The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo felt a little embarrassed to see the two pigs hanging out together, so he said to Dingba, "You can play here by yourself. I'll go back first. Come back to me when you're done."

The Rake poked his head out from his busy schedule and said, "Hmph."

The system was shocked by the reaction of the nail rake: [Hey! Look, this pig can actually understand you! ]

Lin Mo: [Hasn't it always understood? You need to tame the mechanism. Even pigs know how to lure the enemy with their bodies. I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a spirit one day.]

When I came here, I rode on a pig, and when I went back, I walked back.

Everyone was quite surprised when they saw Lin Mo walking out of the woods.

Minister Lin sensed something was wrong and asked, "What's wrong with you? Where's your pig? Didn't you ride in on the pig?"

Lin Mo said calmly, "Dingraker and a wild boar are making love, don't go over and disturb them."

Everyone: !!! What the hell! What the hell are you talking about!

System: [Alas, fortunately this taming mechanism is on the Rake. If you really tamed a horse, you would have to hunt the wild boars by yourself today.]

Lin Mo was also very thankful: [It seems that there is a divine will in all things! ]

The three perspectives of everyone present were somewhat shocked, and those three perspectives were being reshaped every day.

So after the man and the pig went in, they encountered a wild boar, and the rake took the initiative to sacrifice himself to the wild boar in order to save Lin Mo, right? That should be what it means!

This pig can carry people, kill enemies, and even sacrifice itself to save its owner. They are all a little envious of Lin Mo.

Maybe they wanted to see how the rake would come out, so everyone was waiting for the rake for the whole afternoon. Finally, when it was getting dark, the rake came out with a clattering sound, followed by a huge wild boar.

It seems that these two pigs are quite affectionate.

Emperor Xuande sighed and said, "Why do I feel that I understand this world less and less?"

Others: We don't understand either! Before Lady Xiaolin entered the court, the world was very normal. Since she came, the world has changed.

When we went to bed that night, we could still hear the crazy noises of the two pigs outside.

Everyone:...

You pigs should have some manners, okay? Why don't you find another place to go crazy? How can we sleep when there's so much noise?

System: [Tsk tsk tsk, these two pigs are really crazy, the sound they make is really amazing! ]

Lin Mo plugged his ears with cotton and said calmly, "It's normal. When dry wood meets fire, it will crackle. I want to know if the nail rake will get pregnant. If the nail rake gets pregnant, I won't be able to ride it. Do I have to find a new mount?"

This is the only thing Lin Mo is worried about now. She is quite satisfied with the rake. It is obedient and smart, and its personality is very similar to its owner!

System: [I don’t think so. But you have a wheelchair now. Let the Rake couple pull the wheelchair for you when the time comes.]

The next morning, everyone came out with dark circles under their eyes. The ladies were originally quite shy when they heard the sound at night, but after that night they became numb to it.

The Crown Princess sighed and said to Lin Mo earnestly, "Master Xiaolin, can you let your rake take the wild boar to another place tonight?"

Lin Mo took a bite of the apple and said incoherently: "I'll give it a try, but even if they are very passionate, they may not listen to me. If you can't sleep at night, just plug your ears with cotton."

The Second Prince's Consort: "It's no use blocking it. I blocked it all night last night."

The system suddenly thought of a solution: [I have a good idea, host, why don't you let them do the same? The pigs outside are hanging out like crazy, so they can hang out like crazy too, just see who makes the loudest noise! ​​]

[The pigs bothered them last night, so tonight they can bother the pigs! ]

The system really thinks it is extremely smart. It is simply the smartest system in the world!

The system's words silenced even the shameless Lin Mo.

Everyone who heard the system's words: ...

Why is your system becoming more and more unruly? What on earth have you learned during this period of time? Lin Mo, can you please take care of your system?

Lin Mo also asked the system seriously: [Are you serious about what you said? Do you really think so? ]

System: [Of course! I just searched for information, and the ones with the loudest voices among you are General Liu and General Cheng.]

Lin Mo suddenly smelled the scent of melon, but it seemed to be someone else's private melon, and it seemed a bit inappropriate to eat it like this.

(Everyone: It seems like you don’t eat enough honey melons.)

General Liu and General Cheng's faces have turned red, so this system wants them to compete with pigs in terms of vocalization in the middle of the night!

The system continued to say: [These two generals like to roar no matter what they do. We can really let them roar at the pigs tonight. I think they can win.]

Lin Mo suddenly wanted to hear how loud the two generals' voices were: [Now that you said that, I'm really a little curious, but this is a bit inappropriate, this is someone else's private matter. ]

The others were also curious but also felt embarrassed. They wanted to listen but couldn't get over it in their hearts.

Two generals: ...Take your gazes away!

System: [What's so private about this? They roar when they are happy and when they are angry. The two families living next door to them thought there was a wild beast in their yard and moved away overnight. Now no one lives next to the Liu and Cheng mansions because they were scared away.]

Lin Mo: ...What kind of humanoid monkeys are these! But they seem to have overflowing hormones!

The others were also speechless, and Emperor Xuande looked at the two men with a very strange look.

Ever since he was able to read Lin Mo's thoughts, Emperor Xuande also discovered that there were all kinds of people among his ministers.

He used to think that these pillars of the country were stable and reliable, but later he discovered that these pillars of the country were uncontrollable, had strange personalities, and behaved strangely. Now he can't believe that the country is supported by these people.

Today, these two generals are the most lively ones.

Many people joked and asked them to roar.

"Just roar. It won't hurt you to roar."

"That's right. When I went to your house before, I felt something was wrong. There were no neighbors on either side. It turned out that they were scared away by you. Do you also roar in the middle of the night? Isn't your wife afraid?"

"Or do you think a little roaring would spice things up, like those two pigs did last night?"

Two generals: ...Can you please shut up!