The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

These two generals were able to charge into battle during wars, but they really couldn't do that here.

They were forced to run away by these people, which triggered a burst of laughter from the back.

Lin Mo didn’t know what was happening here. After she caused this trouble, she went about her business.

She was sitting in a wheelchair, with the rake and the wild boar pulling her in front.

"Hahahaha! Run faster! Use the rake to move your short legs! Look at your husband, learn from him!"

The people around her who were watching her go crazy:...It's really a sin for the rake to have you as its owner. It's just a domestic pig, and you actually want it to pull a cart.

Prince Xin sat in his new wheelchair and watched his old wheelchair being ruined like this, feeling a bit complicated.

He asked Minister Lin very seriously, "Lord Lin, I remember you were not like this when you were young. Why is your daughter's personality so different from yours and yours?"

Minister Lin was about to answer when Princess Xin said, "Who said they are different? There is still one thing that is the same. When Lord Lin was pursuing Madam Lin, he was also famous. Otherwise, how could he have won her heart? Madam Lin must have been the dream girl of many men back then."

"Lord Lin is a man of good fortune. He has a good face and a generous personality, so he has finally won the heart of a beautiful woman."

Princess Xin said this with a sneer on her face, she still remembered clearly what happened that year.

The most handsome man in the capital pursued the most beautiful of the two beauties in the capital. The union of these two people broke the hearts of countless men and women.

The men's dream girls got married, and the women's dream lovers got married. Alas, just thinking about the sadness in the capital when these two people got married, Princess Xin couldn't help but laugh.

Minister Lin: ...Can you please stop talking about the past?

In the end, it was Lin Mo who helped her father out because her two pigs slammed on the brakes, allowing her to fly.

"Ahhhh! Oh my god! Why didn't you two say anything when you braked?"

Lin Mo was lying in the mud, spitting out mud. This was really mud, not the excrement of anything!

System: [Don't worry, this is not pig or horse excrement, it's just ordinary mud. ]

The system was about to laugh like crazy, and it especially blamed itself for not having a screenshot function, otherwise it would have been able to capture the moment Lin Mo took off just now.

Alas, it’s because it’s just a new small system and doesn’t have as many functions as those old ones.

When Minister Lin saw his little bitch rolling around in the mud, he was so angry that he saw stars.

He rushed over and pulled Lin Mo up.

"How old are you and you're still playing in the mud! Hurry up and get up!"

Lin Mo chuckled, with a huge piece of black mud stuck on his front teeth.

Minister Lin: ...

The people around her were almost laughing to death when they saw her like this.

When everyone saw her flying out just now, their hearts were in their throats. Although they knew that she had system protection, what if this protection mechanism didn't activate in time?

However, my worries just now disappeared immediately after seeing her image.

"Hahahaha, Lord Xiaolin's teeth are similar to Lord Sinong's teeth."

"Ms. Xiaolin, your teeth are not knocked out, are they? You can't let a healthy little girl's teeth be knocked out."

Minister Lin took out his handkerchief with a look of disgust and wiped his daughter's face. As he wiped, he said, "Can't you let me worry less? You make such jokes every day. Look at what you have done to yourself, girl."

Lin Mo looked at himself: [Isn’t this pretty good? I have arms and legs. ]

System: [That’s right, girls should be more lively. It’s not fun to be dull every day. I think you are very good this way. Keep it up!]

Lin Mo: [Yeah! We really are in sync! No wonder you bound me as your host, it turns out we are kindred spirits! ]

Minister Lin gritted his teeth when he heard this. Damn, we are the same kind of people! If the people are not serious, the system is not serious either!

When other people hear this about fellow travelers, they think they have learned the wrong thing. Can they still be called fellow travelers?

Emperor Xuande was leaning back in his chair, watching with great interest. Isn't this much more interesting than those operas?

"Oh, Lin Mo is really a live treasure here. The whole capital is much more fun with her around."

Eunuch Li: ...Your Majesty, could you please pay attention to your image?

Finally, Lin Mo was sent to take a bath. Minister Lin looked at the dirty handkerchief in his hand and wanted to throw it away but was reluctant to do so, because it was embroidered for him by his wife herself.

If I had known, I wouldn't have used this handkerchief to wipe that little girl's face.

He suppressed his nausea and put the handkerchief aside, planning to rub it again when he returned home in the evening.

When Lin Mo came back from taking a shower, everyone had already started singing and dancing around the campfire.

The system couldn't help but look at this atmosphere, [Come on! Host, you also dance! Know what a dance king is! ]

Everyone immediately looked at Lin Mo secretly: Is Lord Xiaolin good at dancing?

Lin Mo recalled the dances he liked in his mind, but it seemed that none of them could be performed here.

[Um... I'm not very good at dancing. I can't lead them in the seaweed dance. That would be so awkward. Everyone should dance seaweed with me, right? 】

The system imagined the scene. Well, it was indeed a bit unsightly.

It's a beautiful scene to have a group of nobles dancing the seaweed dance.

Lin Mo: [Then let's randomly pick someone to eat the melon! Hurry up and pick someone for me! I want the most exciting kind of melon! ]

This sentence made everyone nervous. It was the most exciting news.

To put it in modern terms, it feels like a teacher calling your name.

Emperor Xuande swallowed his saliva, his face full of excitement, his eyes shining.

Eunuch Li suppressed his inner thoughts and reminded: "Your Majesty, please pay attention to your image!"

The Crown Prince and the other two princes had already moved their chairs and sat next to Lin Mo. Things like this had to be heard up close.

Those who have eaten the stimulating melon are no longer afraid of anything, unless they create another melon. However, in recent times they know very clearly that they have not done anything out of line, so the three princes are very fearless.

The system scanned and then directly locked onto a person.

[Oh my god! I found a super big melon! It's really a super big melon. The son of the Minister of Personnel disguised himself as a woman and went to a brothel to become an Oiran! ]

Lin Mo:!!!

Everyone:! ! !

The Minister of Personnel gasped and nearly fell down on the spot, but when he saw the silver needle in Doctor Zhao's hand, he bounced back.