Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[The next thing to play is "Genshin Impact Sand Sculpture News (First Issue)"! 】

(I wanted to insert my up name and the website code every time, but I don’t know why it didn’t pass the Tomato review…)

[Iron-Black Tower: Videos from other worlds? I really need to take a good look at them.]

At the beginning of the video, the confinement room in Mondstadt suddenly appeared on the screen.

"This program is specially sponsored by Fish Frying Studio."

Kelly pushed open the door of the confinement room and ran out skipping.

[Original - Klee: Ah, it's the confinement room! Klee just came out not long ago! ]

[Yuan-Qin: Keli, where did you go again? ]

[Original - Klee: Ah! It's Captain Jean! Klee didn't plan to go to Starfall Lake to fry fish, nor did she plan to grill fish for lunch! ]

【Hara-Qin: ...Return to the Knights! Now!】

[Original-Keli: Woo woo woo~]

Video continues.

"This workshop is responsible for the supply of all explosives and raw material synthesis in Mondstadt!"

"But if any explosives were found at the arson scene, they were products of other workshops."

In the background, there is a scene where Klee is throwing bombs everywhere, blowing away all kinds of monsters.

[Original - Klee: Look, I told you it wasn't Klee who did it! ]

【Haru-Qin: ......】

The camera turned and came to the room, where a three-headed Kaeya figurine was sitting behind a long table with a smile on his face - on the other side was his 'dearest brother', Diluk.

Kaiya spoke first: "Mond TV, Mond TV, welcome to watch this episode of Mond News. I am the host Kaiya."

Diluk crossed his arms, "I'm the host, Diluk."

[Hara-Kaeya: Oh! Am I the host? I have this skill? It turns out I have this skill! It's me after all! ]

(Except for a few names that may be confused, no world names will be added in the future.)

[Diluk: Humph, it's just a show to attract attention - I won't participate in such a show. ]

[Kaia: Don't say that, my dear brother! ]

In the video, Kaiya said seriously: "I would like to express my special thanks to Master Zhayu Jinbi for your strong support to our station! Brother Kaiya really loves you!"

[Klee: Fried fish... Confine the True Lord? Brother Kaeya, are you talking about me? ]

[Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: How dare you! You are disrespectful to the Immortal Master! How can you give such a little girl an immortal name! ]

Diluk snorted, "So, what did that little girl sponsor?"

Kaiya shook his head: "I don't know, but the valuable things on her seem to be..."

As he was speaking, a ball was suddenly thrown over.

[Klee: Ah! It’s the Bouncing Bomb! It’s Klee’s favorite one! ]

[Xing: Is there something wrong with my eyes? The kid just now said that the ball... was a bomb?]

【March 7: It seems so...】

Sure enough, the camera turned and Kaeya and Diluk were charred all over, but they continued to host.

"Okay welcome back, I'm the host Kaia."

"I am the host Diluk."

[Topa: It has become like this, do you still want to continue hosting? ]

【Topa: @Jimi, learn from their work attitude! 】

【Jimi:......】

In the video, Diluk said righteously: "First of all, I would like to condemn the false propaganda and terrorist activities of our Zanshushang Fish Fried Workshop!"

Kaiya also looked gloomy: "At the same time, the confidentiality agreement regarding the more than 30 cases of "abnormal casualties of fish in Xingluo Lake" has been invalidated."

[Klee: Huh? Why is that?]

Kaiya's lips curled up into a sinister smile: "Captain Qin is currently looking for Miss Xiangling to borrow a complete set of five-star critical hit gladiator relics."

Diluk continued, “And weigh whether to let Klee [participate in the next Badminton Festival] or [become the next Badminton Festival champion].”

[Kaeya: Danger, Klee, danger! ]

[Keli: Woo woo woo~]

[Barbara: Sister... Captain Jean, there's no need to borrow from others. I have a set of five-star pure critical hit [The Beloved Girl] relics...]

[Kaeya: I don’t know why, but this sentence always makes me feel sad...]

[Kiana: By the way, what is a 'holy relic'? ]

[Theresa: From what they said, it should be something similar to artificial stigmata, right? But it doesn't seem to have such serious side effects.]

Kaia in the video continued: "According to historical records, Klee's mischievous personality comes from her mother, the adventurer Alice."

"His main deeds include the failed attempt to cause the collapse of Zhaixing Cliff and being included in the entry and exit blacklist."

"At the same time, we also envision building a rotating cage in the Dadaupa Valley to force the hill people to produce energy, and send the old or exhausted hill people to the mill to be processed into feed for the young hill people to ensure lasting physical strength."

【fluorescent:? ? ? 】

[Xing: What kind of madman's diary is this?]

[March 7: My goodness, who can tell the difference between her and the King of Hell! ]

[Rich man: When it comes to exploitation, I am ashamed of myself...]

[Alice: What's wrong with this? Just tell me if it's efficient or not!]

[Black Tower: 6, you are the one who has to do scientific research.]

Diluk interrupted Kaeya urgently: "Then please watch today's news bulletin."

Kaiya smiled. "That was a very abrupt change of subject."

Diluk glanced at him and said, "I just feel the need to protect this newly born program before you commit even more heinous crimes."

[Black Tower: Is there anything more ruthless?]

[Zhongli: Ms. Alice's words... This idea is not surprising. ]

[Hu Tao: Eh? Zhongli, you know her too? ]

【Zhongli: We met once.】

A one-time encounter means that after meeting someone, I dare not even look away, for fear that the other party will blow up Liyue - as long as I don't look away, it only counts as a one-time encounter!

[Kamisato Ayaka: I've seen her before...By the way, is Alice still here? I have something to ask.]

[Live broadcast room: Original-Alice is not currently in any of the three worlds and cannot connect. ]

[Xing: Are you in such a hurry? Running across the universe?]

[Black Tower: Oh? She can actually travel across the universe? Interesting! I am becoming more and more curious about her!]

[Keli: Mom, that's awesome! ]

"Then let's start broadcasting today's news."

There is a single scene in the video, where a 'little green man' is holding a broken Sky Harp.

Diluk sat next to the screen and explained, "Recently, a bard in Mondstadt stole the Sky Lyre from the church and damaged it."

"Afterwards, the man refused to make compensation and attempted to get away with it through illusion."

【Barbara: ???】

【Barbara: @Wendy, come on, explain. 】

【Wendy: This is the reason why I behaved like that and caused such consequences.】

[Wendy: For the rest, I can only say that this is a very complicated matter, involving many things. Those who understand the situation will understand it, and I can’t explain it in detail to those who don’t understand it, so let’s leave it at that!]