Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Qingque: Don’t mention it, don’t mention it, this water god… has a good eye.]

[Kumi: Hahahaha! How did you become like this, guest?]

[Ying: Well, I have something to do and need to go to Liyue. I don’t want to stay in Mondstadt! ]

【Wendy: ? ? 】

[Ying: This Zhongli... is a guest of the Wangsheng Hall? I'll go take a look.]

[Zhongli: ...The video is exaggerated. I am just a normal person.]

[Ying: Tsk, what a pity... Never mind, just watching the video will do. ]

[Paimon: Traveler, what do you mean? I don’t understand. ]

[Ying: It's nothing, I'm fine... What do you think is the meaning of life? ]

[Paimon:? ? ? 】

Seeing Zhongli with such an exaggerated figure, Funina waved her hands repeatedly, fearing that he would hit her with a Kaio-ken in the next second: "Hey, hey, I'm not calling you, old man!"

"My name is, that, that..."

Funina quickly searched for the weaklings in the crowd, and finally found an emergency food hiding behind Kong and Ying.

"That dwarf pansy!"

"Dwarf Jingua, I've been putting up with you for so long! Come out!"

[Paimon: What does dwarf viola mean? I'm so pissed off. I'm going to think of an ugly nickname for you...]

[Ying: Paimon is not afraid of offending the gods this time? ]

[Paimon: Then why not just forget it...]

[Arata Ichito: Don't be scared, Flying Dwarf Violets! Isn't he a god? 】

[Paimon: Ugh! I'm so pissed! From now on I'll just call you a herder @荒鳷一斗! ]

[Arata Ichito: Hey, you can't afford to offend her so you pick on me, right? ]

【Qingque: Pick the soft persimmons to squeeze, there is nothing wrong with that.】

Unfortunately, this "soft persimmon" is destined to disappoint Funina.

Kong and Ying made way for Paimon behind them, and then Paimon, who was even more muscular than Zhongli just now, walked out.

[Paimon: !!!]

[Paimon: How did I become like this! ]

[Ying: This kind of Paimon... can be eaten for several more meals! ]

[Paimon: I've already said it, Paimon is not for eating! It's not emergency food! ]

[Qingque: Uh... If Paimon really becomes like this, then it's hard to say who will be whose emergency food...]

【fluorescent:!!!】

[Ying: Then Paimon, you should just maintain the status quo...]

In the video, Funina was completely overwhelmed. She turned her head away, waved her hands repeatedly, and said in a collapsed tone: "Alright, that's enough!"

"Alas, none of them look like humans."

"It's your own fault! Today's duel is cancelled!"

[Qingque: Don’t mention it, this water god looks silly, but he changes his expression very quickly.]

[Kiana: I just gave in quickly...]

[Funina: How can you talk like that? I'm just being flexible!]

[Fu Xuan: There is an old saying in Xianzhou, called 'The one who knows things is Wei Junjie'. I think the various torture instruments I have now will definitely be able to pry open your mouth... Sorry, I'm interrupting.]

[Ying: Why does the person above you talk like an Inazuma? ]

[Yaejinko: I told you, Inazuma doesn't have this kind of weird accent! ]

At the end of the video, Finina turned around and tried to leave, but was blocked by the Young Master and Si Ke Ke.

The young master raised his hand and pointed at Funina: "She~slandered~me~"

(To Be Continued......)

[Young Master: Ah, it’s Master! I’ve been looking for her for many years! ]

[Young Master: Master! Master, are you in the live studio? ]

......

No one answered.

[Young Master: Damn it, you're not here? ]

[March 7: Uh...it could also be that he is in the live broadcast room, but doesn't want to pay attention to you? ]

[Young Master: Impossible, absolutely impossible! That is my most beloved master! How could he ignore me? ]

[Live broadcast room: Who made you a weak chicken? ]

[Master:? ? ? 】

[Live broadcast room: Okay, let’s answer the questions! ]

[Excuse me, in the video, why does Si Ke Ke, who plays the role of the landlady, rarely communicate with the young master? 】

【A She is naturally aloof. 】

【B She despised the young master because he was too weak. 】

【C She can’t speak. 】

【D is an obtuse angle.】

[Now, everyone has five minutes to discuss freely, and the quick response will begin after five minutes. ]

[Ying: What does obtuse angle mean? ]

[March 7: In order to get four answers, everyone in the live studio is taking everything out?]

[Young Master: Come to think of it, my master does speak very little... Could it be that she really can't speak anymore? ]

[Theresa: You are so filial to your master. ]

【Wendy: Oh, this time, I must answer wrong! 】

[Qingque: Uh...was that performance really that fun? ]

【Wendy: Oh, just play, and don’t say a word. 】

[Live broadcast room: The free speech time is over, and the quick answer session begins! ]

【Congratulations to Esther for winning the right to answer questions! 】

【Wendy: Damn, I didn’t get it! 】

[Esther: Eh, I actually got it? Then I choose B.]

[Young Master: Hey! How can you talk like that, little girl? Come on, according to the rules of Fontaine, let’s fight one-on-one!]

[Esther: Uh... Look up at the message history. It was the live broadcast room that said you were a weakling...]

[Live broadcast room: Congratulations to Esther for answering correctly! ]

[Rewards will be distributed after today's video ends. 】

[Ying: Pfft! I am dying of laughter! ]

[Ying: I thought he didn’t like to talk, but I didn’t expect he didn’t like to talk to weaklings! ]

[Young Master: Impossible, absolutely impossible! The live broadcast room must have deliberately deceived me! ]

【Teresa: Hey, he's broken. 】

[Qingque: Gongzi means my master rarely speaks; Si Keke means I don’t talk to weaklings.]

【Young Master: Shut up! 】

[Live Broadcast Room: Okay, it’s time for our little Easter egg segment that happens every three days! ]

[The next song to be played is "~I wish you good fortune~"! ]

(Starry Sky Railway New Year Party single product, from the up master 'Poison Shadow', the singer is 'Penguin with Polar Bear', the mysterious code of the small broken station is BV1vA4m1L7Qt)

(I originally wanted to write "To: The Faded Star", but that MV is a bit monotonous, so I'll write it after I think about it! By the way, I will put this kind of music video at the end as a little easter egg, and it will not be one of the three videos!)

[Sambo: Hey, this is a good name, it sounds festive! ]