Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture
Chapter 3: Tornado Destroys… The Pigeon Farm!
[Xing: Uh... He seemed to say a lot, but also seemed to say nothing. ]
[March 7: Well said! I recommend you to join the Riddler! ]
(Riddler: The people who believe in the "mysterious" star god Misty in the Collapse Universe. You can tell what kind of people they are just by looking at their name.)
[Barbara: @Wendy, don't worry, Lord Barbatos will forgive you - but this set of five-star pure critical hit [The Beloved Girl] in my hand will not! ]
[Wendy:......]
The video screen changed again, this time it was in front of the gate of West Wind Church, and the lady and Wendy said some "heartfelt" words.
Kaia continued, "Finally, the bard was captured by a kind-hearted citizen of the Kingdom of Winter while escaping, and the "Heart of God" was forcibly taken away from him as compensation."
[Qin: If I'm not mistaken, that's the executive officer of the Kingdom of Winter, "Madam", right? You actually robbed the people of Mondstadt in Mondstadt's territory... Wait a minute! What did she steal? ]
[Barbara: God...Heart of God? ]
[Barbara: Are you kidding? Shouldn't the Heart of God be in Lord Barbatos? ]
[Diluk: @Vendy, come on, explain! ]
【Wendy: Hey~】
[Diluk: If you don't speak properly, Angel's Gift will not sell you wine next time - and you still owe me the money for the wine...]
【Wendy: ! ! 】
[Wendy: Ahem, since everyone is so curious, I won’t pretend anymore! I am the wind god Barbatos, I’m going to reveal my identity!]
【Barbara: ???】
[Victoria: Oh no, Captain Qin, Miss Barbara has fainted! ]
(Victoria, a nun at Westwind Church)
After a burst of chaos, everyone's attention was turned back to the video.
Kaia in the video showed a lewd smile: "Do you think it would be more attractive if the title was changed to "The Ambassador of the Kingdom of Winter Beats the Thousand-Year-Old Man of Mondstadt?"
Diluk's face darkened. "Okay, I have completely given up the idea of hosting a normal news program."
[Qingque: Where did this thousand-year-old man come from? The immortal seed?]
[Fu Xuan: It’s ok for you to slack off during work, but why do you slack off while watching videos? I’ve said it before, that’s a god, a god!]
[Qingque: But how could a god have his heart ripped out at his doorstep...]
【Wendy: You're going too far...】
[Qingque: What, did it hurt your fragile little heart? ]
【Wendy: Woohoo~ Why are you like this...】
Kaia continued his report: "Afterwards, Sister Barbara of the church said that she had not received the compensation seized by the Zealous Fools of the Kingdom of Winter. The "Heart of God" was suspected to have been embezzled by the "lady" of the Kingdom of Winter. The incident is currently under further investigation."
[Otto: "Heart of God", a tool of God... Interesting...]
[Iron-Walter Yang: Don’t you already have a plan? Why are you interested in other things? ]
[Otto: Oh, old friend - although I don't know what you know, but as a fool who wants to challenge the rules, I never let myself have only one plan in my hand. ]
[Beng-Walter Yang: @Iron-Walter Yang, you are... me? ]
【Iron-Walter Yang: ...Yes.】
[Iron-Walter Yang: I am your future self. I cannot say much about your future. I can only give you a piece of advice - cherish the person in front of you.]
Tesla: ? ?
Tesla: What does that mean?
Diluk continued, "When everyone's attention was drawn to the frustrated Venti and the constrained protagonist, it's a pity that no one noticed that the "lady" had thoughtfully frozen the emergency food for preservation."
In the video, the "lady" snapped her fingers, and the elemental force turned into a cold current that surged out. Paimon, who was floating in the air, was frozen into an ice cube and then blown away by the cold current.
[Amber: Huh? So you really are emergency food! When Ying told me just now, I thought you were joking! ]
[Paimon: You're just kidding! ]
【Xiangling: Eh? Emergency food? Can I try some? 】
[Ying: No, you can’t eat it now. ]
[Paimon: Exactly... Wait, what do you mean I can’t eat now? ]
[Ying: It’s already said that this is emergency food, so it must only be eaten in emergencies, right? ]
[Paimon: That makes sense... No! Paimon is not emergency food! ]
In the video, Kaeya changed the topic again: "Recently, the chef Xiangling of the Liyue restaurant Wanmintang went on a business trip to Mondstadt, hoping to research new dishes based on Mondstadt's existing specialties."
Diluk continued, "Considering the positive impact that famous chefs creating local specialties can have on Mondstadt's tourism industry, the Knights of Favonius have decided to provide Miss Xiangling with food ingredients."
Kaia smiled wickedly: "At present, Timmy has filed a complaint with the Knights of Favonius regarding the tornado that passes by every day."
【Xiangling: Huh? Guoba, look! It’s me!】
【Timmy: My pigeon! 】
[Qin: Tornado... Is there anyone in the Knights who uses Tornado? ]
[Kaeya: I don’t think I’ve ever seen one before…]
[Kaia: Wait, @Wendy, it can't be you! ]
【Wendy: How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air! 】
Seeing this, Ying, who was about to arrive on the bridge in front of Mondstadt with Amber, was suddenly stunned, and then remembered the skills she had just learned when fighting the Hilichurls.
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
Seeing Ying stop, Amber asked curiously.
Ying Wangtian whistled: "No, nothing... I was just wondering who is so wicked as to kill such a cute pigeon."
Although she said that, Ying secretly made up her mind - when she is alone at night, she will come here and walk around a few more times.
Video continues.
This time it was Diluk's turn to report: "Amber was chased by fire slimes many times while hunting for food."
Kaia continued, "A rare species of hill tribe without sticks appeared in the hill tribe near Mondstadt."
Diluk spoke again: "Raze is currently on alert for seeing Xiangling walking around."
Kaiya agreed: "Because the forged iron pots have exploded and frozen and cracked many times due to the ingredients, the blacksmith Wagner is currently questioning his life."
[Xing: Huh? Chef, is this such an amazing profession? ]
[Xing: Coach, I want to learn this! ]
[March 7: Don’t just say you want to learn it, the coach wants to learn it too! ]
[Mei: The ingredients made the iron pot explode and crack... It's hard to imagine what they were cooking. ]
[Kiana: Mei Mei, I want to eat fried chicken for lunch! ]
[Mei: How many points did you get in the last theory test? ]
[Kiana: Mei Mei, I don’t want to eat fried chicken anymore! ]
[Mei: Oh——How many points did you get in your last theory test? ]
【Kiana: ???】
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