I am a shooter

The sky in the doomsday land was like an overturned ink bottle, with thick dark purple clouds surging, and strange green lightning seeping out from time to time, making the ground flicker.

The air was filled with a pungent smell of sulfur, mixed with a strange smell like rotten eggs mixed with sour porridge. Every breath felt like a ball of sandpaper was stuffed in my throat.

The ground was covered with bubbling black mud, which made gurgling sounds from time to time, as if the land was suffering from indigestion.

Ning Shu and Shen Xuannv's backpacks were stuffed bulging. There were a few strings of glowing minerals hanging on the hem of Ning Shu's skirt, swaying as she walked, just like the colorful lights in the Blue Star disco.

The goddess Shen Xuannv held a handful of beads that could change color in her hands, and each bead made a crackling sound, just like miniature fireworks.

"My dear, we have been walking for eight hundred years!" Ning Shu stepped into a mud pit that suddenly appeared. It took him a lot of effort to pull his foot out, but his shoe was still inside.

"If I keep going like this, I can open a travel agency here, specializing in 'One-Day Doomsday Maze Tours'!"

She waved her muddy feet, and the mud splashed all over Shen Xuannu's face.

Shen Xuannv wiped the mud off her face and rolled her eyes, which almost rolled to the back of her head: "Aren't we going in circles? If we don't go in circles, how can we reach the burial ground of ten thousand bones? That place is our 'lucky exit'!"

She deliberately drew out her tone, her little face full of a mysterious expression, her eyes round like two black grapes.

"The Burial Ground of Ten Thousand Boneyards? This name sounds scarier than the horror movies on Blue Star!"

Ning Shu shuddered, and the dead trees around her suddenly shook "rustling", as if to support her words;

“Could it be full of skeletons who can square dance?”

Shen Xuannv laughed out loud, and the beads in her hand exploded with a "pop". Ning Shu jumped three feet high in fear: "It's the place where many people are buried! But those bones may be more interesting than you, at least they won't keep asking questions!"

She stuck out her tongue and continued, "We're going there, of course, to find an exit! Otherwise, are we going to starve here? Or do you want to taste the air? Free refills!"

The two of them were bickering as they wandered around in the strange forest.

The trees in the strange forest all grew in strange shapes. Some of the tree trunks were covered with eye-like scars, and they would "wink" at them; some branches had sticky vines hanging down, dripping green mucus from time to time, and creating small pits on the ground that emitted black smoke.

Suddenly, Shen Xuannv seemed to have discovered a new world and rushed to a weed. The weed looked ordinary, no different from the surrounding weeds, except that its leaves had grown a little longer.

Ning Shu was just about to ask, "Are you hungry? Do you want to eat this grass as instant noodles?" when he saw Shen Xuannv pulling up the weeds. In an instant, a vortex flashing with a faint blue light appeared in front of him, making a buzzing sound, just like Blue Star's washing machine spinning frantically.

"Now! Charge!" Shen Xuannv shouted and rushed in like a small cannonball, and the beads on her skirt made a jingling sound.

Ning Shu didn't have time to think about it. He gritted his teeth and jumped in after him, muttering, "If this is a scam vortex, I have to ask it to return my money!"

When Ning Shu opened her eyes again, she felt dizzy.

When I looked closely, wow! Wasn't this the ocean of wordless steles that I had visited before? Thousands of wordless steles were neatly arranged like soldiers, and the grayish-white surfaces glowed coldly in the dim light. From time to time, a few dead leaves fell from the top of the steles, making a rustling sound, as if they were whispering.

Shen Xuannv looked at Ning Shu's eyes, which were as big as copper bells, and asked curiously, "With that expression on your face, have you been here before? Did you secretly open a branch here?"

Ning Shu nodded helplessly, secretly complaining in his heart: Not only have I been here, I also experienced a 'spiritual massage' here and got an amazing opportunity!

"You are such a fool! You've been here and still can't find the exit?" Shen Xuannv put her hands on her hips, her little face puffed up with anger, like a pufferfish. "With your brain, I'm afraid you won't even be able to find the supermarket exit on Blue Star!"

Ning Shu rolled his eyes and crossed his arms: "If you can talk, talk more. It's better to weld your mouth shut! If there is a welding service, I will be the first to sign you up!"

The two of them were arguing so loudly that the air around them was almost sparking. Suddenly, Shen Xuannv said seriously, "Don't talk, just listen to my instructions!" She pretended to be mysterious, but her childish voice, coupled with her chubby little face, made her look like she was just playing house.

Ning Shu followed behind like a confused little duck.

"Where are we going? To participate in the Stone Beauty Contest?"

"Do not talk nonsense!"

"Why did you stop suddenly? Are there any free melon seeds ahead?"

She almost bumped into Shen Xuan Nu, and saw Shen Xuan Nu pointing at an ordinary, wordless stele with a smug look on her face:

"Right here! This stone is the star of the stone world, it has the aura of a protagonist!"

Ning Shu squinted his eyes and looked for a long time, then scratched his head:

"What's the difference between this and other monuments? Isn't it just a piece of broken stone? Can it glow, sing, or perform magic?"

Shen Xuannu sighed in dismay:

"I take back what I said before. I'm afraid your talent is negative. You are alive today purely by luck! In my opinion, you used up all your luck in meeting such a great tour guide like me!"

"Hey! Who do you say has no talent? I am gifted, the best of the best! Besides, if I had that kind of luck, how could I have met a poisonous-tongued little ancestor like you!"

Ning Shu angrily put his hands on his waist and reached out to rub Shen Xuannu's face. The two quarreled fiercely again. In the end, the "battle" ended with Shen Xuannu's face being rubbed into two small meat buns. Her small meat buns were still puffed up with her breathing.

"Tell me quickly, what's so special about this stone? If you don't, I'll throw you into the mud next to it and let you have an intimate contact with the mud!" Ning Shu looked at Shen Xuannv eagerly.

Shen Xuan Nu turned her head away proudly: "Humph, I don't want to say it! Unless you praise me as the smartest, cutest, and most powerful Shen Xuan Nu in the universe!"

Ning Shu had no choice but to put on a pitiful look: "Good sister, I was wrong! You are the most shining goddess in the universe, brighter than the stars and warmer than the sun!"

"Okay, since you look pretty good." Shen Xuannv nodded with satisfaction, and then took Ning Shu around the stones to collect other stones.

Ning Shu held up a pile of stones that she thought were "similar" and complained, "Do they have to be exactly the same? My pile of stones is so perfect! It's the long-lost brother of the original stone! Look at this one, it's just a little bit fatter, it definitely doesn't affect its use!"

Shen Xuannv rolled her eyes and said, "If you want to get out, just obey me! Otherwise, the coordinates are wrong and we will fly directly into the mouth of the Piranha Plant for afternoon tea! Then, you can discuss with the Piranha Plant why it loves to eat fat people so much!"