land. These techniques were all discovered by everyone bit by bit, just like putting together a jigsaw puzzle, piece by piece. How could it not be amazing?"

Ning Shu swallowed and secretly rejoiced:

"Luckily, fortunately, my luck is simply amazing! If I had come a step later, I might still be wandering in circles in the maze of cultivation, fooled by those wrong techniques and lost my way!"

Thinking of this, she instantly became energetic, holding the secret manual tightly in both hands, with excitement flashing in her eyes:

"Sure enough, the old saying is right, the 'True Fragrance Law' will never go out of date! I used to look down on this enlightenment method, but now it seems to be the 'Martial Arts Secret Book' of the immortal world!"

She immediately adjusted her posture and began to practice in an orderly manner.

But things went wrong right from the start. The spiritual energy went in the wrong direction, causing her to sneeze uncontrollably, with saliva spurting everywhere.

After a while, because he used too much force, his face turned red, just like a hairy crab that had been steamed in a pressure cooker.

Shen Xuannv looked at her funny appearance and laughed so hard that the melon seeds in her hand fell to the ground:

"Hahahaha, this isn't cultivation at all, you're clearly performing a comedy skit!"

Just when Ning Shu was getting into the groove and practicing vigorously, a deafening roar suddenly came from the distance, as if ten thousand ancient beasts were roaring at the same time.

The sky suddenly became darker, and countless colorful strange lights intertwined together to form a huge vortex, like the big mouth of the universe, about to swallow the entire world.

It turned out that someone from the outside world was courting death and had launched a large-scale formation attack.

Shen Xuannu's face turned pale in an instant, and the melon seeds in her hand all fell to the ground. With a strange movement that was more flexible than a loach and faster than lightning, she dodged to the side in a flash.

Poor Ning Shu was completely defenseless, like a paper man hit by a high-speed train, and was directly pushed away by the attack with a "whoosh".

She kept rolling in the air, her hair was blown into a mess of grass by the wind, and her clothes were torn into tatters. She looked like a rag doll ravaged by the wind.

"Ah——" Her screams echoed in the land of doomsday.

When she finally landed, she was covered in dust and her mouth was filled with dirt:

"Pah, pah, pah... The smell of this dirt is even more disgusting than the most disgusting dark cuisine on Blue Star!"

She struggled to get up and brushed off the dust on her body. Her once pretty face was covered in dirt and her eyes were burning with anger.

"You lousy place, do you really think I'm easy to bully? I'll just try out the skills I just learned and show you what I can do!"

She took a deep breath, stood in a horse stance, clenched her fists at her waist, and put on a brave and fearless posture. Her eyes were so firm that they seemed to be able to pierce through steel.

As she breathed gently and inhaled while punching, a huge fist mark with a hint of lightning flew out instantly.

Wherever the fist passed, a deep gully was instantly blasted out on the ground. All the dead trees and stones were blown to pieces, leaving no grass behind.

She became more and more excited as the fight went on, her breathing became more and more rapid, and huge fist marks flew in all directions like cannonballs, with her as the center.

The dark red sky became darker and darker due to these fist marks. The whole space began to vibrate violently. Rocks rolled down from the mountain with a rumble. Black water in the mud gushed out wildly. The monsters in the distance were scared and fled in all directions.

Shen Xuannv stared at this crazy scene with her eyes wide open, and finally came to her senses and shouted:

"Stop, stop!" She appeared in front of Ning Shu as fast as she could and hugged her tightly.

"Hey! Are you trying to kill yourself?" Ning Shu was frightened and almost threw another punch.

Shen Xuannu's face flushed red, she hugged her tightly and stamped her feet anxiously:

"My dear aunt, is it not enough for me to call you aunt? If you keep fighting like this, this doomsday land will be torn down by you without leaving any slag! If this place is gone, where can I find such a good place to eat sunflower seeds? What will happen to my short life that I have managed to maintain with great difficulty!"

Ning Shu was stunned for a moment, then reacted, raised his eyebrows, and said with a wicked smile:

"That's easy. If you hang out with me, you can get sunflower seeds of all flavors! Chocolate, spicy, honey, whatever you want!"

Shen Xuannv circled around her twice, looking her up and down, her eyes full of suspicion:

"Follow you? Why do you think you can do that?"

"Hey, you don't know, I'm born with the 'monster-attracting physique'. Wherever I go, monsters follow me. You can be sure to find all kinds of strange 'melon seeds' ingredients on those monsters!"

Ning Shu patted his chest proudly.

Shen Xuannu's eyes lit up, and before Ning Shu could finish her words, she couldn't wait to shout:

"In that case, let's go! I can't wait to try those strange-flavored melon seeds!"

Ning Shu happily hugged Shen Xuannu's shoulders and laughed:

"Haha, I will have a god as my follower from now on! If I tell others about it, they will be envious! Think about it, the gods worshipped in the village before were clay statues, how could they be as cool as a living god like me!"

"Don't worry, let's take everything you need here."

The goddess Xuannv smiled cunningly.

"Hey, don't tell me, don't tell me, this is a good idea! Come on, let's go and do some cleanup!"

So, the two funny guys started to stroll around the Land of Doomsday excitedly like kids who had just been let into a candy store. With the guidance of Shen Xuannv, everything became easy and enjoyable.

They passed by a cave emitting a faint blue light. Shen Xuannv waved her hand, and the precious minerals inside flew automatically into Ning Shu's arms as if they were cast by magic.

Seeing a meadow full of exotic herbs, Shen Xuannv blew a whistle, and those herbs lined up in an orderly manner and obediently went into Ning Shu's backpack.

This is not a dangerous doomsday place at all, it's clearly a luxury supermarket where you can shop for free, or a "tyrant supermarket" where you can buy whatever you want!