The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

No one knew about Emperor Xuande’s troubles, and everyone below him was just watching.

Lin Mo asked the system excitedly: [Hurry up and tell us what is going on with the Dali Temple Shaoqing, don’t keep us in suspense! ]

System: [It’s not a big deal, actually. He just had diarrhea a while ago. You know, when you have diarrhea, any fart you say is untrustworthy. He made this fatal mistake.]

Lin Mo: [Hahahaha! I can imagine the scene immediately. I never thought that such a serious person as the Shaoqing of the Dali Temple could have such a scandal.]

The officials also lowered their heads, and the scene appeared in their minds.

Dali Temple Shaoqing:...

During this morning court session, the Grand Tutor and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple were completely humiliated, and Emperor Xuande even kept these two people when he left the court.

Looking at the two ministers in front of him, Emperor Xuande held his head with a cry, looked at them with a worried look on his face and said, "Do you think this country can still be saved?"

Grand Master and Junior Official of Dali Temple: ??? Why are you suddenly asking them if this country can be saved? How can it be saved when the country is thriving?

"Your Majesty, please give me your instructions," the two men extended their hands and bowed.

Emperor Xuande: "I never knew that my subjects couldn't even control their poop and pee! If this matter spreads to other countries, they will be very happy!"

"You guys are really the same. Can't you have a good dream when you're dreaming? Don't you know how to hesitate when you fart?!"

The Grand Tutor and the Junior Official of the Dali Temple looked at Emperor Xuande expressionlessly, "Your Majesty, it seems that dreaming is something we cannot control. As for farting, who knows whether it is real or fake."

Emperor Xuande thought about it and it seemed to be the case.

Eunuch Li was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that his face started to cramp. He had been with the Emperor for so many years, and ever since Lord Xiao Lin came to court, there had been endless jokes every day.

If smiling makes you ten years younger, then he can definitely live to be a hundred years old!

In the end, the emperor gave the two men a scolding before letting them leave the palace and also set a rule for them.

Don't go to the toilet in your dream at night, no matter whether you can find the toilet or not! You must think more when you fart!

Lin Mo didn't know what happened in the palace. When she returned home, she was kicked out by her father.

"Dad! What have I done wrong again? I don't think I've done anything today!"

Lin Mo stood at the door of his house and kept knocking on it, thinking about what had happened today.

But she went to court as soon as she got up today, and she just finished her court session. She was very obedient in the court and didn't say a word (didn't open her mouth), so why did they lock her out of the house?

Minister Lin said to her through the door: "You know what happened today, so you should reflect on it outside today!"

Today, I have exposed the scandals of two important officials of the imperial court. You should not eat melons this way! Fortunately, the Grand Tutor and the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple are decent people. If they were other treacherous officials, they would have found a chance to assassinate you.

But this girl probably isn't afraid of assassination because she has system protection, so let her reflect on herself outside.

The main thing is that his eyes and heart hurt whenever he sees her, and he needs to take a break.

System: [Since your father won't let you in, why don't we just walk around the streets? It's a good opportunity to eat some other melons and collect some energy!]

Lin Mo looked at his court dress and said, "But this dress is not very convenient for me to walk outside."

System: [Then buy another one outside. Do you have money with you? ]

Lin Mo touched his empty purse: [Nothing.]

System: ...Come on, there is actually someone who goes out without bringing money, this is really a strange person.

[Hey, let's just go with this outfit on. We're not going anywhere messy. We're just strolling around the street.] Lin Mo flicked his sleeves and walked forward with his chest puffed out, looking aggressive.

She managed to wear the uniform of an eighth-rank minor official and yet she looked like a top scholar in high spirits.

The gatekeeper at the door: ...People say that the prime minister's doorman is a seventh-rank official. Our second young lady's official position is not even as high as that of the prime minister's doorman. How can she wear such clothes so proudly?

Lin Mo is now a well-known figure in the capital, and someone stopped her before she had taken a few steps.

"Master Xiaolin seems to be in a good mood today," a young man dressed in a slutty way stopped Lin Mo.

This guy's looks are okay, but his taste in colorful clothing is a bit terrible.

Lin Mo asked the system in confusion: [Why is this guy dressed like a colorful peacock? Doesn’t he think that he is an eyesore? I counted and found that he has at least five colors on his clothes. He looks just like a peacock spreading its tail!]

Peacock Prince: ...

The young masters next to the young master: "Puff!"

System: [I checked and found that this is Wei Zhengan, the son of the Dali Temple Shaoqing. He is a good person, but he has a bad temper and poor aesthetic taste.]

Hua Kongque was about to explode when he heard this. What do you mean by his poor aesthetics? He has a very good aesthetics, don't you understand?

Several gentlemen nearby quickly stopped Hua Kongque, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, why are you arguing with her? Your father didn't get any good things from her, why are you coming over here on your own initiative?"

Lin Mo was in a particularly good mood and greeted Hua Kongque: "Hello, Master Wei. The Shaoqing of the Dali Temple should be okay now."

In fact, Lin Mo was just showing concern for the Shaoqing of Dali Temple in a normal way. She really didn't have any other thoughts. After all, she was just gossiping in her mind and with the system in the court, and she didn't know that other people could hear it.

However, Hua Kongque's face turned red with anger when he heard this. He just wanted to vent his anger for his father. What happened in the court today spread quickly. His father didn't take it to heart, but he couldn't!

Unexpectedly, Lin Mo gave him a critical hit as soon as he showed up, and he also got a nickname of Peacock for no reason.

Lin Mo looked at the others from head to toe. The other three were dressed quite normally, but the peacock looked a little abnormal.

[Tongzi, what do you mean by "this peacock has poor aesthetic taste"? Please tell me in detail.]

The system gets excited when talking about it, mainly because the system has never seen anyone with such poor aesthetic taste.

The people around also pricked up their ears and listened. Fortunately, they were in a small alley and there were not many people around, just the people brought by Hua Kongque.

[This peacock likes all kinds of weird things. You don’t know how weird the maid in his yard looks. She could open a treasure house! ]

Everyone's eyes changed when they looked at Hua Kongque. At the same time, they were also very curious about what the maids in his yard looked like, which could make the system say such words.

The people around Hua Kongque even whispered, "Zheng'an, why don't we go to your house later?"

Flower Peacock: "...get out of here!"