The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

This lily melon incident caused great turmoil. Except for those officials who did not have concubines, all officials with concubines, including the emperor, conducted self-examination.

What's more, we actually found a few couples.

However, these little lilies were either his beloved concubines or his beloved wives. He could not kill them, beat them, or scold them. He was reluctant to do so. In the end, they could only sign a series of treaties like the Prime Minister.

Of course, those who went too far were found out and punished.

Some women even secretly transferred their husband's property, and even kept concubines outside! They even planned to kill people and steal their property, so that as long as their husbands died, no one would be able to stop them from being together.

By then, no one in the mansion will be able to control them. I have to say that these women are really awesome!

At the morning court the next day, those officials who had concubines and had family problems looked tired, and they looked at Lin Mo with resentment in their eyes.

But our Lady Xiaolin didn't notice these murderous looks at all. She was happily standing next to Lady Li and chatting with the system.

Emperor Xuande also knew that something had happened in some officials' families. Looking at their ugly faces, he sighed and expressed sympathy for them.

She was grinning at the culprit who caused this incident.

Lin Mo: [Hahaha, look at the adult's butt in front of you, it's shrinking, is he about to poop?]

As soon as she said this, everyone standing in front of her felt uncomfortable on their butts.

And an official who really wanted to shit suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, the system started to work the next second.

System: [You really read it carefully. The one in front is the Imperial Censor. But he doesn’t want to poop. He has hemorrhoids.]

An official who wanted to take a shit breathed a sigh of relief, luckily it wasn't him that was being talked about.

But the doctor's expression suddenly became strange. What was wrong with him shrinking his buttocks twice? Besides, which decent person would stare at someone's buttocks!

I checked the system for the deeds of the Imperial Censor, and it was quite dramatic. It was a complete medical book on the treatment of hemorrhoids.

After hearing what the system said, Lin Mo paid more attention to the Censor's butt, and the other onlookers also silently turned their eyes to the Censor's butt.

Imperial Censor: ...

Are you sick? Why are you all staring at my butt? Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. Isn't it normal for me to have hemorrhoids?

The Censor's butt shrank even tighter.

Everyone who saw it said: Wow, look at this tight butt, the Censor must have exercised quite well.

The emperor sat on the throne and watched his ministers all secretly looking at the Censor's buttocks. He didn't know how to describe the feeling in his heart.

Why do I feel that these officials are becoming more and more perverted? But he also wants to see the censor's butt! What is the difference between a butt with hemorrhoids and a butt without hemorrhoids?

The system continued: [When the Imperial Censor was young and studying, he liked to read while squatting in the toilet. He would squat for half an hour or an hour, and then he got hemorrhoids from squatting.]

[This is the beginning of his journey to cure hemorrhoids, but after decades of treatment, it was basically useless. He also had a spicy meal yesterday, so he got sick today. ]

Lin Mo shook his head in his heart and said with emotion: [Sure enough, going to the toilet is a quick battle, having hemorrhoids is really uncomfortable, others have great ambitions while you have big hemorrhoids, fortunately the Imperial Censor does not have a preference for male sexual intercourse, otherwise what would happen to this butt. ]

When the Imperial Censor heard this, he was so angry that he saw stars. "You!"

At the last second before the Censor was about to explode, the general next to him slapped him on the mouth, then put his other hand under the Censor's butt, glaring at him and saying with his eyes: If you dare to make a sound, I'm going to poke your asshole!

The Imperial Censor held back his breath with a burning mouth.

The officials who saw this scene nearby said: ...Master Taiwei is really risking his life!

The Crown Prince and two princes standing in the front and side, as well as the Emperor sitting on top: ...

The prince whispered, "This is the first time I've seen the commander act like this. It seems like he really likes to listen to gossip."

The second prince rolled his eyes at his eldest brother and said unhappily, "You said it as if you don't like it."

Lin Mo didn't know what was going on over there, she was still sighing with emotion.

[Tongzi, is there any medicine for hemorrhoids? If my elder brother or my father also has this problem, then as a younger sister and daughter, I have to help them.]

Minister Lin, who was standing not far away, said: ...Thank you.

Now all the officials are listening with their ears pricked up, and some of them are also suffering from serious hemorrhoids, so they are in urgent need of a prescription for treatment.

The system searched for a while, and then said: [In fact, there is no particularly useful prescription. The simplest way is to cut it off, but even after cutting it off, there is no guarantee that it will not recur. ]

[However, there is a species of Sophora japonica, Sanguisorba officinalis, Rhus chinensis, Angelica dahurica and Dandelion that can treat hemorrhoids. They can be applied externally or taken internally to relieve symptoms. There is also a species of Begonia that can also be used. I haven't found any specific information here. After all, I am not a medical bible. ]

[However, the best way to avoid getting hemorrhoids is to not squat or sit for a long time. For example, the emperor above you sits every day and is most likely to get hemorrhoids. But he seems to have hemorrhoids too. ]

Emperor Xuande, who was listening to gossip: …

No, I provoked you, why are you talking about me again?

Lin Mo: [Even the emperor has hemorrhoids, which means this disease is indeed difficult to cure, so the best way is prevention. ]

This matter started with the Censor's buttocks and ended with the treatment of hemorrhoids. Some national affairs were also discussed in the middle. However, Lin Mo didn't pay much attention to these national affairs. She fell asleep later.

When the court was leaving, everyone avoided the Chief Censor, and everyone looked at him with pity in their eyes.

"Why are you all looking at me like that? I'm not the only one with this disease." The Imperial Censor could not help but feel relieved after the Lin father and daughter left.

The Dali Temple Shaoqing next to him said cheerfully: "Hey, everyone is concerned about you. If someone accidentally touched you and hurt you, it would be very embarrassing for your colleagues."

The general also stroked his beard and echoed, "Yes, you see, the emperor cares about you so much that he even sent a royal doctor back to see you. This can be considered a blessing in disguise."

The Imperial Censor looked at the Grand Marshal with a serious expression, "Grand Marshal, I remember that slap you just gave me," and he also remembered the hand that tried to poke his asshole!

The expression on the general's face froze, and then he immediately made an excuse to run away.

After returning this time, everyone unanimously reduced the time they spent going to the toilet and sitting for long periods of time. Some people even removed the stools in their study rooms.

After Lin Mo returned home, he lay comfortably on the couch and said, "If I can't squat or sit for a long time, then I can lie down for a long time! There are policies from above and countermeasures from below. How can this matter be difficult for me?"

[System! Master Kobayashi, am I extremely smart? Hahahaha!]

Minister Lin and Lin Qi who came to see her:...You are really worthy of me!