The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 59 Big news! The emperor's horse was fucked!
Lin Mo looked at the Second Prince and saw that he didn't move. She sighed in disappointment and said, "Dingba, why are you so lazy?"
The second prince was sober now. He got up from the ground and said speechlessly, "Please look carefully at who I am. Your rake is lying over there."
He was still a little dizzy at first, but after being stimulated by this devil, he suddenly became clear-headed.
Lin Mo was surprised to see the Second Prince standing up, "Oh my God! The pig has become a spirit!"
The people around were almost laughing like crazy. What the hell, the pig has turned into a spirit. You have to treat this person as a pig, and you have to treat the pig next to you as a human.
The system said earnestly: [Little Ancestor, please wake up a little, this is not a pig, this is the Second Prince! ]
Lin Mo: [How could this be the Second Prince! Isn't the Second Prince lying there? ]
The pig lying next to him: Hmm.
System: [Little ancestor, you are drunk. You should stop drinking in the future. You are really terrible after drinking.]
Others had the same idea. This guy's lethality increased sharply after drinking. He was crazy enough at normal times, and he became even crazier after drinking.
Minister Lin came over and took Lin Mo aside: "Alright, alright, stop playing tricks here, go back and have some sleep, you'll be fine when you wake up."
Lin Mo stared at his father, and then suddenly burst into a surprised smile: "Erlang Shen! Are you Erlang Shen? My father is actually Erlang Shen!"
Minister Lin: ...
"Erlang Shen is telling you to go to bed now, so go back and sleep!"
Minister Lin had already given up and didn't want to say any more to her, so he decided to send her away first.
The farce ended just like that, but everyone who watched it was very happy, except that Prince Xin lost a wheelchair.
Emperor Xuande coughed lightly and looked at his brother and said, "Since your wheelchair has been taken away, I'll give you the other one. I don't know what that girl is thinking. Don't insist on having your old one when you can have a new one."
Prince Xin was silent for a moment, then said, "Maybe she was attracted by my wheelchair at first, and after getting drunk she couldn't think too much, so she just took it away."
Lin Mo slept for the rest of the day.
It was so lively with everyone hunting and barbecuing outside, but it always felt like something was missing.
The prince said as he grilled something for the princess: "It's really boring when Lady Xiaolin is not here. Even if I don't eat the melon, I feel happy just watching her riding the big white pig."
The Crown Princess also sighed and said, "Who said it wasn't true? Usually, Lady Xiaolin doesn't go out to play with other ladies, so it's hard for us to see her. Now that we finally have a chance, it's really a waste of time to spend with her."
Everyone felt the same way. Although the atmosphere was still lively and happy, they always felt like something was missing.
It was not until the evening when everyone was getting ready to go to bed that Lin Mo woke up from her bed. She woke up when everyone else was going to sleep.
System: [My little ancestor! You finally woke up. Do you still remember what happened? ]
Lin Mo buried his head in the quilt and replied a little depressed: [Of course I remember, I don’t lose my memory when I’m drunk, why wouldn’t I lose my memory, so embarrassing! ]
The system said with a bit of gloating: [Everything else is fine, but I don’t understand why you want to steal someone else’s wheelchair, when there is a better wheelchair next to it.]
Snatching someone's wheelchair from under their butt is the most immoral thing on your part.
Lin Mo glanced at the wheelchair beside the bed, sighed and said: [Maybe it’s because this is the one I fell in love with at first sight. I fell in love with it at first sight.]
System: ...God damn it, one glance that lasts for a thousand years. Don’t think I don’t know how you got here. Didn’t you also spend a thousand years at a glance when you traveled to this world?
Originally, Lin Mo wanted to rest for a while and continue sleeping, but he couldn't fall asleep because he slept too much today.
She opened her eyes and looked at it helplessly and said: [What should I do? I can't sleep, and I'm a little hungry. ]
The system thought for a moment and said, "Then let's go out and find something to eat. The fire outside hasn't been extinguished yet, and some of them haven't finished eating the prey they hunted."
Lin Mo left without hesitation and went to eat other people's leftovers.
Seeing Lin Mo running out, the patrolling guards didn't even raise their eyes, as if they didn't see her.
Lin Mo grilled a piece of barbecue by himself, and then started telling ghost stories to the system.
[This atmosphere is perfect for telling ghost stories. Let me tell you the story of an embroidered shoe! ]
The system's interest was immediately aroused, as it had never heard of a ghost story before.
Lin Mo renders his voice to be particularly low and terrifying, which absolutely makes people feel involved.
Several people in nearby tents who were still awake said:...You are sick. Why are you still awake in the middle of the night and telling ghost stories?
The expressions on the faces of the patrolling guards were also a little frustrated. If they had known earlier, they would have switched shifts with others today. What a sin!
System: [Ahhhh! Embroidered shoes are so scary! The shoes you wear are all embroidered shoes! ]
Lin Mo: [But we are not wearing red embroidered shoes. ]
The girls with red embroidered shoes in the nearby tents: ...They will throw away the shoes when they go back!
After they finished telling the ghost stories, the two of them patted their butts and went back, leaving the people in those tents terrified, and the patrolling guards wanted to curse in their hearts.
This Xiaolin lady must have done this on purpose! It seems like they have never offended her before!
That night, those who heard the ghost story did not close their eyes. Especially the shadowy shadows cast by the firelight above the tent, they looked like ghosts.
Lin Mo slept quite comfortably in the second half of the night, and was full of energy when she woke up the next day, which was in stark contrast to those who were scared by her.
After Emperor Xuande woke up in the morning, he also learned what happened last night.
This girl is really something. She always makes things difficult for others before going to bed. Fortunately, he went to bed early yesterday.
Just when Lin Mo was eating breakfast peacefully, a big news suddenly broke out in the system.
[Super invincible huge melon! The emperor's horse was fucked by someone else! ]
The coughing sounds came one after another, and many people suspected that they had heard it wrong.
The emperor's horse was taken away by someone. What kind of hero could do such a thing, not even sparing animals!
Emperor Xuande was also confused: This couldn't be what he imagined, there was such a "talent" among his ministers!
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