The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo also knew that he had gone too far after getting drunk yesterday, so he did not show up in front of Minister Lin the whole day, and his main theme was to appear and disappear mysteriously.

Lin Ran couldn't stand his sister's sneaky behavior any longer. "You are a good official of the imperial court, can you please stop behaving so vulgarly?"

Lin Mo bent his waist and poked his head out from behind, then looked around and said in a low voice: "I'm just afraid that my father will show up. If he knew I woke up, he would definitely beat me up."

Lin Ran felt very embarrassed when she thought about the ladies who pulled her aside and asked her about what happened yesterday.

What happened at the party last night has spread everywhere today, and everyone is making jokes about it.

Minister Lin was caught and teased when he went out to do some work today.

That person said: "Why didn't Minister Lin bring your daughter out? Lord Lin must be bored at home, why don't you bring her out to play?"

Minister Lin snorted with a dark face, flicked his sleeves and left.

Is he a mount? He's carrying that thing.

The Second Prince of Xijiang has been ill since he returned home at night. No one can mention Lin Mo's name in front of him. He will go crazy when he hears this name.

The system also told Lin Mo about this matter: [Look how you stimulated others. They went crazy when they heard your name.]

Lin Mo took a deep breath when he heard this. [Are you so excited to hear my name? I must have made a very deep impression on him. Usually in novels and stories, he would think that I am a different woman, and then he would pay more and more attention to me, and finally fall deeply in love with me! ]

The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more this seemed possible. He was quite confident about his appearance. After all, his mother was pretty and his father was handsome. Although she had not fully grown up yet, she was still a beauty.

Looking at Lin Mo's narcissistic and worried look, the system was speechless.

No, why would someone in the world be so narcissistic? How did she survive the past ten years before she was bound to him? Is she still so narcissistic in modern life?

The more the system thought about it, the crazier it felt. [Were you also so narcissistic in your first life? ] The system asked this question very sincerely.

Lin Mo: [Of course not, but it’s because I was suppressed for too long in my first life that I want to explode in this life. I find that nothing is as refreshing as going crazy and acting crazy! ]

[Look at how comfortable and carefree my life is now. I don’t need to care about other people’s opinions at all! ]

System: ...Forget it, I can’t talk to a mentally ill person.

When Lin Mo went to the morning court, she attracted everyone's attention. Everyone greeted her very kindly and called her "Lady Lin" one by one, which made her feel very happy.

The system was really confused when it saw this scene: [Aren't you just an eighth-rank official? And you're just a fishing post, why are people so nice and respectful to you? ]

Lin Mo said proudly: [That must be because my personality charm conquered them! I am now a red spot in the green forest! ]

The officials nodded in their hearts: Yes, yes, Lord Kobayashi’s personal charm is really very strong, they were all conquered by Lord Kobayashi’s personal charm.

The illness of the second prince of Xijiang was also mentioned during the morning court session.

"Your Majesty, the condition of the Second Prince of Xijiang is a bit serious now. No one with the surname Lin wants to see him. The imperial physician Lin you sent last time was directly driven out by him."

"Your Majesty, even if something bad happens to someone, it can't happen within our borders."

The officials also had very complicated feelings. The psychology of the second prince of Western Xinjiang was too fragile. Was it necessary to make it like this?

Lin Mo: [Tsk tsk tsk, this person's mental quality is really too poor. ]

System: [Host, I think it may be because you are too crazy. ]

Emperor Xuande almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard what the system said. He quickly coughed and said, "Then send another imperial physician. If he really can't be cured, send someone to send him back."

Anyway, the second prince of Xijiang is not his biological son. Didn’t the system say that the eldest prince is on the way? The second prince will be sent back for punishment sooner or later.

Lin Mo also thought of this, and she asked the system in confusion: [The emperor's birthday is only half a month away. Can the eldest prince from Xijiang arrive during this time? ]

The system checked the route of the Western Frontier Prince, then was silent for four or five seconds before saying, "I don't think it's possible, because he went in the opposite direction! He's almost reached Xirong now!"

Lin Mo's eyes widened in surprise and he said, "No! How come this eldest prince doesn't know the way?"

Hahahaha! The officials lowered their heads one after another. Suddenly, a picture like this appeared in their minds. This Xijiang royal family produces talented people!

Lin Mo was also speechless. [Is there no one under this eldest prince who can recognize the way? ]

System: [Uh, yes, there are some, but they are all flatterers. Oh, that eldest prince even poisoned all his subordinates yesterday.]

Lin Mo:? ? ?

Everyone:? ? ?

System: [Aren’t they sleeping outdoors? The eldest prince personally cooked a pot of mushroom soup to show his sympathy for his subordinates. Afterwards, everyone was poisoned. They were discovered by hunters in the mountains this morning. If they were a step later, the whole army would have been wiped out.]

Lin Mo and his people: ...

The Second Prince is not the biological son of the First Prince and is of this character. I always feel that Western Xinjiang is going to be ruined.

The morning court was as boring as usual. The seeds brought back from Xinjiang had been handed over to the Minister of Agriculture. Lin Mo didn't understand this so he didn't pay attention.

[System, hurry up and give me a big news to wake you up, this is too boring. ]

System: [Okay! I've been waiting for you to say this! Would you like to eat melons from your own country or from abroad?]

All officials: foreign, foreign!

Lin Mo: [People from my country, I don’t know any foreigners, it’s not too late to eat after they come. ]

Everyone's mouth corners drooped at once. No one knew who would win the prize this time.

System: [I have collected many high-ranking officials in the past few days. Let me first tell you about the Taiwei! ]

The general standing in front shrank his butt and tensed up his whole body: It's over, I'm being targeted by the little devil!

The voices of the crowd suddenly dropped three degrees, and even the emperor sat forward.

The happiest one is the Shaoqing of Dali Temple. Hahaha, you have come to this day too!

[I'm telling you, someone is targeting the general! ]

Lin Mo:!!!

Everyone:! ! !

Lin Mo felt that this was an unusual melon!

[System! Explain it in detail! ]

The general touched his butt and felt a chill in his heart.

What kind of pervert would set his eyes on a middle-aged man's butt? Do you have any shame?

System: [Didn’t the capital city have a thief who stole flowers a while ago? The thief ran to the Taiwei’s mansion, but he went to the wrong yard and ended up at the Taiwei’s yard. The Taiwei had just finished a shower and was wiping the water with his butt sticking out. The thief didn’t see clearly whether it was a man or a woman, but he saw the Taiwei’s butt clearly.]

[This time he saw the girl of his dreams, fair, beautiful, delicate and round. However, because the guards of the Taiwei Mansion came to patrol, he ran away. He thought he had entered the boudoir of a lady in the Taiwei Mansion. Now he was trying to find out which lady it was.]

Lin Mo felt dizzy after hearing this, and everyone present was filled with questions and felt extremely upset.

Everyone secretly looked at the general's butt. How beautiful must it be to make a flower thief obsessed with it?

The general was almost dying of shame and anger. No wonder his window was opened that night. He thought it was the wind that blew it open!

Emperor Xuande could only see the red face of the general sitting on the stage, but not his butt. Tsk! Why didn't this man turn around?