Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture
Chapter 69: Battle for position!
In the video, Sambo's singing and dancing continues.
He had now arrived in front of the Temple of Heaven, twisting among boxes of gold and silver ingots.
"I wish you to be a boss and make a fortune
I wish you buy a house and a car and win millions in the lottery."
Tip: Bai Lu pinned "Descendants of the Dragon" to the top.
【Ying: I wish you good luck.】
[Sambo: You’re welcome... No, now is the time to discuss this! ]
[Sambo: The image that old Sambo has built up over the years is almost ruined by this video! ]
[Shiluwa: No, I feel like you don’t have much image to speak of… Everyone in Beloberg knows your reputation as a dishonest businessman.]
[Hanabi: Ha, what kind of image does a closed planet need? Of course, it's not necessarily the same in a tavern, right, old Sambo?]
[Hanabi: Don't worry, I will definitely help you promote it in the tavern! ]
[Sambo: Stop! No, shut up! ]
[Qingque: Speaking of which, Bailu, the descendant of the dragon, doesn’t seem to have any problems.]
[Bai Lu: After hearing what you said, I also want to listen to that song, but I don’t know if the live broadcast room will play it for me...]
[Hu Tao: Don’t say anything. I was listening to it and suddenly felt that it sounded quite good. What’s going on?]
[Hu Tao: Keqing, you should also learn this song. When I entertain guests during the Lantern Festival, you can also show your talent.]
【Zhongli: ...or let's just forget it.】
From the perspective of universal rationality...let's not talk about universal rationality. I, Morax, have lived for thousands of years, and this is the first time I've heard such an outrageous request!
[Hu Tao: How can I let it go? If you don't have any talent by then, I can't let you kowtow to me! ]
【Zhongli:......】
Don't be angry, don't be angry, this is my boss, I raised him myself, don't be angry, don't be angry...
Sambo is still twisting seductively in the video, and this time he returns to the front of the train.
"My little brother is not talented, but I have traveled all the way from north to south.
If you need me someday, I'll come."
Tip: Kafka requested "Sister is the Queen".
Tip: The dark Tiger K√ Lord has pinned "Superstar of the Troubled Times" on top.
[Silver Wolf: Yo yo yo~ Sister~ is~ the~ Queen~]
【Kafka: ......】
[Qingque: Uh...wasn't Bailu's post pinned just now? Can this be snatched up too?]
[Hanabi: Fight, fight! ]
[Bai Lu:......@Hua Huo, if you are really mentally ill, come to me and I will treat you. ]
[Bai Lu: I guarantee that you will be reborn after the treatment - of course, where you are reborn is not my responsibility.]
[Kiana: This isn't a rebirth, this is a real rebirth! ]
[Arata Ichito: What do you mean? I hate people like you who talk in a roundabout way! ]
【Jiuqi Shinobu: Boss, stop talking, there are too many people here, it's embarrassing.】
Sambo returned to the position of square dance leader and continued singing and dancing.
"I wish you to be a boss and make a fortune
"Noble people have noble appearances, and good luck will come to them."
"Brother, I am not a bad person. I am warm-hearted and cheerful.
We are friends, so don't be so reserved."
The camera returns to the Bird's Nest, and the other two trash cans are opened. San Yue Qi and Dan Heng also hold melons, lean out of the trash cans and start shaking.
[March 7: Ah! How did Danheng and I end up in the trash can?]
【Xing: I don’t know! 】
【March 7: It must be you who brought us in! 】
【Xing: The three of us.】
【Dan Heng: ......】
[Kiana: Just... suddenly it seems to sound a bit nice. ]
【Wendy: Really? How about I try performing in the pub next time?】
[Diluk: Don't worry, I will throw you out before you perform. ]
【Wendy: How come~】
Tip: On March 7, I requested "Listen to Me Say Thank You".
Tip: Bai Lu pinned "Descendants of the Dragon" to the top.
【March 7: Ah? I also requested a song?】
[Hook: Wow, someone is trying to take a seat with Dark Lord Hook! ]
[Bai Lu: ...How about this, we both take a step back, you don't grab the next song, and I don't grab the next song, how about that?]
[Qingque: Your abacus is so loud that I can hear it even in Taibusi...]
【Hook: That sounds reasonable. Let's do it! 】
[Qingque: She actually agreed! ]
[Theresa: This person is on par with Kiana. ]
[Kiana: Huh? What do you mean? Isn't this reasonable? ]
[Fu Hua: ...Kiana, it seems that before tutoring on theoretical courses, I need to tutor you on some common sense and logic! ]
【Kiana: ???】
The song entered an interlude, and Sambo was wandering around the Temple of Heaven when he suddenly found a black tower doll on standby, hunched over and looking completely powerless.
Sambo approached cautiously, then lightly touched the power button. The black tower doll suddenly jumped up, stood up straight, and had a firm look in its eyes as if it wanted to join the party.
[Black Tower: ???]
[Black Tower: It’s broken, it’s coming for me.]
[Star: Members of the Genius Club are suspected of joining the Happy Path...]
Sambo looked at the Black Tower puppet without any other movements, then realized something and began to look around for other Black Tower puppets.
After such a search, he actually found quite a few, and he activated them one by one.
There was even ten black tower puppets standing in a row at one place. Sambo stretched out his hand and ran over to activate the ten puppets one by one.
[Ying: All systems are activated, activated, activated! And~ this! ]
[Black Tower: The Masked Fool from the Tavern, right? I'll remember you!]
[Sambo: No, what I did in the video, can it be blamed on me? You are unreasonable! ]
[Heita: I never make sense, how about I talk to you about physics.]
【Sambo: ......】
After activating all the black tower puppets, Sambo began to sing and dance again.
The difference is that this time, there are two black tower puppets beside him, dancing in sync with him.
"Don't look at old Sambo, he looks so charming
Everyone in our village says that we are serious people.
Tip: Jing Yuan requested "The Light of Righteousness".
Tip: The dark Tiger K√ Lord has pinned "Superstar of the Troubled Times" on top.
[Xing: Black Tower, if you are kidnapped, just blink. ]
[Black Tower:......]
【Fu Xuan: General, why are you joining in the fun? 】
[Jing Yuan: It’s lively, isn’t it just made up? ]
【Theresa: That makes sense! 】
【Wendy: The battle for position between Bailu and Hook continues. 】
[Xing: It must be Aha who did it (sure)! ]
[Star God·Aha: Aha, awesome! Aha, so proud! ]
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