The Domineering General and His Post-it Lady

Just as Lou Yunsi, Luo Yun and Wangcai were eating the delicious chicken feet, Fan Ziren came over with Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke.

Li Shenning smelled the scent of chicken feet, strode forward and said, "Madam, what are you eating? It smells so good! I can smell it from far away!"

Lou Yunsi saw Fan Ziren, Li Shenning, and Xiao Shenke coming over, and said to Luo Yun, "Xiao Yun, take out the chicken feet that you left for Guards Fan, Li, and Xiao!"

Lou Yunsi turned around and said to Li Shenning, "This is the braised chicken feet I recently researched. I told Luo Yun the method and she cooked it. It's especially delicious. Come sit down and try it!"

Xiao Shenke said, "Sixth Madam, there is a difference between the status of masters and servants. You asked us all to sit down and eat together. Aren't you afraid of being laughed at?"

Lou Yunsi said: "Guard Xiao, you are awesome! Your speaking time has improved again, keep it up!"

Xiao Shen felt a little embarrassed when he heard Lou Yunsi's sudden praise.

Lou Yunsi continued, "What's the difference between a master and a servant? Is one in heaven and one on earth? The Bodhisattva said that all living beings are equal. There are only two kinds of people who have different identities."

Li Shenning asked curiously: "Madam, which two types of people?"

Lou Yunsi said: "One is the person who has absolute power, such as the emperor, and the other is the person who thinks he is superior and looks down on others."

Fan Ziren thought that Lou Yunsi's explanation was quite unique. He had never heard of such a theory from others, but it was convincing enough. Who said that Lou Yunsi was a fool? She was more talented than many people. At least in Fan Ziren's eyes, she was special.

"Come and sit down and have a taste!" Lou Yunsi said as she motioned Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke to sit down.

When Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke were preparing to taste the food, they found that there were no chopsticks. Fan Ziren asked, "Madam, please ask Luo Yun to get us a few pairs of chopsticks!"

Lou Yunsi looked at Fan Ziren and said with a smile: "Haha, you don't need chopsticks to eat chicken feet. Are you military people still so particular? In our place, you roll up your sleeves and eat with your hands. It's really delicious, but you have to wash your hands first!"

Fan Ziren, Li Shenning and Xiao Shenke took a look and picked up the chicken feet and started biting into them.

Li Shenning couldn't help but exclaimed: "Madam, your chicken feet are so delicious! Why have I never eaten chicken feet like this before?"

Lou Yunsi said: "This is called the best claw in the world. It is the best-selling claw in our place. You have to queue up to the end to eat it!"

Li Shenning said in panic: "Ah, Madam, will my head explode after eating this? What is a sales champion?"

Lou Yunsi smiled and said, "Guardian Li, I'm not talking about eating chicken feet with broken heads. It's sold in one store, and everyone lines up to buy it. It takes a long time to buy it, and it's quite troublesome. It's similar to ordering broken heads. The sales champion is the best-selling food, and the first one is called the champion!"

Li Shenning breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh, so that's how it is. Your wife knows a lot!"

Xiao Shen Ke suddenly said, "Madam, you are not a fool as the rumors say!"

Lou Yunsi thought to herself: Guard Xiao, you are worthy of being me, your words are sharp and merciless.

Lou Yunsi smiled awkwardly and said, "Guard Xiao, are you praising me or stepping on me?"

Xiao Shenke quickly said, "It's a compliment!"

Li Shenning rushed to say: "Madam, you have to get used to what he says. He can already say a lot in front of you. I have never seen him speak in front of any woman!"

Xiao Shen lowered his head embarrassedly.

Lou Yunsi smiled and said, "Guard Xiao has a sharp tongue but a soft heart!"

Xiao Shenkuo looked at Lou Yunsi. Apart from the general and Li Shenning, Sixth Madam was the first one to say this. No one else had ever said that he had a sharp tongue but a soft heart.

Li Shenning praised: "Madam, you really understand! You figured this out!"

Fan Ziren looked at Lou Yunsi in front of him and his heart beat faster.

Seeing that everyone seemed to be thinking about something, Lou Yunsi thought that the previous topic was awkward, so she wanted to change the topic and said, "It's a nice day today, and people are in high spirits. You should eat more!"

Fan Ziren asked: "What good news is there today that is worth celebrating?"

Lou Yunsi said happily: "Haven't you heard? The second wife's personal maid offended the general last night and was punished by the general. She was slapped a few times, which was really satisfying!"

Fan Ziren thought to himself: I knew you would be happy, I have avenged you!

Fan Ziren pretended to be calm and said, "I heard about it, but what's there to be happy about?"

Luo Yun said, "Guard Fan, you don't know that the maid Xiao Zi always speaks with a sharp tongue and bullies our wife. She deserved to be punished by the general last night!"

Wangcai also said: "Yes, she is always flirting like a parrot, chirping all day long. The general has finally plucked her feathers and let her cry!"

Everyone laughed when they heard it.

Fan Ziren wanted to hint that he punished the maid Xiao Zi for Lou Yunsi, so he deliberately asked, "Then do you know who the general punished the maid Xiao Zi for?"

Luo Yun said: "I heard from everyone that it was because the maid Xiao Zi said something bad about the Madam, so the general wanted to punish her!"

Lou Yunsi also said: "I also heard from the maid Xiao Lan that it was because of the eldest lady. When she said that, she looked so proud that I was really impressed."

Luo Yun added: "Yes, and she said it couldn't be for our Madam. The favored maid is really flying to the sky!"

Lou Yunsi waved her hand at Luo Yun and said, "Xiao Yun, don't talk nonsense. If the general hears you, he will punish you with a few slaps!"

Fan Ziren stood up and said excitedly: "Who said it was for the Madam? She is talking nonsense!"

Fan Ziren thought: It was obviously for Lou Yunsi, how could it be someone else?

Wangcai saw Fan Ziren was so excited, and asked quickly: "Guard Fan, how do you know that the general was not doing this for the Madam? Could it be that you were hiding in the Madam's room at that time?"

Lou Yunsi glared at Wangcai and said, "Wangcai, you ate too many chicken feet and became stupid, right? Don't accuse Guard Fan of something, don't spread rumors that he has an affair with the Madam, and don't always cause trouble for me. I don't have any superpowers to protect you, so you should apologize to Guard Fan as soon as possible!"

Lou Yunsi turned around and said to Fan Ziren, "Guard Fan, don't listen to Wangcai's nonsense. He is just simple-minded. He always thinks about leaving the earth and wandering in space. Don't pay attention to him."

Wangcai quickly said to Guard Fan: "Guard Fan, please forgive me for being so nosy!"

Lou Yunsi thought: God, please save me! Master Wangcai, Guard Fan is the general's personal guard. If he says that he is hiding in the lady's room, isn't that saying that he is an adulterer? If Guard Fan takes it to heart, he will kill us.

Fan Ziren asked curiously, "Why are you talking so interestingly? What do you mean by flying away from the earth and walking in space?"

Lou Yunsi said: "Oh, my mind was empty and I had a series of fantasies. In short, I was just daydreaming."

Fan Ziren nodded and said, "I see!"

Fan Ziren was even more certain that Lou Yunsi in front of him was not a fool as everyone said. Although his words were sometimes a little strange, every word he said made sense and he was a cultured person.

Lou Yunsi heaved a sigh of relief when she saw that Guard Fan had no intention of blaming her. She thought to herself: Oh my God, I saved myself again.