The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

The next day, the news that Xiao Zi, the maid of Second Madam Ma Xiahe, had offended the general and been slapped last night spread throughout the Fan Mansion.

Lou Yunsi, as usual, came to the back garden pond of Fan Mansion for a walk. Luo Yun was cooking delicious chicken feet according to the secret recipe she had researched, and she was not with her. At this time, she heard several maids and servants whispering in the distance. She hurriedly walked up to him and asked, "What are you gossiping about?"

The maids and servants were startled when they heard someone shouting behind them. One of the maids was Xiao Lan, the personal maid of the eldest lady. She turned around and saw that it was the sixth lady, Lou Yunsi. She stepped forward and said, "Sixth lady, didn't you hear what interesting thing happened last night?"

Lou Yunsi shook her head and said, "I went to bed early last night and didn't hear anything. What happened?"

The maid Xiao Lan said, "That's right, Sixth Madam, it's normal that you don't know. There are not many people in your courtyard, so you are slow to receive news."

Lou Yunsi thought: Damn it, I'm just curious about what you guys are gossiping about and want to join in the fun? You've even found an opportunity to tease me, it seems the Fan family has no shortage of green tea maids!

Lou Yunsi smiled and said, "The maids and servants in our other courtyard are very hardworking. You guys are not like me, chirping here early in the morning, chirping more cheerfully than the birds in the trees!"

The maid Xiao Lan immediately said, "Madam, please don't talk nonsense, we just happened to meet and chat for a few words!"

Lou Yunsi asked curiously, "So what are you guys talking about? I've asked you eight hundred times, but you haven't responded directly. Are you too tired this morning and a little slow?"

The maid Xiao Lan said, "Sixth Madam, you are so aggressive. Be careful if the general hears you. He will punish you like he punished Xiao Zi!"

Lou Yunsi seemed to have heard about the punishment of Xiao Zi, and thought she had heard it wrong, so she asked, "What did you say? You said to punish Xiao Zi like that? Did I hear it right? You are talking about Xiao Zi, the personal maid of my second sister?"

Another servant replied, "Yes, Sixth Madam, didn't you hear? Xiao Zi was slapped by the general last night. Her mouth was swollen and red. She knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, her screams were miserable!"

Lou Yunsi thought: It’s so effective. I said it yesterday and she really got a slap in the face. She deserved it. She was so arrogant and deserved to be punished!

Lou Yunsi said in surprise: "Really? Why did the general slap her? Isn't she the second sister's personal maid? The second sister doted on her so much, didn't she save her?"

A maid said, "I heard that the general came to the Second Madam's other courtyard for dinner last night. Xiao Zi said something wrong and was punished by the general with a slap in the face! The general's words are like military orders. Who dares to save her? The Second Madam can only watch from the sidelines."

Lou Yunsi thought: This general is really domineering. Fortunately, I have never had any contact with him. Otherwise, with the words I usually say to him that he can't understand, he would probably slap me and throw me out of the mansion!

The maid Xiao Lan said, "Don't tell Madam Six too much. If the general hears you, he will slap you again!"

Several servants and maids covered their faces, looking very scared.

One of the maids said, "We are just trying to tell Madam Six what happened. It has nothing to do with your wife. Why are you so anxious?"

The maid Xiao Lan glared at the maid and said, "Do you know why the general slapped Xiao Zi? It was because she was saying bad things about our wife at the time. Otherwise, why do you think the general was angry and punished her personal maid in front of the second wife? Doesn't this prove the status of our wife in his heart?"

A servant said, "Is this true? You were not there, how do you know that the general punished Xiao Zi for the sake of the eldest lady?"

The maid Xiao Lan said, "You were not at the scene, but you still knew what happened last night. So many servants and maids in the Second Madam's villa knew about it last night. Someone told them this morning, so they knew about it. In our mansion, the First Madam and the Second Madam are the most favored. If it's not because of our Madam, could it be because of the Sixth Madam?"

After saying this, the maid Xiao Lan laughed contemptuously, and the other servants and maids also laughed.

Lou Yunsi thought: This maid is really good at talking nonsense. She can even bring it up to me. If she doesn't bring me up, will there be no topic to talk about? She looks down on me and looks down on me!

Lou Yunsi said: "Maybe the general punished the maid Xiao Zi just for me!"

The maid Xiao Lan smiled and said, "Sixth Madam, as everyone knows, you and the general didn't even have your wedding night, and the general never went to your place, so how could he have done it for you?"

Lou Yunsi said, "You are not the general, how do you know that the general has never been to our place? There are only three people in our villa. I don't want to make it public when the general comes, so no one knows. The general often comes to my villa to enjoy tea, and sometimes he even asks me to feed him cakes! We are affectionate from time to time, but the general is very bad, sometimes he teases me, oh..."

Lou Yunsi said this while shyly covering her face.

Several servants and maids pricked up their ears and listened, all very curious to hear more details.

The maid Xiao Lan thought: This Sixth Madam is so neurotic, I don’t know whether what she said is true or not!

Lou Yunsi thought: Oh my god, I am a virgin after all, and if I were to make up such a plot, I would really want to dig a hole and jump into it. Fortunately, I don’t have to make up an S-level plot, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to jump into the pit. If I hadn’t been mad at that girl, I wouldn’t have known that my level of making up stories is also very good. Let’s see if you dare to laugh at me.

Lou Yunsi continued, "Our Luo Yun and Wang Cai are busy, and you are still sitting here like this, why don't you hurry up and get busy? The general told me that he hates people gossiping and talking nonsense after dinner. Wait until one of you is asked to have your lungs examined, and no one will save you even if you cry until the riverbank collapses!"

The servants and maids were all very confused when they heard what Lou Yunsi said. They couldn't understand what she said at all.

One of the servants said, "Sixth Madam, what do you mean? Why don't we understand?"

Lou Yunsi thought: If I tell you that I speak the language of another world, commonly known as Martian, you will think I am crazy. If I lay the groundwork before, everyone will think I am talking nonsense. Forget it, I am too lazy to bother with these ancient people!

Lou Yunsi said, "It means that you should go back and serve your wives quickly, otherwise the general will hear you and slap you!"

After hearing this, several servants and maids became frightened and quickly dispersed.

The maid Xiao Lan glanced at Lou Yunsi and thought: He speaks strangely, it’s better not to mess with such a person, otherwise you won’t know what happened if you get hurt later.

At this time, Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke were watching Lou Yunsi talking to several servants and maids, and happened to hear what Lou Yunsi had just said.

Fan Ziren raised his lips and smiled slightly, thinking: Lou Yunsi, I didn't expect you to be like this! It's quite interesting!

Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke wanted to laugh after hearing what Lou Yunsi said just now, but they held back because they were afraid that everyone would see them.

Li Shenning and Xiao Shenk also noticed the smile on Fan Ziren's face. Now, the general's smile was related to the Sixth Madam Lou Yunsi. Whenever the general saw her, he would always smile. Both of them thought that the general had fallen in love with the Sixth Madam.