The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons
Chapter 42: The Royal Family 4 Father and Son Disguise to Go Out of the Palace to Watch a Play, the
Now everyone's eyes towards the general have changed, but the general's incident can be regarded as a lesson for them.
Next time you take a shower, make sure to close the doors and windows! It would be best if you have someone guarding there!
Emperor Xuande now has only one thought in his mind: can he go to the Taiwei Mansion to catch the thief today?
It would be great to see the general personally seduce that flower thief. Such a scene is rare to see!
Lin Mo was also shocked by the system this time, and was then directly instigated to rebel by the system.
[I actually think what you said makes some sense. How about I find a chance to talk to the Grand Marshal about it after the court session? ]
Taiwei: No need! I already know about this matter.
There were a lot of things to deal with in the morning court today. Not only were there national affairs, but I also got to eat a lot of melons! It was simply a perfect morning!
When the court was dismissed, Lin Mo was taken away by his father.
In order to prevent the general from being angry to death, let’s take this girl away quickly!
As soon as the commander returned home, he found out about the notice given by the flower-stealing thief. The commander's wife and three young ladies were filled with fear and sat restlessly at home.
"What should we do? Why would this thief target our house?"
Why did so many families in the capital city choose their family?
Looking at his panicked wife and daughter, the general pretended to be calm and comforted them, saying, "Don't be afraid, I'm here. When night comes, find a place to hide well. The Ministry of Justice will send someone to catch the thief tonight."
He said he would find a place to hide at night, but in fact, the general sent his wife and daughter away as soon as they finished lunch.
In the afternoon, the officials arrived at the Taiwei Mansion one after another, and Lin Mo also came over happily.
General: ...It's too obvious that you guys are just watching a show. I'm going to be in danger soon and you're still here to watch the show so casually!
The Minister of Justice was relieved to see Lin Mo coming over by himself, because he knew that this little ancestor was a person who liked to watch the fun.
In fact, he was a little scared when he saw this little ancestor. What if this little ancestor ate his melon again when he went to pick someone up?
Lin Mo: [I feel like they are all ready. This flower-stealing thief will definitely be caught today. But why are there so many people here? It seems that the general is quite popular in the court. Everyone cares about him.]
System: [If the general uses my method, he will definitely catch the flower-stealing thief. The beauty trap is also one of the 36 strategies! ]
Everyone present looked at the general's gloomy face: Tsk, with this appearance, he is going to set a honey trap? Are you kidding?
The Minister of Justice said in a low voice: "Sir, I have prepared clothes for you. You can dress up later. It doesn't matter if your face is a little dark. Just put on more powder later."
Taiwei: "...Did I say I wanted to dress up as a woman? Don't mess around with me!"
What's wrong with these people? They treat such an important matter like a joke! Look at the expressions on their faces! They don't take this matter seriously at all!
The Minister of Justice sighed and tried to persuade him, "This is the best solution at the moment. Don't you want to catch this flower-stealing thief as soon as possible? Do you want someone to keep coveting your butt?"
"Sir, if today's plan succeeds, you won't have to worry about your butt anymore!"
Taiwei: ...
Why do I find that you guys are becoming more and more indecent? Where have all my serious colleagues gone?
Under everyone's strong demands, the general finally compromised.
Lin Mo was so excited when he saw the general really dressed up as a woman. [I didn't expect there were so many people who had the same idea as me! It seems that I am also suitable for investigating cases! ]
System: [I am looking forward to seeing the general wearing women's clothes. But what I want to see most is his butt. Can you show me his butt again? Just one look!]
Lin Mo was silent for three seconds, then said seriously: [I don't think it's okay. You will be responsible for exposing your private parts here. You don't have a physical body, and you don't want a wife with a beard. The last time you saw the general's butt, you rubbed it, so you don't need to be responsible. If you see it again this time, you will be responsible.]
The system imagined the scene and said in horror: [Forget it! I want to find a wife who is a beautiful system! Definitely not a 40-year-old man with a beard! ]
The people who came over to help (watch the show) almost laughed crazy when they heard their conversation, but after this period of time, their ability to hold back their laughter increased dramatically.
If you look closely, you can only see the tense and trembling muscles on their faces and their slightly shaking bodies. You can definitely not tell that they are smiling.
The Minister of Justice's lips were trembling. Hold it in! It's time to grow up after seeing such things every day!
When Minister Lin arrived, what he saw were the tense and trembling expressions of these people.
Well, I know without thinking that something has happened again, otherwise why would these people have such expressions.
After an hour of bathing, changing clothes, and dressing up, the general came out in a delicate and pretty manner.
The first thing that was revealed was his back, and you know what, it was actually quite beautiful.
Taiwei has maintained a good figure over the years, and he is a thin type, so he looks really good from the back, but he is a little tall.
But it doesn’t matter, who says there can’t be beauties with big frames?
Lin Mo: [Tsk tsk tsk, look at her figure. I didn't expect that the Grand Marshal would be so pretty. Not bad! I wonder if my dad can compare with him in women's clothing. My dad has a better-looking face than the Grand Marshal, and his figure is taller than his. I guess he won't look too much like a woman after wearing women's clothing.]
Minister Lin next to him: ...Just watch! Why do you have to involve me?
Everyone secretly glanced at Minister Lin, and found that he was really good-looking. As the Minister of Rites, he married Madam Lin, one of the two most beautiful women in the capital. His appearance must be good, otherwise how could he bring such a beauty home?
I just don't know why two such outstanding people would give birth to such an 'outstanding' daughter.
The excellent Lin Mo is evaluating the general's figure with the system.
Lin Mo: [The back view is pretty good, I hope it won’t be scary when it turns around. ]
System: [I don’t think so, but I think the general’s butt should be a little more raised. He should show his butt. Otherwise, how can people recognize him?]
Lin Mo: "Master Taiwei, can you turn your body around so we can have a look?"
The general stood at the door with his back to them, feeling extremely complicated.
If it wasn't for protecting his daughter, how could he have done such a thing!
Under everyone's gaze, the general turned around.
Lin Mo: “Hiss!”
System: [Hiss!]
Others: "Hiss!"
Lin Mo frowned and looked at it for a few times, then said in a complicated tone: "Why don't you turn back, we can just be a beauty from behind."
[Oh my god! Why is he so divided! Why does he look so much like a shemale! He is even more like Eunuch Li than Eunuch Li! ]
Eunuch Li, who was hiding in the crowd in disguise with Emperor Xuande: ...Excuse me, are you polite?
Minister Lin really wanted to cover this little bastard's mouth, but the problem was that she wasn't speaking with her mouth!
The system also said with emotion: [This is the first time I have seen a beautiful woman from behind in real life. I hope the flower thief will not be scared to death. But being scared to death is not bad either, at least our goal has been achieved.]
Lin Mo: [Then we have to see how the Grand Marshal performs. Just like you said, let our Grand Marshal become an attacking Grand Marshal! ]
What the hell is this attacking general! Everyone was almost laughing in their hearts.
The crown prince and two princes at the door were smiling happily with their big teeth showing.
In order to disguise themselves, they even glued beards on their faces. It turned out that they were father and son of the emperor. The four of them had exactly the same idea and came over together to eat the melon.
"Brother, I didn't expect that the Grand Marshal would look quite good from behind when he was dressed up." It was the first time for the Third Prince to see a man dressed as a woman.
The prince stroked his fake beard and said, "Of course. How can such a back and butt that could make the flower-picking thief fall in love with them at first sight be ordinary?"
The Second Prince: "First of all, I don't know if it's common or not, but is it really okay for the three of us to squat at the door? Why can't we hide in the crowd like our father?"
It's really embarrassing for the three of them to squat at the door like beggars! This is not the right way to watch a play! This makes them look a little unintelligent!
At the strong request of the second prince, the three of them hid in the crowd and successfully met their father.
Looking at his three strange-looking sons, Emperor Xuande said: …
These three guys are here too! Aren't we supposed to let them review memorials in the palace?
It was soon night. There were many people in the Taiwei Mansion today, and the Flower Thief probably knew that they were ready.
Just when everyone was getting sleepy from waiting, the system woke them up with a cry.
[Ah! That flower-stealing thief has arrived, and has already disguised himself as a woman and entered the commander's room! ]
Lin Mo: [Why didn’t you say so earlier? ]
System: [I need time to search too. It’s alright, it’s alright. I’ll let the general do his job later. Anyway, this general’s mansion has been surrounded.]
After hearing what the system said, everyone perked up their spirits (to watch the show). Anyway, this flower-stealing thief couldn't escape, and the Taiwei Mansion had been surrounded by them.
The reason why we allowed people to come in and out just now was because we wanted him to come in, but now it’s not so easy for him to go out.
The general sat on the bed with his back to the door.
As soon as the flower thief came in, he recognized that this was the beauty he saw last time. Look at her butt. Not many people can have such a perfect butt.
"Beauty, I'm here. What's the point of calling so many people? None of them recognized me."
The flower thief didn't hear what the system just said. His mind and eyes were full of his beauty, who was still a little far away.
In order to prevent Lin Mo's inner thoughts from being discovered, everyone arranged for her to stay at a particularly safe distance.
Lin Mo was particularly touched, thinking that this was everyone's care for him.
System: [Oh my god! The general has started acting, and his acting is pretty good! He actually managed to lure that flower thief into bed!]
Lin Mo took a deep breath: [Is the attack of the general really going to happen? ]
Everyone took a deep breath. This scene was exciting just to imagine!
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