The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Not long after the game started, everyone pretended to be dizzy and drunk and left the field.

Lin Mo looked at the dizzy appearance of those people, and said to the system proudly: [I said my alcohol tolerance is not the worst! Compared with them, my alcohol tolerance is very good! ]

System: [Indeed, but the few people who can drink well didn't come to participate. I guess they are not interested in your wheelchair.]

The system is right. They are really not interested in this wheelchair. Who would like to sit in a wheelchair every day? It's so unlucky.

"Second Prince, come! Let's have a good competition!"

Lin Mo directly filled his own cup and said proudly: "Let's drink it in one gulp!"

The Second Prince's desire to win also came up. He didn't believe that his drinking capacity was not as good as Lin Mo's!

"Come on! Drink if you want, who's afraid of you?"

The others looked at the two of them with sharp eyes, and the expressions on their faces were even more excited than them.

The system is still constantly cheering for its host.

After drinking a large cup, both of their faces turned red, but the second prince's was better.

Emperor Xuande was really excited when he saw these two people drinking cup after cup and finally filling the jar.

"Guess who can drink more! I think the second one can drink more than Lin Mo."

Minister Lin glanced at his heroic and unrestrained daughter, and then said calmly: "Mo'er can drink quite well. She just behaves a little strangely after getting drunk, but she is not drunk."

Everyone: What the hell? The behavior is a little weird?

Why does this sound so strange?

But they soon understood why Minister Lin said that Lin Mo's actions would be strange after getting drunk.

Seeing Lin Mo walking with S-shaped steps and a confident look on his face, everyone dispelled their doubts.

This guy must be the reincarnation of a snake spirit! He hasn't fallen down even after walking like this! He really has some skills!

"Hahahaha, you can't take it anymore! Let me tell you, Master Xiaolin's alcohol tolerance is not exaggerated!"

People who don’t know might think that she was exaggerating to the second prince.

But in fact, she was bragging to her pig with confidence, and it was obvious that she treated the pig as the second prince.

The system couldn't help but remind him: [Host, turn around a little, you are not facing the Second Prince, you are facing the Rake! ]

Minister Lin sighed. His heart was numb now. Perhaps it was because he had experienced so much.

The others were smiling happily with their big teeth showing, it was so funny. They thought they had discovered a characteristic of Lord Kobayashi, that when Lord Kobayashi was drunk, he couldn't tell the difference between humans and animals!

It really is like there is no difference between humans and animals in the literal sense.

Lin Mo didn't believe that she had seen it wrong. The Second Prince was clearly standing in front of her.

"Second Prince, how come you have become so short all of a sudden? Do you shrink when you drink?"

The second prince responded from behind her: "You shrunk because you drank. I'm tall and mighty, I'm the best!"

The prince couldn't bear to look at his second brother's silly look. Why did he insist on fighting for victory? It's embarrassing in front of so many people!

Lin Mo heard a sound coming from behind him, and with a snap, he kicked the Second Prince like a dragon, and the Second Prince fell to the ground with a dazed look on his face.

The others were also stunned by her move. What was she doing? Why did she suddenly start fighting?

The system also asked cautiously: [What happened? Why did you hit someone? ]

Lin Mo patted the non-existent dust on his shoulder handsomely, and then said confidently: "In this deep forest, if someone talks behind you, you must not turn around, you must remember this!"

Everyone: ...Where have you put yourself again?

system:……

Even though he was so drunk, Lin Mo did not forget his wheelchair.

She stumbled and climbed onto the stands, but it seemed that she was not walking to the stand where the prizes were placed, but to the stand for the audience.

Everyone watched her stagger to the front of Prince Xin, and then she said politely, "Excuse me, could you please stand up for a moment?"

Prince Xin nodded in confusion, and Princess Xin beside him helped Prince Xin up. Although she didn't understand why Lin Mo asked them to stand up, she probably had her reasons for saying so.

As a result, the next second, when the other person stood up, she snatched the wheelchair and ran away, then let out a burst of crazy laughter.

"Hahahaha! From today on, I'm also a wheelchair user!"

Everyone was so stunned when they saw this scene that their jaws almost dropped.

The system was also shocked by this scene, and it shouted frantically: [Ancestor! You took the wrong wheelchair! Your wheelchair is not this one! You stole someone else's wheelchair! ]

It said why this ancestor was so polite at this moment. After getting drunk, this ancestor basically didn't know what politeness was. It didn't expect that she was so polite because she wanted to steal someone else's wheelchair.

Absolutely!

Minister Lin used his sleeves to cover his face, leaving only the "eye of heaven" on his forehead: How embarrassing! How embarrassing!

At this moment, Prince Xin and his wife looked dazed, and their expressions were exactly the same.

What on earth happened just now? How could the wheelchair be taken away!

Prince Xin is now able to stand on his feet and even take a few steps with the help of something, so it’s okay for him to stand for a while.

Emperor Xuande had seen the world and had seen people go crazy after drinking, but he had never seen anyone as crazy as this.

But soon he saw an even crazier scene.

Lin Mo took out a rope from somewhere, tied a knot in it, and threw it directly over the second prince's head. The other end of the rope was fixed to the wheelchair, and she herself sat on it.

"Rake! Hurry up and run! Let me enjoy the feeling of galloping!"

The rake lying next to him: "Huh???"

The trapped Second Prince: ...

"Hahahahahaha!" A huge burst of laughter was heard.

If anyone else did such a thing it would definitely be an insult to the royal family, but if Lin Mo did such a thing then the nature would be different. After all, our Lord Xiao Lin could do anything.

The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched continuously. He wanted to laugh, but then he remembered that it was his son who was treated as a pig, and he couldn't laugh anymore.

If his son is a pig then what is he.

The entire system was speechless. I didn't expect that he would be even more terrifying after getting drunk this time.

[Oh my god! You should drink less in the future! You treat people like pigs and pigs like people. When you are drunk, are your eyes also drunk? ]

Lin Mo: "I'm not drunk! Why are you still lying on the ground, Rake? Hurry up and run!"

The second prince, who was beaten to the ground by her and then tied around the neck with a rope, said: …