The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The system discovered that Minister Lin and Lin Qi had arrived, and quickly reminded Lin Mo.

[Hurry up and sit up, your father and your elder brother are here. ]

Lin Mo slowly got up and casually stuffed the book under his butt.

The two people at the door also walked in. Minister Lin looked at her, looking at her in a state of not knowing how to stand or sit, and he let out a long sigh.

Lin Qi has already gotten used to his little sister's appearance.

"Next month will be the Emperor's birthday banquet. All civil and military officials will give gifts to the Emperor. You should prepare well during this period."

Lin Mo thought about it, and then said to the system: [Shouldn’t the emperor have all the good things? Even if I can’t send him anything, I’ll just give him a big melon! ]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi almost choked on their saliva when they heard this, mainly because this guy sounded really serious.

Minister Lin glared at her and said unhappily, "As a girl, it's best for you to give the emperor something that shows your feelings. It doesn't need to be too expensive, as long as the thought is there."

Lin Mo scratched his head. Thoughts? This seemed to be more difficult for her. The other ladies could write, draw, and embroider, but she couldn't do anything!

System: [Host, I remember you seem to be able to carve wood, why don’t you carve a wood sculpture? This will always be able to show your feelings. ]

Lin Mo's eyes lit up immediately: [Yes! My carving skills are first-rate! Thank you for reminding me! ]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi looked at each other, with the same confusion in their eyes.

When did this girl learn how to carve wood? Why don’t they know anything about it?

After coming up with the idea for the gift, Lin Mo began to search everywhere for wood suitable for wood carving.

But a month is still a long time, and she can finish it by carving a little bit every day.

The next morning at the court, Lin Mo's inner thoughts betrayed her, and the emperor also knew what gift she had given him.

Wood carving is indeed a good gift that can express one’s thoughts. I didn’t expect that the little girl from the Lin family has such a skill.

Lin Mo didn't know what other people were thinking. She was dozing off. Seeing her staggering, the system was really afraid that she would fall down, so it planned to reveal a new story to her.

[Don't sleep, don't sleep. I'm going to tell you about a new melon to cheer you up. It's a huge melon! But this melon has a little taste. ]

Lin Mo suddenly came to his senses after hearing this: [What gossip? Tell me now! ]

The others also tacitly lowered their voices and listened with their ears tilted. They thought that the girl would fall asleep like this this morning, but they didn't expect the system to be so powerful and actively send melons.

The system said in a sly tone: [Today's melon belongs to the Grand Master! ]

Grand Master? Everyone turned their attention to the old man with a white beard in front.

Grand Master: ...

I don't think I've ever provoked you two, old man! What grudge do you have that you want to expose my shortcomings?

Yes, now all the officials in the court are most afraid of being pointed out by Lin Mo. They are very happy to eat other people's melons and don't want this matter to involve themselves.

Not all the people in the court are honest officials. There are also some who are between good officials and corrupt officials. They have done good things and bad things.

So they were quite afraid that Lin Mo would suddenly point out to them. With the existence of Lin Mo and the system, some people restrained their secret actions a lot.

The system's cheerful voice began to talk about the Grand Master's gossip: [Did you know! The Grand Master peed his pants last night! ]

I peed my pants... my pants... my pussy...

These words were like a hammer hitting the Grand Tutor's heart. The Grand Tutor rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

The imperial physician who was on standby took out his long needle and inserted it into the acupuncture points of the Grand Tutor, but his technique was gentler than when he inserted the needle into the General Protector of the Nation.

"Sir, please relax, it's normal to have incontinence as you get older," the imperial physician whispered to comfort the Grand Tutor, but his comfort was worse than no comfort at all.

The emperor sitting above also breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the Grand Tutor did not faint.

The emperor gave a look to the crown prince and the two princes, and they immediately stood beside the grand tutor and supported him.

One stands on the left, one stands on the right, and one stands at the back, and they will definitely support it steadily.

Grand Tutor: ...Or you could just let me pass out.

Lin Mo was already almost overjoyed in his heart: [The Grand Master seems to be only in his 60s this year, how could he wet his pants? Could there be something wrong with his body? ]

System: [Old age is one factor, but it may be mainly a dream. I checked and searched the dream talk of the Grand Master last night. He seemed to have been looking for a toilet the whole time, and he seemed to have found one in the end.]

Lin Mo: ...

Everyone:...

The Grand Master was devastated. How could this system even know what other people were saying in their dreams? And why do you care whether I pee or not?

There are so many people in this court, why do you have to pick me?

Lin Mo had no idea of ​​the inner struggle of the Grand Tutor. She was expressing her own opinion: [The most frightening thing in a dream is to find a toilet, and what is more terrifying than finding a toilet is to find the toilet. ]

Everyone nodded in agreement in their hearts, this is the truth.

Who hasn’t had a dream like this? It’s really scary to find a toilet in a dream, and it’s even scarier after finding it!

The third prince frowned when he heard this, somewhat disagreeing.

"I had this dream when I was a kid. I was looking for a toilet in my dream and found it. Why didn't I find I had wet the bed when I woke up in the morning?"

Hearing his words, the prince said speechlessly: "That's because I got up in the middle of the night to change your pants and asked someone to change the bed."

Oh my god, he was sleeping soundly that night, but suddenly he felt like he was drowning. When he opened his eyes, he saw his little brother peeing on him.

After hearing his eldest brother's answer, the third prince immediately shut up. Well, it turned out that it was not that he did not wet the bed but that his brother was carrying the burden for him.

When the third prince was a child, he especially liked to stick to his two older brothers. He even had to sleep with his two older brothers at night. He also liked to sleep on top of his brothers, so most of his bed-wetting was on his brothers.

The system kept saying: [Let me tell you, not only did the Grand Tutor wet the bed, but the Junior Official of the Dali Temple also pooped on me last time!]

The Dali Temple Shaoqing widened his eyes: !!! Why are you talking about me again!

At this moment, everyone's eyes were secretly looking towards the Shaoqing of Dali Temple. The Grand Master was very grateful to the Shaoqing of Dali Temple at this moment.

He also exchanged glances with the Shaoqing of Dali Temple: Thank you for taking over this heavy responsibility from me! I will remember this!

Dali Temple Shaoqing: ...But I don't want to bear this burden for you! You have to carry your own burden, don't you know? I don't want to carry this burden!

The emperor looked at his ministers below, and his expression was a little numb. Could these be the ministers who are the backbone of their country? Ministers who can't even control their poop and pee! Suddenly, he felt that this country was going to be finished.