The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The Second Prince of Xijiang was so angry that his veins popped out, and the system was very afraid that its host, who was seeking death, would be beaten.

[Host! Be quiet, or you will really get beaten! ]

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting at the top, couldn't bear to look at her anymore. This girl sometimes really looked like she deserved a beating. Fortunately, it happened at home and others didn't dare to do anything to her. If it happened somewhere else, it would be strange if she wasn't beaten to death.

Minister Lin no longer wanted to care about this troublesome thing of his. All he had to do was make sure she didn't get beaten up.

Suddenly, Lin Mo stared at the beard of the Second Prince of Western Xinjiang and stopped talking. When everyone saw that she stopped talking, even their voices became much lower and they all turned their attention to this side.

Lin Mo asked the Second Prince of Xijiang very seriously: "Can I ask you a few questions?"

Everyone: Wow! When did this little ancestor become so polite?

Even the system was quite surprised. Could it be that the host was possessed by something? Why did he become so polite all of a sudden? But it didn't feel anything.

The Second Prince of Xijiang took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth: "Ask any questions you have."

Lin Mo took two steps back and put some distance between them. When Minister Lin saw her movements, he suddenly felt a throbbing in his temple and had a very bad premonition.

The next second, Lin Mo asked a particularly explosive question.

"You don't like to take a shower, you have so much body hair and you have so much beard, so will you have lice? Will lice grow in your beard? Will lice bite your mouth?"

Lin Mo's expression when she asked the questions was particularly sincere, as if she really wanted to know these questions.

But everyone was not in a peaceful mood. They all lowered their heads. The emperor picked up the wine glass and covered his mouth with it, pretending to drink.

The second prince and the third prince couldn't help but burst into laughter, and the two brothers even toasted Lin Mo with a glass of wine.

"Mr. Xiaolin's focus is indeed different from others. I admire you!"

Lin Mo bowed modestly, "No, no."

System: [You are truly worthy of being the host. No wonder you want to distance yourself from others. If it were me, I would want to hit you too.]

The Second Prince of Xijiang's face turned red with anger, but Lin Mo continued to ask, "Hurry up and answer my question. You said you would answer me, you won't go back on your word, will you?"

Looking at the face in front of him that deserved a beating, the Second Prince of Xijiang took a deep breath to suppress the anger in his heart, and then said word by word: "I don't have lice, and there are no lice in my beard! Lice don't bite my mouth!"

Hearing his answer, Lin Mo exclaimed and looked quite disappointed. Why was it a little different from what she had imagined?

"Miss, I'll toast you a glass of wine," the second prince of Western Xinjiang poured a glass of wine for Lin Mo, with a hint of viciousness flashing in his eyes.

Lin Mo looked at his hand without saying anything. Emperor Xuande, Minister Lin and other ministers also knew that this glass of wine could not be drunk. Minister Lin was about to find an excuse to refuse, but Lin Mo's next words made the whole atmosphere unbearable.

Lin Mo stared at the other person's hands and said in disgust, "Hey, why is there still mud in your fingernails? Didn't I tell you to take a shower before attending the party? Did you do it?"

System: [He washed it, but he didn't notice his fingernails. Eh~, his fingernails are really dirty. Host, you can't drink this glass of wine. It's dirty!]

"Cough cough!"

Those who couldn't hold back their laughter pretended to cough, and the coughing sounds continued one after another.

A smile appeared on Minister Lin's lips but he immediately suppressed it.

The emperor could still barely endure it, and the crown prince also tried his best to endure it to pay attention to his image, but the second prince, the third prince and all the ministers were so exhausted that they began to take deep breaths.

This party was the funniest and most exciting party they had ever attended. In the future, whenever there is such a party, please invite this little ancestor to attend. It’s so much fun!

Aren’t there many foreign envoys coming? We will definitely have to hold a banquet when they come, and it will be a good opportunity to eat some of their melons.

The Second Prince of Xijiang was already shaking with anger, and his sanity was on the verge of collapse.

Lin Mo looked at his shaking hands, and asked him puzzledly, "How come your hands are shaking so much when you hold a glass of wine at such a young age? If you are not feeling well, you should go see a doctor. The imperial physicians in our Great Yong Dynasty are very skilled. You can go and see them after the banquet is over."

System: [Host, he doesn't seem to be sick, he seems to be angry with you. ]

Lin Mo: [Tsk, you're angry already? I was just chatting with him normally, okay? Every word I said was very sincere. You can see my sincere face. My sincerity is invincible!]

system:……

“Ahhhhhhh! Get out of here and don’t stand in front of me!” The Second Prince of Xijiang completely collapsed.

Minister Lin quickly pulled Lin Mo behind him to protect him. This madman would lose all his rationality when he went mad. What if he really did something?

"Second Prince, calm down! Don't bother with a woman!"

The envoys from Western Xinjiang behind him hurried over and held down the second prince, but this man seemed to be on the verge of madness. He originally looked like a bear, and now he looked more like a mad bear.

Lin Mo squinted his eyes and stood behind his father to take a look, then said excitedly: "Hahaha! He has evolved! The ultimate evolution!"

Everyone: ??? What evolved?

System: [Host, what are you talking about? Isn't he crazy? How come you say he has evolved? ]

Lin Mo: [Digimon, ultimate evolution! Manbearmon! Manbearmon is going crazy!]

System: [Hey, hey, I know this! ]

Emperor Xuande asked the eunuch Li beside him in confusion: "Have you ever seen a man-bear beast?"

Is there such an animal in the world?

Eunuch Li pondered for a moment, then said, "I haven't seen it, but it should be similar to the Second Prince of Xijiang now."

Emperor Xuande: ...What you said seems to make sense.

In the end, the second prince of Western Xinjiang was calmed down by an injection from the imperial physician, and then he was carried back by people from their country.

When the banquet ended, everyone felt quite disappointed, as this evening was truly wonderful.

Lin Mo was feeling dizzy. The emperor gave her some fruit wine to take care of her. The wine tasted good but some of them had a strong aftereffect. Lin Mo was no longer clear-headed.

When Minister Lin wanted to take her back, she refused to leave.

"I don't! I don't want to go back!"

Minister Lin said helplessly: "Then how are you going to get back? Do you want someone to carry you back?"

Lin Mo looked at his father and smiled innocently: "Dad! I want to go back and sit on your neck, just like when we were little."

Minister Lin: ...Are you serious?

System: [You absolutely cannot do this! You will break your father's neck by sitting on it!]

The officials who were secretly watching the show nearby were almost laughing like crazy, and some of them even came over to persuade them to stop.

"Minister Lin, it's rare for a child to ask for something, so why don't you just agree to her request?"