I am a shooter

The foul miasma was like a giant overturned rotten water barrel, with green foam floating on it, surging endlessly in this doomsday land.

From time to time, strange blue sparks were mixed in the miasma, like countless pairs of eyes hidden in the darkness, flickering on and off.

The screams coming from afar were heard one after another, mixed with the "clinking" sounds of weapons colliding and the inhuman roars of monsters. These sounds intertwined together, as if the scene of slaughtering pigs in the vegetable market had suddenly been cast under a crazy spell, chaotic and terrifying.

Ning Shu was squatting beside a huge rock covered with moss. The moss was extremely lush and green, with water droplets hanging on it. It looked like the rock was wearing a moldy fleece coat.

She took a dry branch and drew circles on the ground out of boredom. Every time she drew, a handful of black dust was raised from the ground.

He muttered to himself, "Life is like opening a blind box. You never know whether a surprise or a shock will pop out in the next second. It's okay to have a sad face, and it's also okay to smile and act silly. It's better to choose a happy one!" As he said that, he deliberately made a face and stuck out his tongue.

When she looked up, she saw Shen Xuannv sitting on a higher rock with her legs crossed. Her two short legs, like lotus roots, were swaying back and forth, just like glutinous rice balls hanging on a tree branch, shaking with the swaying.

Shen Xuannv holds a handful of glowing melon seeds in her hand, and every time she cracks them, a crisp "crunch" sound is made. The magical thing is that the spitted out melon seed shells can form a heart shape in the air, and even make a faint "pop" sound.

Ning Shu's eyes lit up, and she jumped in front of her with a "whoosh". The wind brought by her skirt was like a small whirlwind, blowing the dust on the skull next to her into all directions. The skull's chin even started to "click".

"Little ancestor! Please give me some advice!" Ning Shu put his hands together and said expectantly, "How can I be like a rocket and soar into the sky - instantly increase my strength and still remain unscathed? I am still waiting to shock everyone with my super strength and make those who look down on me stunned!"

Without even raising her head, Shen Xuannu produced a handful of singing melon seeds, and hummed an off-tune tune while eating them. The melon seeds in her hands were shining with colorful light, and the song she sang was actually the most popular brainwashing song on Blue Star.

"Do you think cultivation is like ordering takeout? It's fast and safe, and it comes with a five-star review and cashback?" Shen Xuannv curled her lips. "If there was such a good thing, I would have become the number one master in the God Realm long ago. Why would I be eating melon seeds here?"

Ning Shu was so anxious that he kept circling around her, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and he kept muttering to himself, "Just tell me! Just reveal some inside information about the God Realm, and I promise not to tell anyone else! If I tell anyone, I will have to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets in the future!"

Her noise stunned the monks who were fighting not far away. One of the monks who was holding a magic weapon was so engrossed in the fight that he even forgot to put it down. As a result, he was scratched all over the face by the monster that suddenly pounced on him. Three bloody marks immediately appeared on his face. He looked as miserable as he could be.

Suddenly, three one-eyed monsters with wings flew over with a buzzing sound. Their bodies were covered with sticky purple tumors, their one eye emitted a greedy green light, and smelly saliva dripped from the corners of their mouths. Every drop of saliva that fell on the ground emitted white smoke with a "sizzling" sound and corroded the ground into small pits.

Shen Xuannv remained calm and composed. She casually threw out a melon seed, which instantly turned into a golden dart and nailed the monster to the tree with incredible precision. The monster was still struggling and flapping its wings, just like three ugly monsters hung up as kites.

Ning Shu took the opportunity to snatch Shen Xuannu's melon seed bag, put his hands on his waist, and said proudly: "I'll let you keep it a secret! I'll confiscate the melon seeds! Let's see how you can still act so arrogantly!"

Shen Xuannv rolled her eyes, waved her little hand, and grabbed a handful of glowing rainbow melon seeds out of thin air. Those melon seeds were still changing colors in the air, which was gorgeous and dazzling.

She smacked her lips in an exaggerated manner and said, "I won't give it to you. You little fool, you're so greedy! If you have the guts, snatch it away again!"

"How come you, a fairy from the divine world, are even more venomous than the keyboard warriors on Blue Star!" Ning Shu pinched her chubby face angrily;

"Hand over the cultivation secrets quickly. Maybe I am the legendary 'cheating player' who can cultivate to become a great god in a few minutes. Then I will make you look at me with new eyes!" Shen Xuannv suddenly came closer and wrinkled her little nose, like a little fox sniffing something:

"You look so greedy, just like the old ladies grabbing red envelopes at the village entrance. But..." She blinked slyly, with a hint of mischief in her eyes;

"If you go crazy and become bald, this fairy will be able to watch a good show! Maybe I can even design a unique bald hairstyle for you!"

The battlefield in the distance had turned into a pot of boiling hot porridge. The screams of the monks and the roars of the monsters shook the ground so much that even the stones under their feet had fine cracks.

The air was filled with a strong smell of blood, like a thick red gauze curtain.

But the two of them were still bickering, so Ning Shu simply hugged Shen Xuannu's thigh and began to pretend crying, with a long drawn-out cry:

"Sister, good sister, just teach me a few tricks. I promise that in the future I will give you the delicious food first, and think of you first when I have fun!" She looked like a little kid who was begging for candy.

Shen Xuannu was made dizzy by her and felt as if the world was spinning. She had no choice but to take out a few secret books that were shining with golden light.

The covers of these secret books are printed with all kinds of strange patterns, including dancing stars and a moon blowing bubbles.

One of the books had an inscription on its cover: "Divine Realm Kindergarten Introductory Training Manual." When you open the first page, the words on it glow brightly. It actually teaches you how to use spiritual energy to mold plasticine!

"Is this possible?!" Ning Shu's eyes widened, and his mouth opened so wide that an egg could fit in it.

"I thought it was some kind of peerless magic skill, but it turns out to be just playing with plasticine? This is too outrageous!" Shen Xuannv shrugged, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and stuffed them into her mouth, her cheeks puffed up like a hamster:

"Start with the basics, and once you can roast perfect melon seeds with your spiritual energy, then we can move on to other things. Who knows, once you've mastered it, you might even be able to develop spiritual energy skills that taste like melon seeds!"

She secretly glanced at the crowd fighting around her, and whispered, "At least I can keep you here, and have someone to keep me company..."

These words were blown by the wind and happened to reach Ning Shu's ears. The two looked at each other and suddenly rolled on the ground laughing. They couldn't straighten their backs while laughing, and scared away a group of skeleton birds that were gnawing on the corpse. The skeleton birds flapped their wings, making a "clicking" sound, as if they were protesting against being interrupted during their meal.