The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

When Lou Yunsi came back from a walk in the pond in the back garden of the Fan Mansion, she could already smell the aroma of braised chicken feet. Luo Yun brought out the freshly braised chicken feet.

The reason why there were chicken feet in Lou Yunsi's villa started from yesterday.

Seeing that the meat had not been distributed to Madam Zhao Chunlei for a long time, Lou Yunsi asked Luo Yun to go to Madam Zhao Chunlei's villa to ask.

Luo Yun came to the villa of the eldest lady Zhao Chunlei and saw the maid Xiao Lan. He walked over with the maid, who was holding a chicken in her hand.

Luo Yun hurried forward and asked, "Xiao Lan, do you have any chickens? Our wife hasn't eaten meat for a long time, we also want to get a chicken!"

The maid Xiao Lan saw Luo Yun coming and said, "Luo Yun, this chicken is not for everyone to eat. It must be saved for Madam to nourish her body!"

Luo Yun said: "Our wife also needs to take care of herself!"

The maid Xiao Lan said: "Our lady is in charge of the distribution of items in the mansion, and she also has to pay respects to the old lady. The general often comes to the other courtyard to see our lady. Our lady has a lot of things to deal with every day, and she is very worried. The general also said that she needs to take good care of herself!"

The maid Xiao Lan continued, "Why does your wife need to take some supplements? Is she busy swatting flies? Or is she tired from walking around with nothing to do?"

The maid next to her heard it and covered her mouth and laughed!

Luo Yun thought: This maid is sharper than the second young lady. Look at how you are showing off. If our lady gets favored someday, you will be in trouble!

Luo Yun said calmly, "People always say that like master, like servant. Did you learn this from the eldest lady when you speak so aggressively?"

The maid Xiao Lan said, "Don't slander us in our Madam's villa, or you will be in trouble!"

Luo Yun said: "Then hurry up and give me a chicken, so that I can leave as soon as possible!"

The maid Xiao Lan said speechlessly: "There is no chicken, but there are chicken feet. If you want it, take it. If not, go back to your villa!"

Luo Yun said: "Okay, bring the chicken feet here quickly and I'll get out of here right away!"

The maid Xiao Lan thought: "You are like a beggar begging for food, asking for everything. If I had known, I would have said that there is only skin left, and see if you still want it. Forget it, I will pity you, a beggar maid!"

The maid Xiao Lan reluctantly asked someone to bring the chicken feet. After Luo Yun took them, he hurriedly left the eldest lady's villa, thinking: They really treated me like a beggar and sent me away!

After returning to the villa, Luo Yun reported to Lou Yunsi: "Madam, I originally wanted to ask you for a chicken to nourish your body, but that bad maid Xiao Lan left the chicken to her wife and only gave me some chicken feet and sent me away!"

When Lou Yunsi heard about chicken feet, she said happily, "Wow! Chicken feet are pretty good too. There's a restaurant near my home called One Claw World. The chicken feet there are very famous. You may not be able to get them even if you queue up all the way to France!"

Luo Yun said: "Madam, the store you mentioned seems to be very good. It also has some fruit. Can we eat it?"

Lou Yunsi smiled and said, "It's France, the name of a country!"

Luo Yun asked: "Is there such a country? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Lou Yunsi patted Luo Yun on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Yun, this world is huge. There are always people better than you, and there are always mountains better than you. There are so many things you haven't heard of!"

Luo Yun nodded and said, "Madam is right. How do we prepare the chicken feet?"

Lou Yunsi said: "I'll tell you a unique secret recipe, it will make your soul leave your body after eating it!"

Luo Yun said fearfully: "Madam, I don't want my soul to leave my body!"

Lou Yunsi laughed and said, "Haha! That's just a description. It won't really make your soul leave your body. If I knew such a secret, I could become a witch and make the First and Second Madam's souls leave their bodies directly, hahaha!"

Luo Yun touched his head and said, "Madam, you always say things that are incomprehensible and scary!"

Lou Yunsi continued to laugh and said, "Haha, sorry, sometimes I just get a little excited and can't control myself! Come, I'll tell you how to make the best claw in the world!"

So, Luo Yun stewed the food according to the method Lou Yunsi told him. The aroma was so fragrant that even Wangcai's dog nose could smell it and was attracted to it.

Wangcai looked at the chicken feet on the plate and asked, "Why do these chicken feet smell so good? They look delicious!"

Lou Yunsi asked Luo Yun: "Xiao Yun, did you leave some for Guards Fan, Li, and Xiao?"

Luo Yun said: "Don't worry, Madam, I have already kept it!"

Lou Yunsi praised Luo Yun and said, "Xiao Yun, you are so thoughtful. Let's taste the chicken feet first! Wangcai, try one first! Your saliva is almost flowing to the floor, wipe it quickly!"

Wangcai said with a silly smile: "Hehe, Madam, I have already smelled this fragrance in the house. I didn't expect it to be chicken feet, and it smells so good. Then I will try one for you first."

Wangcai ate while shouting: "This chicken feet is so delicious! Luo Yun, you are a great cook!"

Luo Yun waved his hand and said, "It's not that I'm a great cook, it's my wife who's great. This is her secret recipe."

Wangcai looked at Lou Yunsi with a light in his eyes and said, "Madam, you are amazing! What you research is always unexpected and surprising! Madam, you must be a fairy sent by the heavens! You can use magic to create all kinds of magical things!"

Lou Yunsi joked to herself: "If I were a fairy in heaven, I wouldn't stay in this deserted villa without any meat to eat!"

Luo Yun said, "Wangcai, what kind of metaphor is that? It's exaggerated. Our wife is even more powerful than a fairy, okay?"

Wangcai nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, yes, Madam is amazing!"

Lou Yunsi thought: I was defeated by these two simple-minded guys. Even cooking chicken feet can be praised to the sky. If I were to come to our world, I would fall into a nest of delicious food and be unable to extricate myself!

Lou Yunsi said: "You are the ones who are so sweet-mouthed, hurry up and eat, and start rapping: Yaoyaochekenao, give me a set of claws!" Lou Yunsi was waving her hands while reciting

Wangcai immediately asked, "Madam, what are you doing?"

Lou Yunsi replied: "This is a cultural exchange in the circle. If you think of something fun, you can also say it. Follow me and try it. It's fun!"

Luo Yun and Wangcai found it very interesting, so they started to learn it. Wangcai said, "The chicken is making a fuss, and its butt is sticking up!", while he stuck his butt up.

Luo Yun smiled and said, "Wangcai, what are you chanting? You look like a chicken's butt shaking, hahaha!"

Wangcai said: "Madam's plow and rake! Isn't that what Madam does? She recited and gestured at the same time."

Lou Yunsi laughed loudly and said, "It's rap, not a plow. What's the chicken butt shaking? You two are making me laugh like crazy!"

Wangcai said, "Madam, eat the paw and then go crazy!" After saying that, he stuffed the paw into his mouth, made a face, and shook his legs like a madman.

Lou Yunsi and Luo Yun burst into laughter instantly.

Lou Yunsi encouraged Luo Yun and said, "Xiao Yun, you should play too!"

Wangcai also said: "Yes, Xiaoyun, you see what I just said is very good!"

Luo Yun said, "Are you sure?" Wangcai nodded confidently.

Lou Yunsi said, "How about the three of us compete and see whoever speaks better gets to eat a chicken claw?"

Wangcai agreed, "Madam, yes, then I must have eaten the most chicken feet!"

Luo Yun thought it was quite interesting, so he decided to give it a try.

The three of them were sitting there in a circle, reciting and gesticulating, with bursts of laughter coming from time to time!