The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

At this moment, the general in the room was about to collapse. The flower thief looked very proud and kept smiling and said, "Beauty, please turn around quickly. Although your back is also beautiful, I also want to see what you look like."

"Beauty, I know that my reputation outside is not very good, but I am willing to give up a large area of ​​flowers outside for you and turn back to the right path for you!"

Taiwei: ...Then thank you so much.

The system outside imitated the tone of this flower thief so vividly that Lin Mo could hardly control the smile on his face.

[Oh my god! Is the charisma of the Grand Commandant so great? He has already made this flower-stealing thief turn back before he even shows his face!]

Others simply couldn't imagine what that scene was like for you. They felt very sorry for the general, but were also glad that the flower thief didn't go to their house that night, otherwise there would have to be someone else in the room now.

Lin Mo really wanted to lean over to the window to watch, but her father always stayed by her side and refused to leave. He would glare at her if she moved the slightest.

Lin Mo: [What should I do? I really want to go and take a look, but my dad is really in the way.]

System: [It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s the same if you go and see it. I’ll just tell you about it.]

[Ah! The general has taken action! Ah! The general has caught the lifeblood of the flower-stealing thief! ]

As soon as the system finished speaking, a scream was heard from inside.

"Ahhhh! Who are you? Where is my beauty?! Let go of my hand right now!"

The people outside rushed in, followed by a crackling noise inside.

Lin Mo also took advantage of the chaos to run in, and Minister Lin did not try to stop her.

The scene inside is extremely exciting. The flower thief can't break free at all because the general grabs his lower body and refuses to let go.

Are you kidding? The general has thought about it seriously. If you grab him in other places, he might really run away. But as a man, he knows that this is the most vulnerable place for men.

As long as you seize this place, he will never be able to escape. No man is willing to give up this and escape.

Looking at this scene, Lin Mo said with emotion: "Master Taiwei is indeed a hero among men! He can dress up as a woman and catch thieves! Awesome!"

The flower thief was almost going crazy, "You officials are so shameless, you actually dress up as women. Who is the beauty I like?"

The Minister of Justice had the flower thief tied up while saying with a smile: "The one next to you is your beauty. Didn't you recognize her from behind?"

"You're a flower thief. Your eyesight is really not very good. You couldn't recognize whether it was a man or a woman."

"Thanks to our great commander's wisdom and courage, he was able to capture you in one fell swoop."

The general is now washing his hands vigorously: They are dirty! Will his hands get sick?

The emperor, the crown prince and two other princes were hiding in the crowd and watching in amazement.

Emperor Xuande said in amazement: "I never thought he could do such a thing. It's amazing enough that a man dresses as a woman, but he can be even more shameless!"

The prince said: "Maybe she was influenced by Lord Xiaolin. Look at her, she is not shy at all standing there as a girl. The way she smiles, I really don't know which young man in the capital she will marry in the future. I guess there is no one in the capital who is worthy of her."

As soon as the prince said this, the emperor and the two princes fell silent.

They don't seem to have really considered this issue, but no one probably dares to marry this weirdo.

Otherwise, all your family affairs will be exposed in a minute, making you a hot topic in the whole capital!

The Taiwei Mansion was extremely lively that night, but it also solved a major problem.

This flower thief is shameless but he didn't expect that there is someone more shameless than him. Now it depends on who is more invincible.

When Lin Mo followed his father back, he was still talking to the system about this matter.

Lin Mo: [System, will the news that the Grand Commandant dressed as a woman spread throughout the capital tomorrow? ]

System: [I think so. The rich people in the capital are very idle every day. You see, every time something happens to you, it spreads all over the capital. The general will soon replace you and become a celebrity in the capital! ]

Lin Mo: [I didn’t expect that my top position would be pushed down by someone else. It’s okay, I’ll give this position to him! ]

Minister Lin: ...

Why do I feel like you will take this position back soon?

Although he didn't understand what the term "top stream" meant, it should mean the best.

Sometimes Minister Lin’s feelings were really not wrong. During the morning court the next day, Lin Mo was rewarded with an apple by the emperor. She happily took a big bite, and then she felt embarrassed.

"Ahhhh!"

Lin Mo kept pointing at the apple in her mouth. Others didn't know what was going on when they saw her like this.

Lin Mo kept calling out in his heart: [Help, help! The apple is stuck in my mouth! My teeth are stuck in the apple and I can’t pull them out!]

The system said angrily: [I knew it would be like this! Why did you bite such a big apple? Now it's stuck.]

[I have never seen anyone get choked after eating an apple.]

The Emperor who gave apples: ...

The ministers watching: ...

This is really a strange thing. The apple got stuck in the mouth.

Emperor Xuande waved his hand, and Eunuch Li brought a small knife.

"Don't move, Master Xiaolin. I will be able to pull your tooth out soon."

Eunuch Li carefully cut off the edge of the apple. As he was cutting, he suddenly felt his other hand holding the apple was a little wet.

When I looked down, I saw that this guy was drooling so much!

The system said in surprise: [You are drooling over a father-in-law! You are no longer my host! ]

Eunuch Li's hand trembled and he almost put the knife into Lin Mo's mouth.

Lin Mo looked at the knife stabbing into his mouth and was so scared that his eyes almost fell out.

Oh my god, please control yourself! But even so, she still took the time to criticize the system.

Lin Mo: [You are the one drooling over your father-in-law. I can't hold back my drool with an apple in my mouth! How come a good sentence has changed in taste after you said it? Are you a mentally retarded system? ]

Minister Lin has already covered his face with his right hand: How shameful!

It took a long time for Lin Mo to be rescued. When she was rescued, the whole court was quiet, and the only sound was her slurping saliva.

The main thing is that this scene is really not very pretty. A young girl is drooling at a eunuch. No one would believe it if she told others about it, although drooling is something that cannot be controlled.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly, and then said: "Don't be so anxious when eating, eat slowly, Xiaolin, no one is fighting with you for this apple, look at how others are not stuck."

System: [Who said there was none! They were not stuck! But someone knocked out his teeth! They are still in their mouths!]

Lin Mo sucked his saliva and his eyes lit up instantly, [Who! ]

Everyone who had just received the apples was shocked. It was over! Another person was going to be ruined!