The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo was still discussing the general's butt with the system.

Lin Mo: [You said that the general's butt is so perfect that it can make the flower-stealing thief fall in love with it at first sight! It's amazing! I don't think the general's appearance is that kind of white and delicate! ]

System: [In fact, his skin is quite fair and tender. He originally had good skin, but he just didn't take care of it. His three daughters all have good skin, which they inherited from him.]

Everyone immediately began to observe the general's skin. Well, although it was a little darker, it seemed quite smooth.

Originally everyone thought that the three young ladies of the Taiwei family looked like the Taiwei’s wife, but they didn’t expect that they actually looked like him!

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting on the throne, became more and more curious the more he listened. If it weren't for the need to maintain his own image and dignity, he would have rushed down to take a good look at the general's butt.

The Crown Prince and the two princes beside the Grand Marshal stood silently a little closer to the Grand Marshal.

The Crown Prince gave the Third Prince a look, and the Third Prince chuckled and stretched out his eager hand.

The second prince was speechless, then looked at the crown prince and whispered, "Brother, what do you want to do? What do you want the stupid third prince to do?"

The next second, the general jumped up and looked at the third prince in disbelief.

The third prince nodded affirmatively to his two brothers: "Master Taiwei's butt is indeed very round!"

The officials watching nearby were all stunned! What kind of development is this?

The second prince covered his face with an expression that showed he couldn't bear to watch, "Brother! Why did you let the silly third prince do such a thing!" It was too explosive!

The prince smoothed his sleeves and said, "I am just curious. Besides, how can I, as a prince, do such a thing? I am a decent man."

Second Prince:...

Officials around: …

After the third prince finished his investigation, he immediately stuck to his eldest brother and said in a flattering manner, "It's agreed that you will give me three days off!"

The third prince was the worst student, so the emperor asked the crown prince to teach the third prince. This was mainly because the third prince simply did not listen to the teachers and only respected his eldest brother.

How important is the three-day holiday! It's just touching the general's butt, not touching the tiger's butt.

He even touched his father's butt. Besides, what's wrong with men touching each other? It doesn't cost any flesh, don't you think?

Emperor Xuande above looked at the behavior of his silly third son and sighed, unable to bear to watch it and turned his head away.

Eunuch Li stood beside him, trembling all over. He said, "Hold it, hold it! Hold it! Hold it! You must not lose your manners in front of the emperor!"

He has been an old eunuch for so many years, how could he not bear such a small thing! Isn't it just that the Third Prince did something to the Grand Marshal's butt? Even if he bit the Grand Marshal's butt, what would happen!

Neither Lin Mo nor the system noticed the situation here, and the main system did not investigate either. It was now concentrating on eating the melon of the flower thief with Lin Mo.

Lin Mo actually has certain literary fantasies about the flower thief. After all, the flower thieves in novels and previous TV dramas all look pretty good.

[How old is this flower thief? Is he good-looking? ]

The officials of the Ministry of Justice immediately pricked up their ears and listened. This flower thief had to be caught, so they had to hear clearly his appearance!

Yes, they are not curious, they are investigating a case!

The system thought for a moment, then said: [Well, he is not too ugly nor too good-looking, and is about the same height as you, but very thin. Because of his petite figure, he often disguises himself as a woman to go in and out of various occasions, and he also disguises himself as a woman to search for targets for himself.]

Lin Mo looked at his own height and imagined it for a while, [Tsk, this person is too short! ]

Everyone nodded in their hearts, yes, yes, he is too short, almost as tall as a 15-year-old girl, no wonder he can dress up as a woman.

System: [A woman has already gone to the government office to report the case. I guess the ministers will know about this soon. And tonight, the flower-stealing thief has already decided to attack the Taiwei Mansion.]

[He also planned to snatch away the three young ladies from the Taiwei Mansion, and then slowly investigate. Anyway, these three young ladies are all beautiful, so it’s okay to snatch them all away. Moreover, he has already sent a notice to the Taiwei Mansion, and the Taiwei will know when he returns.]

Lin Mo frowned in disgust, [This guy is too disgusting. Does he need to inform others before doing something bad? He is too confident.]

The general's face was already blue with anger. He actually targeted his three daughters! What a bastard!

Emperor Xuande had never seen such an arrogant person. This flower thief really did not take the country's laws into consideration at all.

Lin Mo looked at the general's back, then his eyes lit up and he came up with a solution.

[System! I have an idea! Wasn't the first person this flower-stealing thief set his sights on the Grand Commandant? Then let the three ladies hide first, and let the Grand Commandant lure the flower-stealing thief! ]

The system was silent for several seconds, then asked seriously: [Host, are you serious? You want the general to go and seduce the flower thief with his bare bottom! ]

A picture suddenly appeared in the mind of everyone present. Wow, that’s too shocking!

Emperor Xuande could not help but twitch his lips. Although this flower thief was despicable, Lin Mo's method was too great a sacrifice for the general.

The general is now completely hopeless. If he had known this, he would not have taken a shower! Who would have thought that someone would peek at him while he was taking a shower?

The prince looked at the general with pity, then took his two younger brothers and silently moved away from the general.

Lin Mo was also shocked after hearing what the system said, "I thought my brain circuit was amazing enough, but I didn't expect you to be more amazing than me! When did I use the Taiwei's naked butt to seduce the flower thief! I just wanted him to dress up as a woman, and then seduce him with his back view!"

Everyone:...

So what's the difference? You two are really good enough to play together, you're the same!

The Minister of Justice had already sneaked up to him and whispered to him, "Sir, Lord Xiaolin's idea is actually very good. Anyway, the flower thief first saw you in your yard, so he will definitely come to that yard first when he comes at night. Don't worry, we will arrange everything outside. You just need to hold the person back and leave everything to us!"

The Taiwei looked expressionlessly at the Minister of Justice, whose facial muscles were twitching wildly, and said with despair, "You did it on purpose, right? What if that flower-stealing thief kills people without blinking an eye?"

The Minister of Justice said: "We will arrange for someone to protect you, and tonight we plan to ask His Majesty for the assistance of Lady Xiaolin. With her around, everything will be fine!"

At this moment, our Lord Kobayashi is arguing with the system about whether the general should wear clothes when he seduces the flower thief.

Lin Mo: [Since the flower-stealing thief was attracted by the general's butt when they first met, then I must expose it to seduce him, so I only need to wear a thin gauze! ]

System: [You should also consider the Grand Marshal! He is over 40 years old and has lived a hard life. You should at least protect his reputation!]

The Grand Marshal nodded in his heart. He didn't know why he was actually moved by the system's words. It was rare for the system to act like a human. No, it seemed that it was not a human at all.

Just when the general was moved, the system's words in the next second plunged him into the abyss.

System: [So my plan is to let the general attack alone, lure the enemy to kill the flower-stealing thief on the bed, and none of us will show up. Wouldn't this protect the general's face? ]

When the general heard this, he trembled all over and rolled his eyes. He was about to fall down. The imperial physician had been waiting by his side and gave him a skilled injection.

Well, now he is very skilled in this business.