The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Everyone had a painful look on their faces when they attended court today. Looking at these people, Emperor Xuande frowned and then rearranged them.

Those with stiff neck on the left side stood in one line, and those with stiff neck on the right side stood in another line, and they were arranged neatly.

The officials who were forced to take sides below: ...You should stop having obsessive-compulsive disorder at this time!

Lin Mo stood by and laughed, "Tongzi, why do I feel like the emperor is playing chess, and these officials are the chess pieces. It looks quite fun."

System: [Your emperor still has a bit of obsessive compulsive disorder. ]

Halfway through the court session, an idea suddenly came to Lin Mo's mind.

She asked the system curiously: [How do those people with severe stiff necks drink water? Do they drink water by tilting their heads? Won’t the water flow down from the corners of their mouths?]

The more I thought about it, the more curious I felt, and I even felt a little eager to try something.

This question really stumped the system, as it had never thought about this surprising question.

[Wait a minute, I'll check it out. Once I check it out, I'll know how they drink water.]

All those who have stiff necks: ...You are sick! Why do you care about us drinking water? You must be digging melons every day!

It's no wonder that Emperor Xuande was curious about this question. He had suffered from stiff neck before, but it had never been this severe. Look at these people's necks, each of them is crooked.

After a while, the system found it and said with great surprise: [The question you are concerned about is indeed correct. General Liu is a rather unrestrained person. He likes to drink water in one gulp. When he drank water this morning, all the water flowed out from the corners of his mouth! ]

[You have no idea how funny that situation was. He kept tilting his neck, and the expression on his face was out of control due to the pain. He even leaked water when he drank it. This scared his wife so much that she thought he was paralyzed.]

Lin Mo: [Hehehe! It seems that my concern is not wrong. This is just another small melon.]

General Liu, who was standing aside with his head tilted, said: …

This morning, his wife was indeed quite frightened, and so was he himself.

He really thought he had hemiplegia, but later he found out that he had a stiff neck.

Everyone looked at General Liu with pity. Among everyone, General Liu's condition seemed to be the most serious.

This was also due to General Liu's desire to win. Everyone climbed onto the bed when they couldn't stand anymore after sleeping for a while, but he insisted on challenging Lin Mo.

He thought that as a military general, how could he be inferior to a little girl? A little girl could sleep standing up for such a long time. He had been practicing martial arts since he was a child and was invincible on the battlefield. If the little girl could do it, he could definitely do it too.

Then he persisted for a whole night, and when he got up in the morning, he successfully made himself "hemiplegic".

Lin Mo looked at these crooked necks and said with emotion and pride: [The fact proves that not everyone can learn me. I am a gifted person! Look at those people in Beijing who learn to ride pigs from me. Which one has better driving skills than me! ]

The system also echoed: [That’s right! ]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi were speechless. Is this something to be proud of? Why don't you have such a talent in serious matters?

At this morning court session, watching these crooked-necked ministers discussing state affairs in a serious manner, the corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched.

It was very funny but he couldn't laugh. After all, the other person was so serious. How could he, as an emperor, laugh at him?

Eunuch Li watched the muscles on Emperor Xuande's face twitching constantly, and the corners of his mouth wavering between rising and falling.

He looked at the two rows of crooked-necked officials below, then closed his eyes in unbearable pain.

It's really eye-catching! Since Lord Kobayashi came to court, the atmosphere in the court has changed, but the most surprising thing is that the efficiency has actually improved.

Everyone was enjoying the melons and making noises, but they didn't miss out on their important work at all.

(Officials: Of course not! If we finish our work early, we can find time to eat melons! This is called efficiency!)

But sometimes, even if Lin Mo and the system don’t go looking for the melons themselves, the melons will come to them on their own!

"It's obviously your son who seduced my daughter! Your son even climbed up the wall of my house to see my daughter. It's your son who doesn't understand you!"

The Minister of the Imperial Household and the Minister of the Imperial Household started arguing as soon as they left the palace. Judging from their red faces, it seemed that they had been holding a grudge for a long time.

Lin Mo was originally anxious to go home and sleep, but now he is no longer anxious.

She happily squeezed into the crowd and started watching.

The Imperial Household Department's Shaoqing was so angry that his face turned red: "My daughter is dignified, virtuous, beautiful and generous. Your son is not worthy of my daughter at all!"

The Shaoqing of Guanglu Temple said proudly: "It's not up to you to decide whether she is worthy or not. Anyway, your daughter also likes my son!"

Lin Mo: [Oh my, so it’s a matter between the children and their in-laws. ]

System: [Yes, they never got along, but they didn’t expect that the next generation would fall in love with each other, so they quarreled every few days during this period.]

Didn't get along with each other? Lin Mo smelled a big melon. What kind of hatred did these two have before that made them so at odds with each other?

[Tongzi, you said that the two of them didn't get along well, so what exactly happened that caused them to fall out? Tell me in detail! ]

The two people who were arguing suddenly shut up. It was over! They forgot that there was still a little devil who was still there. How could they quarrel in front of him? This little girl just wanted to make trouble in the world!

Other officials who were about to leave also quietly retreated.

The system accepted Lin Mo's request to eat melons. [Come on, let me tell you about the two of them. They are so funny!]

[They were playmates who grew up together and later became Jinshi in the same batch. They had a good relationship, but it broke down because of a woman.]

Lin Mo's interest immediately piqued. She loved emotional matters the most. [Love triangle? I love this the most!]

Everyone present also looked at the two protagonists. How come they had never heard that these two people liked the same woman? Could it be that they were too isolated from the news?

System: [Oh! Not really, but it was also a relationship between two men and one woman. The wife of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household Department was the junior sister of the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household Department. The Shaoqing of the Imperial Household Department was looking for a husband for his junior sister at the time, and he also asked the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household Department to help wait and see. As a result, the Shaoqing of the Imperial Household Department agreed to it verbally, but he actually stole the money and picked the cabbage of the other person right under his nose! ]

When this was mentioned, the Guanglu Temple Minister became furious.

The Shaoqing of Taipu Temple also had an embarrassed look on his face. Although this matter was a bit unethical, he felt that he did the right thing. After all, how can one control matters like feelings? Don't you agree?