Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

The video continued to play, and Diluk still had his arms folded across his chest. "In order to maintain the dignity of the Guardians of the Four Winds, we will not consider the possibility of letting Xiangling get close to the Wind Dragon Ruins for the time being."

【Xiang Ling: Huh? Why is that?! This is exactly why I came here!】

【Qin: Wait, what do you mean? 】

[Xiangling: Isn't there a dragon plague in Mondstadt? I just wanted to come and see if I can get some dragon meat to try...]

[Xiangling: Grilled dragon steak, just thinking about it makes me excited...]

[Jin: ...That's one of the four wind guardians of Mondstadt! The Dragon of the East Wind!]

【Xiangling: ah? I can just give you a few more pieces! 】

【Wendy: ......6. 】

The host Kaiya nodded: "Okay, then that's all for this issue of News Flash."

Diluk: "Please watch this episode's special report."

The video transitions and an animation is inserted.

"Liyue floats in the world among thousands of rocks, and immortal traces often appear in the mountains."

[Hu Tao: Oh my, is it time for the content about Liyue? ]

[Chongyun: A dark red hue, there is always a bad feeling. ]

Sure enough, Chongyun's strange premonition came true.

"The god suddenly died at the banquet. What kind of conspiracy is behind it?"

[Ningguang: God? Sudden death? Is that what I understood?]

[Chongyun: No! Impossible! The Rock King is one of the most powerful gods in the world. How could anyone be able to assassinate the Rock King successfully! ]

【Zhongli:......】

[Wendy: You see, the Wind God was ripped out of his own doorstep, so the assassination of the Rock God seems, perhaps, not so strange, right? ]

[Keqing: Our Rock God is different from the idle Wind God who doesn't do his job! ]

【Wendy: Why are you like this? I'm just trying to comfort you! 】

Video continues.

"The fools are helping. Is this a sign of repentance or does he have bad intentions?"

"Wangsheng Hall Zhongli spends a fortune. Is it public funds or is he just trying to cheat the fools out of their money?"

"Welcome to watch this issue's special report——"

"The Rock King was assassinated."

[Ningguang: Oh? Is it related to the Fatui again? ]

[Ningguang: It's not enough to snatch the Heart of the God of Wind, you're actually coveting the God of Rock? ]

[Young Master: I am not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense! ]

[Young Master: Even if I had the idea, I can't beat the Rock God! ]

"Here's an international news."

Kaeya continued his work: "Liyue recently held the annual "Summoning Fairy Conference."

Diluk continued, "The annual Immortal Summoning Conference is a grand event that is rarely seen in Liyue."

Kaeya: "And the host of this Immortal Summoning Conference is Miss Tianquan Ningguang from the Seven Stars of Liyue."

Diluk: "After Tianquan Ningguang cast a 20-meter radius rock gemstone splash, the Rock King failed to summon and went to see the King of Hell on the spot."

[Qingque: The King of Rock meets the King of Hell. Hey, that's pretty easy to say.]

Kaiya: "Did you know that you will be fined for using puns?"

[Sino: Is there such a rule?]

【Tinari: So Seno, you should talk less. 】

【Sino: ......】

Kaeya: "It is a huge joke that the great Rock King was assassinated at the "Summoning Fairy Conference"!"

【Zhongli: Really? I think it’s okay...】

[Hu Tao: Zhongli Keqing, how can you say that! ]

[Hu Tao: Everyone in Liyue should feel sad about this! ]

[Zhongli: Master, you know me. I am already grieving, but you just don’t see it.]

Diluk: "Have you forgotten the news we just broadcast about the bard being robbed outside the church?"

[Wendy: From this perspective, Iwagami and I are just the same! ]

【Zhongli:......】

【Wendy: What, is there something this 'mortal' disagrees with? 】

[Zhongli: ...Nothing, I just thought of an old friend. He never learns from his mistakes. I might have to use more force to beat him next time we meet.]

【Wendy: ...Just pretend I didn't say anything.】

Kaeya: "The foreign travelers were treated as murderers and hunted by the Thousand Rocks Army. When the two sides were forced to fight, a kind-hearted citizen of the Winter Kingdom came to the rescue."

[Kiana: Eh? The people of this country of winter are pretty nice! The last person who helped Mondstadt catch the bard was also from the country of winter! ]

[Bronya: Stupid Kiana, don't speak easily before you understand the situation clearly. Your shame has already been lost to another universe! ]

[Kiana: What's wrong? Did I say something wrong? ]

[Young Master: You are right! Our people in Zhidong are warm and hospitable and willing to help others! ]

Diluk: "We later learned that the enthusiastic citizen was the Fatui's last executive officer, Childe, Tartaglia."

Kaeya: "Under the guidance and help of the young master, the traveler successfully informed Liyue's True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang of the situation with the "Hundred Taboos" that the young master had robbed while collecting debts. There were also many immortals including True Lord Lishan Dieshui, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng and the Great Sage Jiangmo."

[Bai Lu: Wait, why didn't this immortal maintain his formation at the end? ]

【elf:......】

Diluk: "The unique naming style of the Liyue Immortals has even become a popular trend in Mondstadt."

As he spoke, Diluk's image appeared on the screen. Kaeya grinned and said, "For example, this is a large Guoba Zhenjun."

【Xiangling: Ah, Guoba, is that your relative? 】

【Potato: Lululu?】

[Diluk: ...I am not!]

Diluk looked at the image of Kaeya who had just appeared with a gloomy face. "This is Master Ningbingduhai."

Kaiya didn't care at all and pointed at the image of Klee that just appeared: "Fish fry confinement master."

[Klee: Ah, it's Klee! Klee also has an awesome name! ]

[Klee: Fish fry confinement... Never mind, Klee isn't a great name...]

The image of Venti appeared, Diluk crossed his arms and said coldly: "Singing and fishing for money, Master."

The last image to appear was Amber's. Kaia paused for a moment and said, "Uh - Mond Flying Champion."

[Amber: What do you mean? Why is there no share for me? ]

[Xing: Then I will be called Galaxy Baseball Master! ]

[March 7: Then Dan Heng should be called the Cold-faced Azure Dragon True Lord—don’t mention it, it sounds pretty nice.]

【Dan Heng: ......】

Kaeya: "Back to the point. After telling the Immortal the truth, in order to contact the hidden body of the Rock King Emperor to investigate the cause of death, the Young Master asked Zhongli, a guest official of the Rebirth Hall, to hold a "Send Immortal Ceremony" for the Rock King Emperor."

【Wendy: Hahahahaha——! 】

[Zhongli: What's wrong? ]

【Wendy: No, it’s okay, I just thought of something happy...】