The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 91: Crooked Neck Army
Because he didn't sleep well last night, Lin Mo's eyelids were almost glued shut when everyone was discussing national affairs.
Lord Li, who was standing next to her, couldn't help but cheer her on as she tried so hard to open her eyes.
Open it quickly! Open it quickly! Just a little harder! Come on!
Just when Lin Mo was about to do her best, her eyebrows drooped instantly and her eyelids still did not open.
Lord Li sighed when he saw this scene. He was still not working hard enough!
The officials next to them looked at Lin Mo and Lord Li with distorted facial features and were so speechless that they didn't know how to describe it.
It is common for Lord Xiaolin to doze off in the morning. Why are you, Lord Li, joining in the fun? If he exerts his facial features, you should follow suit.
Yes, when Lin Mowei opened her eyes and struggled desperately, Lord Li was also struggling as he watched her expression and facial features, and it seemed that he was still deeply involved in the story.
Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on top, was watching the officials arguing below while also paying attention to this side.
Looking at Lin Mo sleeping while standing, Emperor Xuande wanted to give her a thumbs up.
It's amazing! She used to fall down when she slept, but now she has actually trained herself to sleep standing up. It really is true that where there is a will there is a way!
Minister Lin and Lin Qi, who were standing not far away, looked at Lin Mo who was already fast asleep. They both sighed at the same time and turned their heads away at the same time, trying not to see anything.
Although there was no gossip this morning, everyone watched Lin Mo sleep.
It was also the first time for them to see a person sleeping standing up and yet being able to say so many different things.
Sometimes she stood with her head tilted, sometimes she stood with her head tilted to one side, and even when she was sleeping she tilted her head back with her mouth open, as if she was afraid that others wouldn't know that she was in a deep sleep.
Seeing how soundly she was sleeping, even the system was embarrassed to remind her.
When the court was leaving, Lin Qi carried the person away very naturally. Lin Mo just opened her eyes and took a look. When she saw that it was her brother who carried her away, she closed her eyes with relief.
[It’s finally time to leave the court! I feel like my legs are going to be numb from standing so much. Please go back and let me sleep. I’m so sleepy! ]
System: [You have slept for the whole morning and you are still sleepy. You don’t know how everyone looked at you just now. Everyone has been watching you sleep for the whole morning! I am too embarrassed to wake you up.]
Lin Mo frowned and asked the system in confusion: [I remember that I am sleeping standing up perfectly now, how could they find me sleeping? ]
The system chuckled twice, [Perfect as hell! You're walking with your arms akimbo, your hands on your hips, your head tilted back, and your mouth open. Everyone else is standing properly, but you're the most arrogant in the room!]
[I have never seen anyone sleeping standing up so arrogantly. I feel like you are just short of having a cigarette in your mouth.]
Lin Mo was awakened by the system's words. No way! She was sleeping soundly!
When she was carried onto the carriage, she was completely sober. Looking at her expressionless father and brother, Lin Mo swallowed and wanted to confirm something with them.
"Dad, big brother, was anyone able to find me sleeping during the court session? Was my posture wild?"
Lin Mo's voice was filled with guilt when she asked the question, which showed how insecure she was right now.
Minister Lin sneered twice, then took out a pen and paper from the small drawer next to the carriage and quickly drew the sleeping posture she had just been in.
Looking at the arrogant self on the paper, Lin Mo swallowed and was a little reluctant to recall the past.
"Lin Moer! I won't say anything if you say you're sleeping, but can you please be careful not to sleep so obviously? Fortunately, the emperor doesn't care about you and you're not that important. If he really gives you a position as an important official, how can you do it with this attitude!"
Minister Lin is now completely numb, mainly because he has encountered too many such things. He might have been angry at first, but now he can't even get angry.
Compared with the messy things this girl usually does, sleeping in the court is a small matter.
Lin Qi added, "Just now, the adults turned their heads while discussing state affairs. Everyone was staring at you, and you changed five or six postures under everyone's gaze, each one more exaggerated than the last."
"You maintained the pose Dad drew the longest. Fortunately, you didn't snore. Otherwise, it would be disgraceful for you to accompany others while they were discussing national affairs!"
The system couldn't help laughing when it heard Lin Qi's words, [Hehehe, your brother is right. I didn't expect your brother to be so funny, and his descriptions are quite vivid.]
This scene suddenly appeared in Lin Mo's mind. She bit her lip to suppress the smile on the corner of her mouth. She couldn't laugh. If she laughed at this time, she would get beaten.
She took a deep breath, immediately adjusted herself to admit her mistake, and then said with a look of remorse: "Dad! Big brother! I know I was wrong, I will never sleep so obviously again!"
Lin's father and son: ...Is this the point you're focusing on? The point is not to sleep in the court, okay?
In fact, the funniest thing is that some officials were very curious about how Lin Mo fell asleep while standing, and some even tried it themselves.
And there were quite a few people who went down to try it. Those who couldn't sleep completely standing just stood against the wall, just to give it a try.
Then the next day, a quarter of the officials came to court with their heads tilted.
The two crooked necks met, then smiled at each other and asked the same question: "Do you sleep standing up too?"
Facts have proved that not everyone can sleep standing up. These people all suffer from stiff necks. When sleeping standing up, the neck will tilt to one side without support, which will naturally cause stiff necks.
Lin Mo was also amazed when he saw so many crooked necks: [What's going on! Is this a new trend? Is crooked neck popular now? ]
The system answered her: [No, they were very curious about why you could sleep so soundly while standing, so they went back and tried it themselves, and then got a stiff neck.]
Lin Mo: ...
Emperor Xuande: ...
You are sick! Some things are not something that everyone can try!
Minister Lin and Lin Qi looked at the official who had a stiff neck beside them, and they didn't know how to describe the feeling in their hearts.
Why do I feel like there are more and more abnormal people nowadays! Why is it that no matter what this little bastard does, there are always people imitating him?
The third prince tilted his head and said in pain, "I will never sleep standing up again! I feel like my neck is going to break!"
Yes, he was also one of the people who slept standing up. God knew how painful he was last night. He slept for a short while leaning back, and then when he woke up when he was about to fall, he found that he had a stiff neck.
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