Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Heita: Tsk, talking about money is vulgar.]

[Topa: Speaking of money, Ms. Heita, your bill this month...]

[Black Tower: [Automatic reply] Hello, I am away now because of something, and I will not contact you later. If you have any questions, please contact Estelle directly. ]

【Esther: ???】

【Topa: Then, Ms. Estella...】

[Esther: ...Forget it, I'll give you my account number, and from now on Ms. Heita's bills will go directly to my account.]

【fluorescent:!!!】

[Ying: Doesn’t this mean just brushing it casually? ]

[Ying: Rich woman, I'm hungry, food! ]

[March 7: I am always shocked by Estelle’s generosity...]

【Esther: ......】

Amid the noise of the crowd, the video begins with a Harmony train approaching from a distance and slowly stopping in front of the camera. The train door opens and purple light fills the screen.

[Xing: No, just give it four stars? ]

[Funina: Death penalty? What death penalty?]

The video continued, and a few words suddenly appeared in the purple light:

I Wish You Good Fortune

Singer: Sambo (Originally it was the penguin leading the polar bear, but the plot required it to be changed to Sambo)

Lyricist: Sambo

Composer: Sambo

[Hanabi: Hey, old Sambo, you can write songs? I've never heard you sing in the pub!]

[Sambo: I can’t! This is slander!]

Sambo almost vomited blood: I like to watch fun, not to become fun myself!

[Hanabi: Think positively. If the God of Fun is happy, he might even reward you with something! ]

[Star God·Aha: Yes! If Aha is happy to see this, Aha will reward you! ]

[Sambo: Actually, this reward doesn’t have to be…]

[Hanabi: Can't wait, huh? I understand you! ]

[Sambo: I didn’t…]

[Hanabi: It's alright, right? God of Fun, this is what Sambo said!]

[Sambo: You, you, you, you! Me, me, me...]

[Kiana: They have such a good relationship...]

[Mei: ???]

[Bronya: Stupid Kiana, it's ok to have no IQ, but you also have no EQ. ]

The scene reappeared, with Sambo holding a rose in his mouth and twisting seductively in front of the train.

"Currently playing "I Wish You Good Fortune", next song: "Our Immortal Boat Has Power"."

【March 7: Ah this...】

[Star: Aha TV? No wonder they can broadcast this kind of thing. ]

[Qingque: This is the first time I don’t want to see Xianzhou’s name...]

【Fu Xuan: I am also...】

[Kaia: You know what, this sambo dance is quite exciting.]

【Wendy: Why, do you want to try it too? 】

[Kaia: That’s better off…]

The scene changed, and Sambo turned in front of the Bird's Nest and twisted around, with three trash cans behind him.

There is a line of prompts above the screen: Xier requested "Drunken Butterfly" and the current song is "I Wish You Good Fortune".

【Iron-Xier:? 】

【Iron-Xier: I didn’t, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense. 】

[March 7: When I see the trash can, I can probably guess what will happen in a while...]

[Xing: I am the king of garbage! ]

[Live broadcast: Have you ever heard of Tatarov? ]

In the video, the prelude finally ended, and Sambo moved again to a park, leading a group of square dancers, singing while dancing.

"Brothers and sisters, please take a look

Brother, I set up a small stall and do some small business."

At the top of the screen, a string of prompts floated by again: Lord Dark Tiger K√ has pinned "Superstar of Troubled Times" on top.

【Xing: Well, once he started talking, my heart finally died. 】

[Natasha: Hook! Don't learn from these weird people, okay? Especially Sambo, he's not a good person.]

[Hook: Hook is already a man! Hook knows it!]

[Sambo: What do you mean by not a good person? Old Sambo is really worried about Belloberg! ]

[March 7: No, you Masked Fools, are you all so, so...crazy?]

[Ying: No, not just epilepsy, but also a little...fever? ]

[Theresa: What is your destiny called? Joy...? Indeed, it is pure joy (sure).]

[Qingque: It would be a waste of your talent if you don't become an envoy.]

[Sambo: Don’t say anything nonsense, my friend!]

Sambo broke out in a cold sweat - the God of Fun loves to watch fun, and he loves even more to watch others become fun!

What if something weird gets stuffed into your mouth? That would be the end of you!

Fortunately, Aha did not respond to this - but I don’t know what happened in private.

Returning our attention to the video, Sambo has returned to the Bird's Nest, and one of the trash cans behind him suddenly opens, and the Trail Blazers star leans out of it, holding a piece of melon in his hand, twisting his body along with Sambo to the music.

[March 7: Oh, I knew it! As soon as a trash can appears, you can definitely find Xing! ]

[Xing: The trash can was the first to make the move! ]

In the video, Sambo continued to sing:

"Unavailable news, unavailable goods

"I will do it for you, whether you go down a sea of ​​fire or climb a mountain of swords"

The camera changes again, and this time behind Sambo is a bustling night scene.

"Don't look at old Sambo, he looks so charming

Everyone in our village says that we are serious people.

[Yae Shenzi: I looked up and down, left and right, and this person doesn't look like a decent person.]

[Theresa: It seems that he is not a serious person.]

[Sambo: These are all video effects, just video effects! Old Sambo is so serious! ]

[Xing: Yes, that’s serious (five credit points for one deletion in brackets)]

[Sambo: ???]

【March 7: Let’s make money together! 】

[Jepard: Is this what we are hunting every day? ]

[Jepard: Suddenly I feel that the Silver Mane Guards have been lowered a lot...]

In the video, Sambo's singing continues.

"You pay me to do something, so it must be stable.

There is no such store after this village, you have to be ruthless to take action."

Tip: Yinzhi requested "The Shy Rose Blooms Quietly".

【Silver Branch: ???】

【Xing: Who are you? 】

[Silver Branch: Pioneer, do you admit that the pure goddess "Idrila" is unparalleled in beauty? ]

【Xing: Who? 】

[Iron-Walter Yang: From the Pure Knights? ]

【Yinzhi: Exactly.】

[Yinzhi: Please allow me to formally introduce myself - I am Yinzhi from the "Pure Knights". I would like to greet you all with the heavy weight of a rose.]

[Xing: Let’s not talk about that for now. This Sambo, is he Beloberg’s man? I suggest a thorough investigation. It seems that something is wrong with such a maniac.]

[Iron-Bronya: He has always been on the wanted list... Have you forgotten that in the previous video, the three of you were wanted along with him...]