The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Looking at the people around who were watching the fun and not minding the trouble, Minister Lin said expressionlessly: "Your children aren't much older than mine, right? Why don't you let them ride one when you get home?"

After hearing this, the people around him immediately shut up. Forget it, forget it. We can’t afford to offend you! We can’t afford to offend you!

The system was still trying to persuade Lin Mo, but after getting drunk, Lin Mo was completely unmoved.

The system said helplessly: [You are so big, you really want to kill your father, right! ]

Lin Mo: [My father is in his prime! How could I take his life! I also rode on his neck like this when I was a child, why can’t I do it now! ]

Everyone nodded in their hearts, yes, why not now, look how much your daughter is looking forward to it, let her ride it quickly.

Minister Lin looked at someone sitting on the ground, feeling desperate.

"Hurry up and get up! How old were you when you were a kid? You're almost 16 now!"

Lin Mo listened to his father's words and thought about it seriously, then came up with a very clever idea.

"Dad, since you can't let me ride on your neck, then just lie down and I'll ride on your back while you crawl back!"

System: [Poof!]

Everyone: “Hahahaha!” They really couldn’t hold it in anymore.

The Crown Prince and the two princes not far away didn't know what to say. The Third Prince wiped the tears from his eyes and said with emotion: "This Xiao Lin is really a rare talent. Guess how Minister Lin will take her back, let her ride on his neck or on his back."

The prince thought about it seriously and said, "He should carry her by the collar. Minister Lin often brought her here in the morning court."

The Second Prince: "I think he will crawl back! Imagine! Is there anything that cannot happen to Lord Kobayashi?"

Lin Mo's eyes were shining now as he sat on the ground looking at his father expectantly, "Dad, get down quickly! Let's go home early!"

System: [Host, you are truly a filial daughter! The kind that is so filial that one would die.]

Lin Mo didn't understand what the system said, and thought it was praising her, "Of course, I'm the most filial!"

Minister Lin looked at his poor daughter lying on the ground and suddenly felt a pain in his heart and a dizzy head.

This bastard kept asking him to get down, and then she wanted to ride him back up.

Seeing that his father was still motionless, Lin Mo crawled to his father's feet on his own and then hung on his father's legs.

"Dad, get down quickly! When the time comes, crawl faster. Maybe you can get home in time for mom's midnight snack."

The people around were almost laughing like crazy. If I had a daughter like this, I would be so angry that I would die. But if someone else had a daughter like this, it would be really funny.

They simply couldn't imagine how lively the Shangshu Mansion would be every day.

Minister Lin tried hard to ignore the gazes of others, and directly picked up this annoying thing, put his arm around her shoulders and tried to control her.

Lin Mo said dissatisfiedly: "Dad, I feel very uncomfortable like this. I will vomit later. I don't want to walk back by myself!"

Minister Lin gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't want to leave by yourself, then I will leave you here and let you sleep here for one night!"

Lin Mo pouted his lips in grievance when he heard this, "Dad, you don't love me anymore. When I was a child, I could sit on your neck and ride on your back. Why can't I do that now?"

"Why don't you lie down and carry me back?"

As the father and daughter walked and talked, Minister Lin replied with gritted teeth: "Because I still want my old face and my old life!"

Lin Mo: "I'm not going to kill you."

Minister Lin: "If you ride on my neck, it means my life will be in jeopardy. If you ask me to carry you back, it means my face will be in jeopardy. It's not easy for Dad to work here for so many days. Please be considerate of me and don't let me lose face at this age."

After hearing what Minister Lin said, the system felt a little pity for him.

[Sure enough, children are debts from past lives. Fortunately, I can't have children. ]

After the two parties left, there was nothing fun to do here. The emperor secretly hid behind a palace gate and was almost laughing madly.

The palace maids and eunuchs behind were speechless. The emperor actually hid in this corner to peek at his subjects' jokes. Would anyone believe this if they told others? But this is what the emperor did.

"Minister Lin is actually quite kind to his children. He even played with them like this when they were little. Not bad, not bad."

Emperor Xuande already had a good impression of Minister Lin, and now he feels even better about him.

People who take good care of their children are not much worse in other aspects. Besides, Lin Mo's lawless character is not something that ordinary people can raise. She must have been spoiled by the Lin family.

Minister Lin went to great lengths to finally bring this annoying girl home.

When Mrs. Lin saw her drunken little daughter and her gloomy-faced husband, she knew that these two had probably embarrassed themselves outside again, and it was probably this girl's fault.

"Take the second young lady back quickly and assign someone to watch over her at night." Drunk people must be taken good care of. It would be dangerous if vomit blocked their mouths and noses at night.

After Lin Mo was taken away, Minister Lin collapsed in his chair and didn't want to move at all.

Mrs. Lin saw her husband like this and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Was today's banquet a success? Did Moer not cause any trouble?"

Minister Lin chuckled and thought about what happened tonight. He felt that tonight was probably the most exciting thing, but there would probably be more exciting things in the future.

He told his wife in detail what had happened, especially the incident where the little bastard wanted to ride him back.

Mrs. Lin: …She knew that things would not be simple with that girl present, but it was also a little funny for some reason.

Lin Ran and Lin Qi also knew that Lin Mo was drunk. They came to see Lin Mo the next morning and found that she was still asleep and left.

The system looked at Lin Mo lying on the bed and sighed.

The host contributed a lot of energy to her last night, and now she can completely produce and sell it by herself!

Lin Mo slept until noon. She had already accepted what happened last night very well. After all, it was not the first time she was drunk.

The system was a little curious when it saw her acting so normal, [Host, why are you so normal today? The last time you woke up from being drunk, you were dying. Could it be that you were stimulated today? ]

Lin Mo: [The first time is new, the second time is familiar. What's so exciting about this? Besides, I think I have made great progress.]

System: [Are you talking about your alcohol tolerance? ]

Lin Mo smiled slightly, and then said: [No, the progress I'm talking about is that this time I didn't want to ride someone else's son back. ]

The system was silent for three seconds, then said speechlessly: [But the one you want to ride is your own father! ]