The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Mrs. Lin, who was at home at the moment, needed to stamp something with a seal, but when she opened the box, she saw a rotten radish inside.

Mrs. Lin: ...

She picked up the radish and saw an extremely ugly smiling face carved underneath the radish.

Madam Lin rubbed her brows and said through gritted teeth: "Lin Moer! You stole my things again!"

From childhood to adulthood, whenever she deducted her monthly allowance, that little bitch would secretly come and steal the seal. No matter where the seal was hidden, she would be able to find it. No one knew how she did it.

Lin Mo sneezed and suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart, but she didn't pay too much attention to it. All her attention was on her father and Tan Pingting.

Tan Pingting's face was pale now, and she looked like she was about to faint.

Maybe she was really scared, she rolled her eyes and fainted.

Lord Qin was completely frightened. He really didn't know that his daughter would have such thoughts!

His official position was not as high as Minister Lin's, and he was working under Minister Lin. If he had known that his daughter had such thoughts, he would have stopped her long ago.

This bastard has harmed the whole family!

Lin Mo felt that the show was boring when he saw that Tan Pingting fainted.

[How come this person's health is so bad? He can faint from exhaustion just by playing the piano. His body is too weak.]

System: [Indeed, all the girls in the capital combined don’t have as good a body as yours. I think they should learn more from you. Don’t pursue being weak and frail. Your body is your capital!]

This bonfire party was quite successful and everyone enjoyed a delicious melon.

The parties involved were a little unhappy. One fainted, and the other had a stamp on his forehead by his own annoying daughter, and the stamp couldn't be washed off!

Minister Lin rubbed it all night but it didn't come off. At most, the color faded a little, so when he went out the next morning, his whole face was black, with only the middle of his forehead being red.

The official who asked him to go hunting together: ...

The general suppressed his laughter and said, "When you came to me from a distance just now, I thought you had an eye on your forehead. Your wife's private seal is quite exquisite. Now that your forehead is stamped with your wife's name, everyone knows that you have a boyfriend."

Minister Lin sighed with mixed feelings, "What if this can't be washed off? I guess I'll have to wait for it to fade away slowly. Why does that little bastard mess with me every day?"

The Minister of Revenue said cheerfully, "Ms. Xiaolin is a good child. You can see how much she cares about her mother. But you are really charming. You can even attract that little girl. If you hadn't had a pretty face, you would have been the top scholar."

When the emperor was selecting, he took a liking to Minister Lin at first sight and directly appointed him as the third place in the imperial examination. In fact, in terms of literary talent and study, the number one scholar of that year was not as good as him.

"Hahahaha! Rake, hurry up and charge! I must catch that rabbit!"

Just as they were chatting, a particularly shrill laugh came from not far away, and when they looked up, they saw someone riding a big white pig and running by with an extremely crazy laugh.

Everyone:...

Judging from your speed, you won't be able to catch up with the rabbit, so you'd better stop bothering with your rake.

Lin Mo was woken up by the young ladies early this morning. Many of the girls were from military families, so they were very skilled in riding and shooting. The third prince's wife was an expert among them.

They had set out together, but Lin Mo fell behind as they ran. Others were shooting deer and pheasants, and there were a lot of different prey. She had been chasing this rabbit from beginning to end, and had not caught up with it yet.

Emperor Xuande sat there and watched Lin Mo riding the big white pig around, but got nothing.

"Lord Xiao Lin is very lively. He got up early this morning," said Eunuch Li with a smile.

Emperor Xuande took a sip of tea and added unceremoniously: "Get up early in the morning to chase the rabbit, and you haven't caught up yet."

When everyone brought back the prey at noon, no matter if they were men or women, they all had at least two or three prey as soon as they went out, except Lin Mo.

Lin Mo felt a little unhappy when he saw others reaping great rewards.

Lin Mo's depressed system: [Why are they all so powerful? Standing among them makes me look so useless. ]

The system comforted her and said: [It's okay, it's okay. Everyone has their own strengths. Your strengths are not here. You are suitable for eating melons but not for archery and hunting. You need to understand what you are suitable for. ]

The system comforted Lin Mo with just one sentence.

However, when the prey was being handed over, everyone looked at the big white pig that was handed over and fell into deep thought.

Rake: Huh???

Lin Mo really thought he was very smart. [Who said I have no prey? My pigs are also prey! Hahaha, now I am not someone who has no prey! ]

The system praised: [You are so smart, why didn’t I think of this method? ]

Everyone: ...You two are really amazing! Did the pig provoke you?

The prince looked at the clean big white pig mixed in with the prey and couldn't help but speak for it.

"Master Xiaolin, are you sure you want to treat your rake as prey? Isn't it your mount?"

Lin Mo said confidently: "Who said that mounts can't be considered prey? Don't be so narrow-minded. Your Highness, don't you have to register the number of prey for each person? Tell me after you've registered, and I'll bring it back."

The prince's mouth twitched and he had no idea how to answer her.

Now I only have one thought in my mind: this guy is so shameless.

Minister Lin looked extremely calm with his third eye on his head. It might be because he had experienced many major events, so he was not bothered by such small matters.

Thanks to Lin Mo's magical operation, she still ranked second to last with one prey in the end. The one with less than her was a 12-year-old girl who shot a pheasant.

After counting, the rake was very smart and got down from the platform by itself, and then followed its owner around to eat and drink.

After eating and drinking, Lin Mo leaned back in his chair and said lazily: [Tongzi, give me two big melons to cultivate your sentiments! ]

Everyone sat up straight immediately, and those who wanted to go back to take a nap walked back the next second.

All the equipment is ready, just waiting for the melon owner to reveal the melon! I wonder who will be the unlucky one this time.