The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Chapter 44: Si Nong spits in vain, while General Chen dances enthusiastically in the court!

The man with the broken tooth was completely panicked, wondering what to do!

Why is this apple so hard! Where did the emperor find this apple? They don’t have strong teeth, how can they bite such a hard apple!

The system has already started telling Lin Mo who the person with the broken teeth is.

[Look to your left and front, that person seems to be Mr. Sinong. ]

Si Nong panicked and the teeth in his mouth popped out. The person standing in front of him felt something hit the back of his neck, and then something slid down his collar and into his clothes.

The person in front: ???

The people standing next to Si Nong were completely stunned: What just happened? What just came out of his mouth!

When Lin Mo looked over, he happened to see the scene just now.

[Oh my god! A real-life version of the Pea Shooter! He must have sprayed out his own teeth!]

System: [Yes, and the tooth fell into someone else's clothes. ]

The emperor sitting on top saw the whole scene clearly. He bit his lip and used all his strength to turn his head away.

You can't laugh, you can't laugh. I'm the emperor! How can I laugh at my subjects? You can't laugh!

The serious prince was so stifling that his nostrils were stretched out. He was the future crown prince and needed to be steady, so he could not laugh in this situation.

The person standing in front of Si Nong was about to collapse at this moment.

"You spit something into my neck! You are sick and you spit everything forward!"

The official in front began to twist his body, trying to shake the tooth out of his clothes.

Now the tooth is tightly attached to the skin of his waist, and there is a belt on his waist, so the tooth is stuck there and can't move up or down.

Lin Mo looked at the charming figure of this adult, his whole body trembling, trying not to laugh.

[Hahahaha! I didn't expect that this lord who looks so majestic could twist his body so seductively. I wonder if his tooth was twisted off.]

The system now particularly hates itself for not having a video recording function, otherwise it would have been able to record this scene.

The pea shooter just now and the water snake dance now, this is a rare scene!

Next to the official performing the water snake dance was Minister Lin. Minister Lin looked at the crazy man next to him and silently moved two steps to the side.

The others were almost going crazy trying to hold back their laughter, not to mention that General Chen's twisted body was really seductive.

Si Nong looked at General Chen who was twisting his body crazily in front of him, and immediately stepped forward to help with a smile, "I'm sorry, General, let me help you."

Si Nong smiled particularly apologetically, but his smile made everyone unable to hold back.

He is missing one of his front teeth, so when he smiles now, there is a black hole where his front tooth is.

"Pfft hahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter in the court, and Emperor Xuande really couldn't hold it in anymore.

Lin Mo laughed so hard that her whole body almost bent like a shrimp. There were many people who felt the same way as her.

He was a handsome guy, but now his front teeth fell out while eating an apple, and he spat them into the collar of the person in front of him. He doesn't know what to say about this series of events.

Even the system's voice was laughing so hard that it split its legs: [No, no, I feel like my radio waves are shaking from laughing. ]

[It seems that you can't fill teeth here, so Lord Sinong will have to be missing a front tooth from now on, right? 】

Lin Mo: [I don’t know about this. I don’t know anything about dentistry, but I think there is no technology to fill teeth now.]

There was still chaos and disorder over the affairs of Si Nong and General Chen.

General Chen said angrily: "Why are you spraying your teeth when you have nothing to do? If you have the ability, just go to the battlefield and spray the enemy with your teeth! I want to see how many times you can spray with your teeth!"

Si Nong kept nodding and apologizing, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry."

Feeling the saliva spraying on his face, General Chen took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth: "Just shut up right now, you're spraying your teeth and saliva! Are you a troll?"

These two people are acting like they are performing a comedy here. Maybe General Chen doesn’t think it is a comedy, but everyone is really enjoying watching it.

In the end, Emperor Xuande asked two people to help them take out the tooth.

After the morning court session ended, Si Nong looked at his teeth and felt particularly sad.

Although the little ancestor didn't get to eat his own melon today, he still lost a tooth!

The officials patted his shoulders sympathetically as they passed by him.

Even the emperor felt a little sorry for him, after all, the apple was given by him as a reward.

"Sir Sinong, the emperor said that he will find a skilled craftsman to make a false tooth for you, which will definitely be indistinguishable from the real thing." Eunuch Li tried to ignore the black hole in the man's mouth and said in a calm tone, "Just be a little more careful when you speak, don't speak too harshly, otherwise it would be a bit impolite to spray your saliva on other people's faces."

Si Nong bowed deeply and said, "Thank you very much, Your Majesty, for your gift!"

This gift made Eunuch Li squint his eyes, and his saliva splashed into his eyes.

Eunuch Li wiped his eyes with his sleeve and sighed, "If you are alright, please go back first and take a good rest. You don't have to worry too much about the seeds."

Sinong is in charge of agriculture, and he has been very busy during this period. This man is good at everything, but he is a little too honest.

After Lin Mo returned home, she continued laughing wildly. She also told her brother and sister everything that happened in the court.

"You have no idea how funny it is. Si Nong just biued and then sprayed his teeth into General Chen's collar."

"General Chen twisted his body so seductively in order to get his teeth out! Even more seductive than a woman. I really can't imagine a military general being able to make his body so flexible!"

That scene immediately appeared in the minds of Lin Qi and Lin Ran.

Tsk, how come it's a bit funny and a bit eye-catching?

Is the morning court always so lively every day?

Lin Mo wiped the tears from his eyes and continued, "After Lord Sinong lost his big front tooth, the hole was particularly noticeable when he smiled. When I saw it, I really wanted to stick my finger in it."

After hearing this, Lin Qi and Lin Ran leaned back, their movements synchronized, and then looked at her with perverted eyes and said, "Are you okay? My tooth fell out and you actually wanted to stick your finger into the gap!"

Lin Mo: "What's the big deal? If it was Dad's front tooth that fell out, I would have done it a long time ago. That hole is really attractive!"

Minister Lin, who just came in: ...

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