The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 57: The 2nd prince got drunk and dressed in women's clothes and was chased away. He wen
When it comes to eating melons, the system is more enthusiastic than anyone else, after all, it is collecting energy for itself.
The system scanned the people nearby and then let out a harsh laugh: [Hahaha, today there's gossip about the crown prince and the two princes! They didn't sleep last night and hung out together!]
Lin Mo: [Oh my gosh! Brother, we’re going to go to the orthopedics department!]
Everyone took a deep breath. How could this be said? And the three princes have already married!
The three princesses' eyes immediately turned to those three people.
Emperor Xuande was so frightened by the system's words that his eyes rolled back. If it weren't for the injection from Imperial Doctor Zhao, he would have probably fainted on the spot.
How could this happen! How could his three sons get together?
The three people involved stared with their eyes wide open, their faces a little dull, and their inner emotions were extremely terrified: What nonsense are you talking about, system! What do you mean the three of us were together yesterday! Explain it to me carefully!
Lin Mo was really curious now, and quickly urged the system to explain the whole story.
System: [Oh, what brother orthopedics? You think too much. All three of them love their wives very much. It was just that the Second Prince was driven out by the Second Prince's wife yesterday and went to his brothers to cry.]
Second Prince: ...Why is it me again? Does your system have a problem with me?
The Second Prince's wife blushed. How come the system knew all this?
Lin Mo was immediately interested: [Why was he kicked out? Was it because his skills were poor? ]
An unspeakable smile appeared on everyone's face.
Emperor Xuande was almost frightened to death by this sudden shock. Fortunately, it was only his second son who had poor skills, not all three sons.
If these three sons really got together, he would really be letting down his ancestors!
(The Second Prince: Father, do you think you are being polite? What do you mean by "It's OK, it's just my poor skills!")
The system smiled obscenely and said: [Actually, it’s not a matter of poor skills. It’s that the Second Prince insisted on wearing the Second Prince’s Consort’s clothes. He got drunk last night and took a fancy to a set of clothes worn by the Second Prince’s Consort, and he forcibly put the clothes on himself.]
[After putting it on, he not only said nothing, but also insisted that the Second Princess praise him for his beauty. The Second Princess coaxed him at first, but later the Second Prince became more and more excessive. He was no longer satisfied with the Second Princess praising him alone, and he wanted to wear this dress and go out for others to see.]
When Lin Mo heard that laughter, she could hardly maintain the expression on her face. She was almost laughing like crazy inside.
The others were also shaking all over from holding their breath, and those who didn’t know would have thought they had Parkinson’s disease.
[Hahahaha, I really want to see the second prince wearing women's clothes. ]
Others also nodded in their hearts, yes, yes!
Even Emperor Xuande secretly glanced at his second son. Well, he's pretty good-looking and he should look good in women's clothes.
Eunuch Li, who noticed Emperor Xuande's expression, said: ...Your Majesty, you almost fainted from fright just now. You quickly got into the state of eating melons, and you are eating your own son's melon.
The system continued: [The Second Prince's wife definitely couldn't let him go out wearing women's clothes, so she forcibly stripped him of his clothes, put on his own clothes, and then kicked him out.]
[After being driven out, the second prince turned around and cried to find his eldest brother and third brother, then hugged his eldest brother and third brother and cried all night. ]
The Crown Prince and the Third Prince: Who understands our suffering? We were sleeping peacefully with our wives, but this man knocked on the door in the middle of the night, crying. Isn’t this scary?
The second prince wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it. How embarrassing! It was all because of yesterday's wine. Why was the wine so strong yesterday?
Everyone present lowered their heads or pretended to speak, but without exception, the muscles on everyone's faces were twitching.
After such a long period of training, their ability to hold back laughter is now very strong and is still being strengthened.
After Lin Mo finished laughing, he said with emotion: [Why do I feel that the Second Prince's alcohol tolerance is worse than mine? ]
As soon as she said this, everyone present looked at her with complicated eyes, especially Minister Lin.
Even the third eye on Minister Lin's forehead showed shock.
My dear little ancestor, are you serious about this? Do you really think that you can drink more than the second prince?
The second prince was also very unconvinced. Although his alcohol tolerance was not very good, it was definitely not that bad!
The system was shocked by Lin Mo's words: [Are you serious? Do you really think you can drink better than the second prince? ]
Who was the one who fell down from the roof while dancing when drunk for the first time? Who was the one who wanted to ride on someone else's son when drunk for the second time? Who was the one who wanted to ride on his own old father when drunk for the third time? Have you forgotten all these?
At this moment, an absurd idea suddenly came to Emperor Xuande's mind.
Otherwise, the second son and Lin Mo should compete in drinking to see who is crazier!
It has to be said that Emperor Xuande’s idea was really too dangerous.
When Minister Lin learned of Emperor Xuande's idea, he looked at him in shock and said, "Your Majesty, please think twice!"
Emperor Xuande: "I don't want to think about it anymore. I just want to see how ridiculous they can be. My dear, don't worry too much. I handed over my son with confidence, so you can hand over your daughter with confidence!"
Minister Lin: ...Is this a question of whether or not to be at ease? This is a question that could cost someone’s life!
A drinking competition was held that afternoon. Everyone could participate, but everyone knew who the competition was for.
In order to attract Lin Mo to participate, the prize for the winner of this conference turned out to be the luxurious big wheelchair that Lin Mo had been longing for, which was the one he had seized from the bandits last time.
Looking at the particularly conspicuous large wheelchair on the platform, everyone's emotions were very complicated. Your Majesty, this is too obvious!
But when did you bring this wheelchair?
Lin Mo's eyes lit up as he looked at the big wheelchair: [I want to participate, I want to participate! I want that wheelchair! This wheelchair is really as luxurious as you said! ]
This wheelchair is even more luxurious than Prince Xin’s, and it has beautiful carvings on it!
The system also likes the wheelchair very much: [Join! Come on, host! ]
A smug smile appeared on Emperor Xuande's face, he knew that he could grasp the girl's psychology.
Minister Lin sighed and shook his head. He no longer wanted to face it. He simply couldn't imagine how crazy the girl would get in the future.
The other participants this time were just for show, and everyone's attention was on the Second Prince and Lin Mo.
The second prince came to participate in order to prove that he could drink better than Lin Mo, while Lin Mo came here purely for the wheelchair.
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