The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo was shocked by the news. Who on earth is this genius?

Is he unconscious and drunk or conscious? I just like this!

Lin Mo's curiosity immediately reached its peak: [Hurry up and tell me what's going on! Tell me in detail! ]

System: [This matter is related to the Minister of the Secretariat. ]

Everyone present felt as if their hearts were about to explode, and Emperor Xuande's hands were shaking.

He treasured his horse so much, he never expected that his horse would suffer such humiliation!

Yes, for Emperor Xuande, it was his horse that was wronged. He did not agree that his horse should be with that old Shupi, the Minister of the Central Secretariat! That old Shupi had a wife and children, and he was shameless enough to seduce his horse!

The system said slyly: [Last night, after you all went to bed, the Minister of the Central Secretariat sneaked out in the dark.]

Lin Mo took a deep breath: [He went out in the dark to the stable and raped the emperor's horse! ]

The way other people looked at the Secretary of the Central Secretariat suddenly changed. This person is really a weirdo!

The Secretary of the Central Secretariat was filled with shame: When did he rape the emperor's horse? How could he do such a thing? There must be something wrong with this system. Can't it explain this matter clearly?

The Minister of the Secretariat opened his mouth to defend himself, but after Doctor Zhao inserted a silver needle into him, he was unable to speak.

Doctor Zhao whispered in his ear: "It would be better for you to be honest, my Lord. You dared to defile the emperor's horse. This is a serious crime!"

Zhongshu Shilang: ...You are all sick! All of you are sick!

The system was a little surprised after hearing Lin Mo's words, and then said: [Is the Secretary of the Central Secretariat so exciting? A love story between a man and a horse! I didn't even know about this. I am not a qualified melon-eating system! ]

Lin Mo:? ? ?

other people:? ? ?

Didn’t you say that someone slept with the emperor’s horse?

Lin Mo finally understood that there was something wrong with the system's expression. What it wanted to say was probably different from what it said.

Lin Mo: [Hurry up and tell me what's going on! I can't understand what you are saying.]

The others nodded in agreement: Yes, yes, they also didn’t quite understand what it meant.

System: [What I mean is that the Minister of the Central Secretariat took his own horse to have sex with your Majesty's horse in the dark of night. He thought the emperor's horse was of good quality, and then he had an idea.]

Lin Mo: ...Can't you just speak complete sentences? You made me excited for nothing!

Others: ...We were so excited for nothing. We thought it was some forbidden love.

However, everyone still looked at the Secretary of the Central Secretariat with the same strange look.

The Minister is very brave. He even dared to secretly breed the emperor's horse. I didn't expect that the Minister has such a skill.

The Secretary of the Central Secretariat had a look of despair on his face: From now on, I understand clearly!

He really just thinks that His Majesty's horses are of good breed. Although he has his own little thoughts, he is not so perverted!

Lin Mo really felt that this system was becoming more and more like a mentally retarded system.

[Tongzi, I think you still need to study the art of language. Your words are too easy to be misunderstood.]

The system was a little puzzled: [I think what I said was pretty good, my language system is very complete, wasn’t my description clear just now? Isn’t this a melon? ]

Lin Mo and others: ...This is indeed a melon, and it is indeed a huge melon, but when it comes out of your mouth, the melon becomes incredibly big, and the truth of the matter turns out not to be what we thought.

After sighing for a while, Lin Mo rode his big white pig to go hunting under the command of the system, leaving the others speechless.

Doctor Zhao quickly unblocked the acupuncture points of the Minister of the Secretariat. "Mr. Minister, are you okay? This is not my fault. If you want to blame someone, blame the inaccurate description of the system."

Secretary of the Central Secretariat: ...

Emperor Xuande glanced at the Secretary of State, thought about his horse, and asked seriously, "Do you really have no improper thoughts about my horse? Are you just breeding it?"

After Lin Mo's stimulation again and again, the emperor's ideas are now different, and he can accept more and more things.

If even the system can exist, then there must be monsters in this world. Maybe his horse can really cultivate into a human form, and maybe the Secretary of the Central Secretariat wants to have a human-demon love affair.

Everyone looked at the emperor with shock in their eyes. Minister Lin now seriously suspected that the emperor was influenced by his own bastard little daughter.

The Secretary of the Central Secretariat fell to his knees and said in shame and indignation: "Your Majesty! Although I have selfish motives, they are not that kind of selfish! I just want to breed the horse. I have a wife and children, and I can't possibly be interested in a horse!"

Seeing the look on the Secretary's face, the Emperor felt a little embarrassed: Tsk, he thought he could witness a great love story, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

There was also a hint of surprise in the eyes of the Crown Prince and the two princes when they looked at their father.

The prince said to his two younger brothers with a bit of disbelief: "Don't you think that father is becoming more and more receptive now?"

The Third Prince: "That's right, but don't you think our ability to accept it has also improved? Even when Lord Kobayashi's rake turned into a human that day, I was able to accept it a little bit."

The second prince nodded and agreed, "Yes, but I hope that if the rake is to be transformed into a human form, it will not be transformed in my image. I have no objection to anything else."

Minister Lin, who heard their conversation nearby, said: ...I think you are really crazy! All of you are crazy!

It was also a crime to breed the emperor's horses privately, but the emperor forgave him when he saw that the Secretary of the Central Secretariat had almost suffered such a great injustice, and even asked professionals to help him breed.

I don’t know if this can be considered a blessing in disguise, but I think it should be.

At this moment, our Lord Kobayashi is riding a pig and galloping in the woods.

The system shouted excitedly: [Over there! There are pheasants over there! ]

[Right, right, there is a wild boar on the right! ]

Lin Mo:!!! What did you say!

Before Lin Mo could react, he heard a thump thump thump sound, like the sound of a wild beast running towards him.

Lin Mo and Ding Pa were both silent for a while, then Lin Mo slapped Ding Pa on the butt: "Ding Pa, run!"

The rake turned around and ran, but his movements were still too slow and the wild boar soon caught up with him.

System: [Don't worry, this wild boar is in estrus. I will now turn your protection mechanism to the maximum! It will definitely not be able to hurt you!]

Lin Mo nodded solemnly but was still a little nervous.

But the next second, Lin Mo was no longer nervous. Looking at the two pigs playing together in front of him, Lin Mo felt a little complicated.

"Tongzi, am I a bit like a light bulb standing here now?"

The system was silent for a few seconds and then said: [It seems so. The wild boar is male and your pig is female. Your pig actually seduced the wild boar. Amazing!]