The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 90 The Art of Systematic Narration
Looking at the way other people looked at him, Lin Mo suddenly felt like he was a big joke.
How could someone in this world brag about the widow visiting her grave at her birthday party? You wouldn't think she was stupid, would you?
Lin Mo swallowed his saliva and wailed in his heart and the system: [Ahhhh! What should I do? Why didn’t you remind me in advance! ]
The system replied innocently: [Why should I remind you? Isn't this very nice? You performed much better than yesterday. Don't you like to play suona at weddings and funerals here?]
Lin Mo yelled in frustration: [What the hell is this good? Look at the name of this song, does it fit my birthday party?]
The system moved its not-so-intelligent brainwaves, and then suddenly realized something, [Ah! It really doesn't seem to match. I was wondering why it sounds so strange. It sounds nice but it's a little strange. So it turns out that's where the strangeness comes from.]
Lin Mo: ...
Everyone:...
Lin Mo really felt like she was about to be tricked by the system. She glanced at the dazed audience, then smiled awkwardly and said, "Hahaha, I was just joking with you all just now. Hahaha, this joke is funny, isn't it?"
In the current atmosphere, whatever Lin Mo said seemed extremely awkward.
Everyone looked at each other and then laughed dryly together.
"So it was just a joke. That's really funny. Master Kobayashi is really humorous."
"Yes, yes. I was wondering why Master Kobayashi would play such a piece of music at his birthday party. It turns out it was just a joke."
"Mr. Xiaolin plays the suona really well, and Minister Lin is also very good at music theory. It's true that a good father will have a good daughter!"
Minister Lin: ...Please don’t involve me in this matter at this time!
Emperor Xuande always felt a little uncomfortable looking at these fawning officials, and he felt his teeth itching when watching this scene.
He whispered to the prince next to him: "Don't you think these people look particularly hateful? I think there is a word to describe them, flatterers!"
The faces of these people are exactly like those of treacherous ministers, and they often make slanderous statements, call a horse a zebra, and tell lies with their eyes open.
Crown Prince: ...Father, it seems a little wrong for you to say that. If they are flatterers, then what is the identity of Lin Mo, whom they fawn upon? The emperor?
The father and his sons were not together at first, but after everyone recognized them, they took the initiative to give up their seats for them.
This is the first time I have seen a royal family come with them to enjoy the melon.
The prince glanced at his father who had a serious expression, and then looked at the officials who were speaking nicely with fake smiles and embarrassment on their faces. He sighed helplessly.
"Father, you worry too much. Everyone is helping to cover up the lie."
Seeing these usually honest officials speaking sweet words, the prince felt so comfortable in his heart that he didn't know how to describe it.
Usually, he not only has to deal with state affairs, but also has to attend classes with the adults, so the prince has been criticized by those people many times. This is the first time he has seen those people like this.
The audience was really happy during this meal. They got to eat three big melons at once!
The most exciting part was contributed by Lord Kobayashi himself. He played such a tune at his own birthday party. In one word, it was amazing!
After seeing off all the guests, Lin Mo was locked up and interrogated by his own family.
Mrs. Lin slammed the table and said angrily: "Why are you playing the suona on such a happy day? And even if you are playing the suona, there should be some more festive songs! Listen to what you are playing!"
"You are a girl, but you are bragging about a widow visiting a grave! You think your reputation is too good, don't you? Do you know that you have no reputation at all now?"
Lin Mo lowered his head and whispered, "I know, everyone knows about this matter. Since you have no reputation anymore, you don't need to care too much about your reputation."
Lin Qi and Lin Ran who were standing next to them: ...Can you please shut up now? Do you really want to be beaten up on such a nice day?
If you blow this unlucky thing at a birthday party at someone else's house, you would be banished to the ancestral hall according to the family rules.
Fortunately, this happened at her own birthday party. If it was at someone else's birthday party, she would probably be beaten out on the spot, and the two families would become enemies.
After being scolded, Lin Mo immediately returned to his own yard.
[Alas, someone will definitely laugh at me when I go to court tomorrow. I don’t even want to go. What should I do?]
Lin Mo was lying on the bed, really worried to death.
System: [What's the big deal? People laugh at you, don't they? A lot of debts are better than nothing. Anyway, the last time your father took you running wildly on the street, everyone laughed at you. There are all kinds of things before and after. Anyway, this matter is not a big deal compared to other things, so just relax.]
Lin Mo was directly silenced by the system. Why did she feel that the system's words were weird?
The key is that it speaks very sincerely, and there is a hint of sharpness in its sincerity. Where did this system learn the art of speaking? This art is so hurtful!
Lin Mo covered his chest and said uncomfortably: [Just let me be quiet for a while. Sometimes you don’t have to say anything. You’re really not suitable for persuading others.]
The system didn't quite agree with Lin Mo's words. Why wasn't it suitable for persuading people? It had learned so many things and was already a cultured system. Why wasn't it suitable for persuading people!
Then it argued with Lin Mo about this issue for the whole night.
When Lin Mo woke up the next day, the two dark circles under his eyes were particularly conspicuous.
System: [Luckily I don’t need to sleep. Even though I argued with you all night, I am still full of energy. Your physical condition is not good.]
Lin Mo was so angry that he laughed at its words. The way the system spoke was really irritating sometimes.
On the way to court, everyone who passed by Lin Mo greeted her happily.
"Good morning, Master Kobayashi."
Lin Mo smiled dryly: "Morning."
"Master Xiaolin doesn't look too well. Did you not get enough rest last night?"
Lin Mo: "I had a good rest, but I had a little too much fun on my birthday yesterday."
System: [This is a birthday party like no other! Of course it’s fun! And the guests seem to be even happier!]
All officials present: Hahahaha! I am really happy! I ate so many melons yesterday, and my sleep quality at night is better.
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